Lincoln Riley to USC

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  1. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    god damn shame kenyon martins leg had to snap in half and rob him of the title he so richly deserves
     
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  2. GoodForAnother

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    My wife’s wax salon has something to say about that
     
  3. Imurhuckleberry

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  4. BayouMafia

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    Bravo I was trying to think of a perineal joke but couldn’t
     
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    God damn it. I spelled perennial wrong and it autocorrected to perineal and I thought that doesn’t look right but just kept going.
     
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    let he who has not looked at perineal, thought it didn’t look right, and kept going cast the first stone
     
  7. herb.burdette

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    When Huggins got his DUI at UC, the police report stated there was vomit on his car door and he failed to successfully recite the alphabet.

    I remember the police dash cam footage of him failing his sobriety test looking like he had been shot with an elephant tranquilizer.
     
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  8. ono

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    The perineal area (also called the perineum) is the space between the vaginal opening and your anus.

    ETA: late larry but leaving it anyway
     
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  9. GoodForAnother

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    I remember watching the dash cam video in 2006 and thinking that’s our man
     
  10. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Maybe it is for you but it ain’t for me!
     
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    Recorded Sunday evening.

     
  12. IanBoyd

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    Dear glorious leader's DPRK's citizens have a better picture of life in America than Okies have of California.
     
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    You are thinking of his hair
     
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    GREAT hair.
     
  15. Blu Tang Clan

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    A wonderful community to live in.
     
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  17. Nostradumass

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    Lincoln Riley? That's afternoon news.

    We're all in the Kelly-to-LSU news cycle now.
     
  18. Handcuffed

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  19. Bruce Wayne

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    Bold strategy hiring a defensive-minded coach for the (soon to be former) top program in a conference that prides itself on the the complete lack of defense exhibited on the field each week
     
  20. Imurhuckleberry

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    Been to all 3 places and this is the dumbest take I've read in a long time.
     
  21. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    North Korea, Oklahoma and California?
     
  22. Josey Wales

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    Doesn’t it seem like must hot up and coming coaches are offensive wizards with very few known for defense? ie making good offensive replacement hires is plentiful
     
  23. GoodForAnother

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    They’re doing great
     
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  25. electronic

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  26. GoodForAnother

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    he’s with his god now
     
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    Is that a hair piece?
     
  28. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    I love how ou fans are shitting on Lincoln for choking when stoops got the nickname big game bob by always choking
     
  29. fucktx

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  30. fucktx

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  31. fucktx

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    WWE is on Fox now so a little cross promotion
     
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    has all the telltale signs
    piece.jpg
     
  35. ned's head

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    Who knew Oklahoma fans could have such stamina? Makes BlazingRebel look like one of our gator posters
     
  36. GoodForAnother

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    there’s just so little to do in Oklahoma
     
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  38. fucktx

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    OU fans are about to kill themselves over this tweet LuPoor

    they’re also trying to read BV’s watch lmao





     
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  39. LuPoor

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    With the Thunder in the middle of a tankathon, OU football is literally all these people have.
     
  40. ned's head

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    I used to hand out my unborn like tic tacs. Show me some real commitment and offer up one of those hatched dragons
     
  41. GoodForAnother

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    whatever teacher runs the Hays HS Twitter account during their plan hour is like what the fuck
     
  42. HotMic

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  43. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    ou and clemson fans are fighting in the comments lmao
     
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  44. GoodForAnother

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    I’m guessing Dabo is the richest man to ever enter Hays, KS

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    it’s actually a nice little town but it’s essentially the fucking frontier as you go into the wasteland that is western KS / eastern CO
     
  45. Colin Cowherd

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    Lincoln is a great guy. I have no doubt that he is going to bring them back to the glory of the early 2000s. However, he needs to talk to my hair guy.
     
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  46. bro

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    pretty much the last worthwhile interstate exit before you get to Limon or Denver.
     
  47. GoodForAnother

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    WaKeeney has an entertaining billboard at least

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  48. fucktx

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    These past 2 days are the only time I’ve wished dallasdawg was still around
     
  49. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    He's gotta be all in on the Georgia side of his fandom these days.