Brian Kelly to LSU with his faaaaaamily

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  1. Bruce Bowen

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    This isn’t completely abnormal human behavior though. I’ve seen friends and family develop strong southern accents within days of relocation.
     
  2. Sir Phobos

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    welp, now I've gotta hear Kelly cut the Hard Times promo.
     
  3. IV

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  4. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  5. -Prime-

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    I thought he sounded like Ric Flair
     
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  6. BayouMafia

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    If he wins he’ll be likable.
    If he doesn’t he’ll be an asshole.

    Nobody cares about his personality
     
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  7. Sir Phobos

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    hard times are when a coach has worked three years, they give him a buyout, kick him in the butt and say "hey, a coordinator just took your place, daddeh"
     
  8. ashy larry

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  9. IHHH

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    he will win, you don’t really have to worry about that.
     
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  10. Shinzon

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    Buffalo Brian

     
  11. Lyrtch

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    yeah code switching is normal but man this was quick
     
  12. i am a bammer

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    Brian Kelly? Cringe!
     
  13. CTownND

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  14. Juke Coolengody

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    See, that’s what you think until you’re winning a high percentage of your games and still kind of hate to see your coach’s face.
     
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  15. Bruce Bowen

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    I’ve seen a full transition to southern belle in a weeks time, twice.
     
  16. BayouMafia

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    If he doesn’t enable and/or cover up physical and sexual assault he’ll be an automatic improvement on the last two coaches
     
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  17. 40wwttamgib

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    welllllllllll
     
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  18. NDJOECA

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    What about negligent homicide?
     
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  19. repoocs

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    With a pinch of academic fraud.
     
  20. Lyrtch

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    man you really hung that pitch over the plate
     
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  21. steamengine

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    Naming your daughter Grace Kelly is certainly a decision some would make
     
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  22. Jake Barnes

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    100% on team disaster.

    And it will be amazing.
     
  23. NDJOECA

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    that is unfortunate
     
  24. spagett

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    Brian Kelly:

     
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  25. dump

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    like that fucking matters at LSU
     
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  26. Jake Barnes

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    Add in Kelly asking for more “peppah” to put in momma’s gumbo.
     
  27. laxjoe

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    HootieWho is not pleased with the slander of his coach


    lol didn’t realize he wasn’t even replying to a bk post :laugh:
     
  28. fucktx

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    Hopefully he transforms into coach o by the end of this year
     
  29. Xander Crews

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    Did not think he’d turn into a Southern Pentecostal minister this soon

    Thought we’d still be in the awkward stage of memes.

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  30. Voodoo

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    Always made me think of this

     
  31. laxjoe

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  32. fucktx

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  35. Thoros of Beer

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    It gets worse the more you listen to it
     
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  36. laxjoe

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  38. Jack Bauer

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    I can’t stop laughing at this. I’m really curious about his thought process leading up to the speech.
     
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  39. Beeds07

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    The first thing that popped into my head was this Tom Segura bit where he talks about Steven Seagal mocking the dialect of the people he interacts with. I think I get why he didn’t go into homes after he probably tried to show up with a fake Afro and dashiki for the first black kid he tried to recruit.
     
  40. Doc Louis

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    Quantitative character studies sounds like some bullshit elective I would've tried to take during Summer 2
     
  41. Nostradumass

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    "These dumb hicks won't accept me unless I talk like Forest Gump."

    (Proceeds to sound dumber than Forest Gump)
     
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  42. Doc Louis

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    It's not though. It's just so bad that you miss the other things that are off.
     
  43. LeonardWashington

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    what
     
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  44. Jack Bauer

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    The chameleon effect is a thing, but what BK is doing isn’t it.
     
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  45. IrishLAX2

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    He grew up the son of a Boston politician, and was being groomed from a young age to do the same. This was all part of his training.
     
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  46. laxjoe

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  47. DUCKMOUTH

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    Doesn’t sound Southern at all to me.
     
  48. ClemPson

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    Reminds me of the Chapelle Racial Draft….Brian Kelly is now 100% Cajun.



     
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  49. laxjoe

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    By this you mean you hear the word fake accent, but it’s not a “southern accent”, correct?