MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. OZ2

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    (Also, you weren’t beating us that game, double post luck that year)
     
  2. SugarShaun

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    It’s more about the pain that I experienced there in that crowd
     
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  3. OZ2

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    Completely get this.
     
  4. DirtBall

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    RBA is still the *best* MLS stadium. I don’t know about the newest entrants yet because we haven’t seen them enough. No stadium with turf can ever compete with this:

     
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  5. DirtBall

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  6. zeberdee

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    Chris Albright trying to get his boy to come work with him again.

    friend of mine was a pretty high level soccer player in the area and knows both of them a little bit. he said he couldn’t believe it when he heard Albright was leaving. guess he had a plan.
     
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  7. MODEVIL

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    Dirt that was a very tame reaction to the SKC exit over the weekend
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    When you watch the same train crash the same way for a decade straight it gets less exciting. I don’t remember if I posted it here or just texted it, but as soon as SKC turned the ball over in MF in stoppage time I said out loud “welp, seasons done” I almost turned the TV off before the RSL goal because you knew that was happening.
     
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  9. Shiggityshwo

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    the dreaded acceptance stage, where all the life is just sucked right out of you
     
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  10. El_Pato

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    Read he's going to Mexico
     
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  11. Iron Mickey

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    Is anyone besides Timbers rooting against RSL?
     
  12. Andy Reocho

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    Fuck an RSL
     
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  13. Iron Mickey

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    lol so SKC even tho they beat Sounders?
     
  14. Andy Reocho

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    Huh?
     
  15. Iron Mickey

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    so, sporting Kansas City is rooting for Timber’s even tho RSL knocked the Sounders out of the playoffs
     
  16. Andy Reocho

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    Man I don’t care about all that. I just don’t care for RSL, and don’t want their crap owners to think they’re doing anything right
     
  17. OZ2

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    Does any of these stadiums have a creek running underneath it?!?

    (Of course Portland needs grass, just like Sporting Kansas City needs to not be on the Kansas side)
     
  18. Andy Reocho

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    :ocho:
     
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  19. OZ2

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    I refuse to accept Kansas as anything of substance outside of Lawrence.
     
  20. Andy Reocho

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    Well, now I just may have to root for RSL. Kansas sucks but is infinitely better than Missouri.
     
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  21. OZ2

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    My goal is to divide your entire fanbase and I feel this is the easiest route.
     
  22. DirtBall

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    Another pathetic 11



    Also:

     
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  23. Andy Reocho

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    Good luck finding anyone that actually thinks the state of Missouri is good.
     
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  24. OZ2

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    that’s a very good point Kermit gif
     
  25. Iron Mickey

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    they got no owners brah
     
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  26. Andy Reocho

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    Buchanan being in MLS11, and not winning young POTY, is also very weird.
     
  27. Andy Reocho

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    Thanks for making my point.
     
  28. Iron Mickey

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    i mean I hate DLH as much as anyone but he gone
     
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  29. Rootgers

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    I was gonna say that I'd be surprised if nobody in the league tried to swipe him.

     
  30. Shiggityshwo

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    I'm good with either one tbh, I just hope both teams have fun provide me with a lot of fun
     
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  31. OZ2

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    but you like Seattle so your point is null and void.
     
  32. OZ2

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    I don’t make the rules Mickey but I also don’t expect a Mickey from shit talking you so. Even?
     
  33. Iron Mickey

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    if you believe then just stand up on your feet
     
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  34. OZ2

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    what if I stand on my head instead, just like that David Ochoa!!

    (I’m such an ass)
     
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  35. DirtBall

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    Just to appease DonG’s narratives, they did the same with Aaronson last year, he’ll get sold for $7.5 million and their joke of a writing staff will spout out about how they were on this “Best 11” prospect before anyone else in the world and they are oh so smart.
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    Actual best 11:

    ————-—-Blake
    Jones - Fontas - Gomez - Herrera
    ——-———Paolo
    ———-Muhktar—Gil
    Kreilach——-Taty——-Salloi

    Second 11:

    ——————-Turner
    —Zimmerman—Robinson—Elliot
    ————-Price——Godoy
    —-Russel——-Djordje——Tajon
    ———Ruidiaz——Bou

    Both of these would mop the floor with DonG’s selections because 1, they actually are teams and players in real formations and 2, they’re properly evaluated.
     
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  37. DirtBall

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  38. DirtBall

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  39. DirtBall

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    I was really torn about putting Gressel in the 2nd 11 but I thought both of those 8s deserved the shout.

     
  40. snowfx2

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  41. Shiggityshwo

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    anxious to see how fate intervenes against Portland as it's becoming clearer and clearer that it wants a Yankee Stadium MLS Cup
     
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  42. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    TQL is a nicer newer RBA.
     
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  43. OZ2

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    Cookie Monster big cookie gif
     
  44. Iron Mickey

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    it won’t be enough
     
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    Me against everybody else right now.
     
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  47. DirtBall

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    Wouldn’t surprise me. A lot of the new stadiums look really well designed. Gonna take a lot to beat that garden state turf though.
     
  48. DirtBall

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    Does ‘properly embedding images’ count towards the “everybody else”?
     
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  49. DirtBall

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    I am pretty proud of OZ taking the mantle of thread villain as I do my yearly slunk into the shadows till February
     
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  50. OZ2

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    100% chance I’m on the offensive tomorrow or the defensive.

    I apologize (fuckkkkk you, no I don’t) in advance for my shitposting (normal posting) tomorrow.
     
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