2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Pshh

    Illinois didn't even have to pass to beat them
     
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  2. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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  3. PSU12

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  4. Saul Shabazz

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    all this multiple million dollar homes talk

    Bobby's shit prolly set him back 200k when it was built....no private gated community, no fences around his yard

    Saul could just walk right up to his porch and yell at him about Danny Kanell being a pussy
     
  5. Baron

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    I've never heard of this guy, but a buddy just retweeted it:



    who the hell is this dude anyways?
     
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  6. GoodForAnother

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    that’s that big 12 money
     
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  7. Saul Shabazz

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    lmbo @ spurrier

    Am I crazy here gata bros or didnt the guy have it in his contract that he had to paid higher than FSU's coach
     
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  8. dump

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    Matt Lombardo doesnt know shit
     
  9. dump

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  10. dump

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  11. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Automatic extension for a 7 win season? In the SEC east?? He really does have the greatest job on earth
     
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  12. (Z)

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    Absolutely.

    Has a job making a ton of money, in an awesome place (I love Lexington), with good job security and pretty low expectations.

    He’s an idiot if he ever leaves.
     
  13. Baron

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  14. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  15. IvanTheTerrible

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  16. dump

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    we have a p5 coach making 3 million a season

    broke ass school

     
  17. Mister Me Too

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  18. C Yank

    C Yank #WalkOffCoach
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    “We have the resources to be able to hire the right coach”
    for Washington
     
  19. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Ferentz gets the same thing in the B1G West
     
  20. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    He might have more leverage than any other person in any other job in America. You give him what he wants, no questions asked unless it's criminally illegal.

    He demanded a new indoor practice field and a bigger recruiting budget too. Pretty sure they'll make that happen as well.
     
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  21. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Norvell’s Total Pay in 2021 will be $3,750,000

    :babyneedabottle:
     
  22. I<3privatedances

    I<3privatedances enjoys himself in the champagne room
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  23. Mister Me Too

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  24. ned's head

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  25. Sir Phobos

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    there's a lot of weaponized autism when the carousel starts each year.
     
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  26. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    Torretta and Highsmith actually being finalists for the Miami AD job is incredible
     
  27. Cornelius Suttree

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    Dabo not wearing a mask when visiting a HS? :shocker:
     
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  28. I<3privatedances

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    Nobody in the pic is wearing a mask.
     
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  29. Cornelius Suttree

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    Yeah but the coaches visiting the HS absolutely should be
     
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  30. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    If Mark Stoops had demanded one university-paid high-end prostitute for every day of the week, I would have just been like "UK better figure out a way to make that happen."
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    haven’t you been arguing it’s not the school? Lol pick a lane.
     
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  32. Jack Parkman

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  33. dump

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  34. dump

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  35. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    Ts & Ps, Canes
     
  36. Jack Parkman

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    A whole minute behind

    You slow poke
     
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  37. -Prime-

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    No comment
     
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  38. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Kentucky won 9 games this year and the only team they beat that finished with a winning record was Tennessee Chattanooga
     
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  39. Gritty Badger

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  40. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    So you mean to tell me Miami lost to a G5 coach for no reason at all?

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  41. Nostradumass

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    Is no one going to tell Shawn that no one gives a shit about Kentucky or Mark Stoops now that he's out of the carousel?

    You don't see me talking about Sam Pittman and his salary that's a third of what Texas A&M is paying Jimbo to go 5th in the SECW
     
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  42. I<3privatedances

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    I bet 0 college coaches nationwide wear a mask on a recruiting visit like this to a high school that doesn't try to mandate it.
     
  43. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Six of our 9 wins are against bowl eligible teams, bitch
     
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  44. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    we've been hearing for a while that mario likes the team a lot and their potential to do big things in the next 1-2 years (though we don't have a qb, so idk). and he's expected to sign an extension soon.

    that extension will be well short of the $10m/yr shit that coaches are getting now so i bet we do this whole thing again next year.
     
  45. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    good thing about New Mexico's AD going to Miami will be he is used to operating with no money
     
  46. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Thank you DeToxRox for keeping the OP updated
     
  47. ATX305

    ATX305 Well-Known Member
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    He was the lead fundraiser at LSU
     
  48. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    which I assume made him attractive to UNM, where they're in a boom/bust economy and had horrible stewardship of their finances prior to his arrival
     
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  49. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    only $10m/yr?

    try at least $35m/yr with the billionaires from the columbus mafia in charge
     
  50. Joey Freshwater

    Joey Freshwater Slingin The Pipe Since 75
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    Someone please take Bill O’Brien. Thank you.
     
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