2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. (Z)

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    We must have had the 4 better as our previous OCs. Guy is terrible, and so is his BFF Marrone.
     
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  2. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  4. Gritty Badger

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    BOB to Tech, oh I like that
     
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  5. Taques

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    talk about your all time backfires
     
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  7. Yanks711

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    wait what? not even close

    not to mention he's an Irish Catholic from Boston...not remotely the same
     
  8. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  9. clemsontyger04

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    Alright thats it, if Kelly is getting 100 million this is all A&Ms fault
     
  10. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    I’m around, but only got time for Hilary Duff thread updates and the occasional cold take driveby.
     
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  11. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Can’t wait to find out this contract is fully guaranteed because you know it’s coming
     
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  12. mp_22

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    Bill leaves who is calling plays?
     
  13. (Z)

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    Of course it is. That’s how Woodward conducts a coaching search. Just offer somebody 3-4 million more than the next highest paid guy.

    $15 million for Brian Kelly, bud don’t pay the players. :loldog:
     
  14. Gritty Badger

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    Word from LSU booster I know is it’s 9.5 million/yr plus incentives
     
  15. (Z)

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    Anybody.
     
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  16. ned's head

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  17. ned's head

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    Fucking spooky season out here
     
  18. Florida Trash

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    This shit will destroy us all.

    Of course, most of this shit will detonate in a few short years and the entire sport will have an all-time post-nut moment of regret. At least I hope before Bezos simply buys the University of Washington and offers recruits stock options.
     
  19. Fuck this

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    Entire ACC is fucked. We can’t even afford to keep the heat on in January as is
     
  20. Rammer Jammer

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  21. Dillingham

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    Get the bag , BK. Thanks for rebuilding the program. Dont blame him for seeing the program has reached its peak
     
  22. southlick

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  23. Fuck this

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  24. TC

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    Mike tomlin: strokes chin
     
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  25. spagett

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    They may never recover
     
  26. Old_Gregg

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    Also the big time recruits in Louisiana ain’t catholic. They may be getting a scholarship to play at a mostly white Catholic high schools but that’s it. Same for all the neighboring states that LSU recruits hard
     
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  27. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Meanwhile Bama fans are probably arguing over which NFL head coaches they’ll hire as their next foot massager
     
  28. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Need a tweet saying Bama is targeting Kliff to be their next OC
     
  29. HtownTide

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    We already have two on staff who are basically contributing nothing of any more value than a foot massage
     
  30. Nostradumass

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    Kliff's agent is just trolling now. You love to see it
     
  31. Josey Wales

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    This is usually how things go. These dudes are idolized as some morally superior “leaders of men” and then act like some fuckboy jumping from one fling to the next. Duh.
     
  32. bstaple12

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  33. Nostradumass

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    Brian Kelly is going to be a massive failure at LSU.

    We're talking Rich Rod at Michigan levels of "oh shit what have we done" failure.

    We're talking Scott Frost "what the fuck happened here?!" levels of failure.
     
  34. Thoros of Beer

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    Tell me more
     
  35. Josey Wales

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    I tend to think that if what is said is true about him being a relatively lazy recruiter, that LSU is a good fit bc there’s a lot of talent. And if it’s also true that he did build up the nd program, then you’re getting a competent program builder at a place that wants to win and can win again pretty quickly. That isn’t at all like Rich Rod going to Michigan—thatd be more likely Kelly going from Cincy to LSU.
     
  36. ned's head

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    This is a weird take. There aren't any guarantees in cfb, but kelly not being terrible is pretty close
     
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  37. Daniel Ocean

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    LSU thread title suggestion: Shit we hired the wrong Kelly.
     
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  38. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    we’re talking “Arkansas except for like 10 years”
     
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  39. Thoros of Beer

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    Does LSU know that Kelly doesn't turn purple anymore?
     
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  40. Handcuffed

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    brian kelly's pay looking reasonable next to carroll
     
  41. Mix

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    We're going to get petrino or gruden or some insane hire soon by someone that knows better. And for $6 mill a year.
     
  42. Nostradumass

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    Ask Florida how that worked out when they said the same about the hunchback they just fired.
     
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  43. Nostradumass

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    OU is going to whiff on Venables and panic-hire Huepel, leading to Tennessee offering Gruden like 20 million a year.
     
  44. Josey Wales

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    Fair. Idk the ins and outs enough so just playing devils advocate. Although, it appears nd has put together good classes, I meant relative to saban, dabo, Day, et al he’s lazy.
     
  45. Dillingham

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  46. clemsontyger04

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    Just a dash of Tony's will get Kelly that way
     
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  47. HtownTide

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    Brian Kelly nearly lost to Florida St and Toledo and is now being paid $15m year by another school

    wat
     
  48. mp_22

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    Rank the coaching hires in order USC, Florida and LSU?
     
  49. NineteenNine

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    That order.