What the hell did you get your wife/gf for Christmas?

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  1. jplaYa

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    My wife sucks at sleeping so I got her a mishmash of Equilibria CBD goodies. Worst case scenario it’s placebo though some of my wife’s friends swear by the stuff.
     
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  2. Clown Baby

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  3. IV

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    FYI in the TOS they get the rights to use your pictures without compensation, or maybe it’s framebridge

    either way worth checking if you care about that sort of thing
     
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  4. Sanjuro

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    A 1/1 Lora Zombie painting.
     
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  5. IV

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    By the by I just got mine a bunch of NFT’s
     
  6. Duck Smoker

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    This and something TBD from Pendleton that I probably already missed out on getting here in time. She has a January birthday for late items. Real financial pain will come from giving our daughter a much safer vehicle since everyone drives like morons now. If anyone in Colorado has a big red bow I can borrow, let me know.

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  7. wes tegg

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    Pendleton rules.
     
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  8. sc_chant

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    Fiancee really got into gardening this year and was pretty upset when the first freeze hit a couple weeks ago. So I got her a pop up greenhouse to try and keep things going during the cooler months. Also got her Harry Potter socks from Target and her first piece to a Christmas village (which is also a greenhouse display)
     
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  9. Duck Smoker

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    Especially as someone who can only shop for shirts from companies that offer Large Tall size, I agree completely.
     
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  10. Duck Smoker

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    Not gonna lie here, I think this model just influenced my decision-making. 25% off site wide today. Grabbed this and a sweater for her (and possibly a shirt for me).

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  11. Eathan Edwards

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    lol. I know better than that, her's is a hot blonde "influencer" chick.

    Wait........shit. Well at least it would create some Valentine's Day savings if they runaway together.
     
  12. mal630

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    Air pod pros. Inhumane that she has the basic air pods at the moment.
     
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  13. The Blackfish

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  14. El Tiburon

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    I know! Totally!
     
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  15. prerecordedlive

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    Wife is spoiled this year. She already got a MacBook Air M1 from me because I was tired of hearing how she couldn’t figure out certain things on her Surface Pro. She’s getting a duplex scanner and a new filing cabinet for our home office to encourage her to not leave shit everywhere. And she’s getting new closet shelving because, again, shit everywhere.

    Most of that is to benefit me psychologically. Out of sight, out of mind is my greatest struggle.

    Cliffs: buy your wife/gf shit that subtly benefits you
     
  16. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    For me, this has been concert tickets over the years.
     
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  17. brolift

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    Kitchen gadgets too:beerchug:
     
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  18. Clown Baby

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    PRL’s wife to her friends in the group chat: “I know, right? He must have spent like 2 grand at Office Max!”
     
  19. Jigga

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  20. wes tegg

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    :roll: Yeah, this is going to backfire on him hard.
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    This is kind of a trap year for me, because we've spent an assload on a renovation and new furniture. But, I know better than to count any of that as a gift. So, I think I'm going to plan a trip.
     
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  22. BuckeyeRiot

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    In their terms they state they have the authority to reproduce and alter your images to manufacture their goods for your specific request and to display them back to you during the mock up phase, the rest of what I read pertained to trade marks and copyright’s along with profane language. Same with framebridge. Of course I’m not a lawyer so I could be misreading it. Good looking out though either way.
     
  23. Hank Scorpio

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    gonna make her a coupon book, but I need more ideas. So far I've got:
    - one 5-minute neck rub
    - one night off from cooking
    - one weekend off from cleaning
    - one sex session (but no foreplay)

    that's all I've got so far, but clearly I like spoiling her so I'm sure I'll come up with more.
     
  24. ashy larry

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    she’s tired of me leaving my yu-gi-oh cards all over the area rug in the den so i got her a binder and a pack of card sleeves
     
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  25. Daddy Rabbit

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    One pegging session
     
  26. Hank Scorpio

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    added
     
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  27. Clown Baby

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    Slapping bows on all the new fixtures I’ve had to purchase in the last year like it’s a goddamn Lexus commercial
     
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  28. infected donkey

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    Those are every Wednesday night, It's her "therapy session"
     
  29. War Grundle

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    Got her a pair of diamond stud earrings and two 1/2 day spa packages.
     
  30. MtOread

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    A trip to Puerto Vallarta the week after Christmas.

    We got a puppy this summer, so I ordered a couple items of clothing from Sweater Hound. You can upload a picture of your pet, and they create a drawing based on the image that you can put on clothing. Got her a crewneck and a dad hat with a small logo of our dog on each. I still haven't seen a rendering of the drawing, so a little nervous there, but a friend got a hat from them last Christmas that turned out well.
     
  31. Bruce Bowen

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    Anyone do a coffee subscription? Thinking that could be an easy gift.
     
  32. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Her: What do you want for Christmas this year?
    Me: Nothing
    Her: Come on, what do you really want?
    Me: I want to pick out one of the pieces of new furniture we're going to buy
    Her: No
     
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  33. ashy larry

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    me: what do you want for Christmas?
    her: if you paid attention to me you’d know
    me: …
    her: …
    me: they make yu-gi-oh comforters now that’s wild
     
  34. Clown Baby

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    My brain is so irretrievably broken that I saw this back and forth posting style and thought of this:

     
  35. allothersnsused

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    I, too, see dril everywhere in life. And I'll take any opportunity to share one of my favorites, which I think goes under appreciated.

     
  36. Deep dirt

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    We have been Blue Bottle subscribers for a few years now. Totally hooked.
     
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  37. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Why don’t you suck a dick and give her $1m?
     
  38. blind dog

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  39. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  40. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    plz post updates
     
  41. WhiskeyDelta

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    We spent a shitload of money this year on moving continents, so it’s a low key year. Got her a spurtle, which is a traditional Scottish stirring tool for porridge, which she eats for breakfast pretty much daily in winter, a candle scented like her favorite soda (Irn Bru, also Scottish), and a book about the rise of roller derby from a feminist perspective.
     
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  42. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Kindle Paperwhite Signature Edition, Barefoot Dreams robe, Pendleton coat
     
  43. slogan119

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    We bought a sectional sofa yesterday. Merry Christmas to us.

    Her birthday is in Jan, so Air Pods and a Jim Jones “Drink up!” coffee mug then.
     
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  44. Hank Scorpio

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    Gonna frame and wrap our marriage certificate because being married to me is the gift that keeps on giving.
     
  45. Marbles

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    My wife asked me to watch our two year old while she ran out and picked up some pre order stuff from three stores. This was at 10. She’s still not back. I watched Mickey Mouse over the iron bowl. She’s not getting shit.
     
  46. kinghill

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    self reflection time -
    I had days like that years ago where I had to "babysit" my own kids for a day.
    Now as a divorced dad who now only gets his kids 50% of the time, I miss having that opportunity more often.
     
  47. kinghill

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    new running water bottle
    balega socks the thick ones
    Cosori Air Fryer
    runners world calendar

    that's all I got for now
     
  48. The Blackfish

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    Dude…
     
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  49. Jigga

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    A new kitchen