Bertwing and friends take over Southeast Texas

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  1. dump

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  2. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Some lady got eaten by a pack of them like a year ago. Got out of her car and was walking into her in home patient’s house and a pack ran up on her and ate her. Fucking metal
     
  3. Boo MFer!

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    What a way to go.
     
  4. CaneKnight

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    Jesus Christ
     
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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

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    https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/4305584002
    Woman killed by feral hogs outside Texas home: ‘One of the worst things I had ever seen’

    “In my 35 years, it was one of the worst things I had ever seen,” Hawthorne said about the scene.
     
  6. Line 4 Guy

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    These things are so fucking nasty and destructive. There are at least 250 on some land i have. And no matter how many you kill they seem to double each year.
     
  7. steamengine

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    Strangely enough Anahuac is the alligator capital of Texas. Yet here we are.
     
  8. dump

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    bertwing has a big family
     
  9. Boo MFer!

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    Does THEHEBREW1 know about this?
     
  10. TC

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    30-50 feral hogs.

    Every day.
     
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  11. The Banks

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    One of gun nuts favorite justifications for needing AR-15s.
     
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  12. UncleJesse

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    Those things were really going ham on her.
     
  13. wes tegg

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    This is why that "feral hogs" meme was so dumb a few years ago. Does it warrant an AR-15? Of course not. But, it's also a very real thing that happens in a lot of of the country.
     
  14. wes tegg

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    You have to aggressively trap them to even make a dent.
     
  15. a.tramp

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    And at that point, a pistol or bolt action rifle is a more efficient killing method.
     
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  16. Line 4 Guy

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    I use a bazooka
     
  17. Line 4 Guy

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    A buddy of mine set traps and got a few. One of them died in the cage and the others ate it. Just nasty animals
     
  18. The Banks

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  19. a.tramp

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    well, that will get it done
     
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  20. wes tegg

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    Here, the state department of conservation will help you trap them. We killed 90 in three weeks with a couple of these:

     
  21. bertwing

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    Sounds like you guys are all scared about us taking over the world
     
  22. Nostradumass

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    I mean..

     
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  23. The Banks

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    Looks like y’all can’t handle a cold rainy night in Stoke Chicago
     
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  24. blind dog

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    2 months after we moved into our new house...

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    And our yard wasn't near as bad as some of our neighbors. Bert is the worst
     
  25. bertwing

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    There’s plenty of evidence that was caused by your stoner ass just wallering around in the grass
     
  26. Nostradumass

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    [​IMG]
     
  27. AIOLICOCK

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    I, for one, welcome our new curly-tailed overlords :ohgosh:
     
  28. fattus

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    What do you with them? I assume they’re edible? But 90 is a lot.
     
  29. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    The helicopter hog hunting looks like so much fun
     
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  30. wes tegg

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    The meat quality is largely dependent on what they're eating. I've processed some that I've shot, but not the ones we trapped. There were just too many. The state biologist took some of them and buried the rest. I assume they do some kind of research.
     
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  31. Hogview

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    You don't want to eat them
     
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  32. AIOLICOCK

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    Ayyyy that's a big assumption lmao
     
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  33. AIOLICOCK

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    Don't eat meat that eats meat bros
     
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  34. wes tegg

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    Eh, it largely depends. If it's an old boar who lives exclusively in a swamp eating carrion, then it'll taste like that. But, sows who eat from planted foodplots, acorns, and feeders taste as good as any "free range" pork. They're really good.
     
  35. Hogview

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    Yeah I'm not going to eat those things. Buzzards won't even eat them.
     
  36. fattus

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    That’s cool they took care of it. Can’t imagine the effort it would be disposing of 90 pigs.
     
  37. wes tegg

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    I think you've bought into some wives' tales and don't know what you're talking about. :twocents:
     
  38. fattus

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    He’s hogview, not hogeat.
     
  39. wes tegg

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    *we buried the rest. It took a bobcat to do it.
     
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  40. Hogview

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    Nope
     
  41. fattus

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    Fuck

    It took me a day to bury my cat lol
     
  42. Owsley

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    Walking up on a group of hogs in the woods is terrifying. If they’re upwind, you can literally walk right on top of them.
     
  43. Prospector

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    IF trapped feed them deer corn for a week or so and taste fine.
    They are tough as fuck to clean but I at least try and get some meat off any I shoot
     
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  44. bertwing

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    We comin :theswarm:
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Help you destroy that shitty centipede grass. You should thank them
     
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  46. poor paul

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    Just chiming in that feral sows that eat primarily from planted agriculture and foraging can be very delicious.

    Have never eaten a boar myself.
     
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  47. blind dog

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    If you would like to start a gofundme to re sod my yard be my guest, you asshole
     
  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    I've heard Truman has eaten bertwing 's mom's ass plenty and said it's lovely
     
  49. hudson

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  50. Truman

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    I would never do anything that makes me Eskimo Bros w Bert.