Family members around the holidays

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  1. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    He needs to sign up for a TMB account while he's recovering.
     
  2. BWC

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    He does…not look well. Stood in line for the drugs, and now collapsed in a chair. Poor guy

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  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    You're right, I'm on vacation and getting slizzered.
     
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  4. fsugrad99

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    Hey man! How’s your dick?

    I said HOW’S YOUR DICK!?!?
     
  5. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    You're an American (I'm assuming you're white as well?) taking pictures of random people in China. I'm guessing everyone would look at you similarly lol.
     
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  6. Jimmy the Saint

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    TAIWAN. TAIWAN #1.
     
  7. Blu Tang Clan

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    Lolwrongcountry
     
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  8. BWC

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    She wasn’t reacting to me, just got fortunate with the timing. Don’t get as much rubbernecking as you might think.
     
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  9. BWC

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    The bag from the pharmacy wasn’t enough. Now stopping for ibuprofen
     
  10. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    wat
     
  11. Jimmy the Saint

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    China and Taiwan are not the same country unless you're a Chinese government shill.
     
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  12. BWC

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    We’re in Mainland. The man, the myth, the legend is Taiwanese
     
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  13. Jimmy the Saint

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    Too bad you (probably) can't get Malort in China. It's the alcohol that screams, "circumsized at age 45."
     
  14. Blu Tang Clan

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    You’re in Taiwan. Everyone is in Taiwan.
     
  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I'm very much aware, he quoted the wrong post of mine that had made the incorrect assumption regarding where BWC is currently snapping photos.
     
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  16. BWC

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    This fucking guy. Talking like he’s going to ride his electric motorbike home from work to save me time (maybe 5 minutes). Crazy bastard
     
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  17. ramszoolander

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    Went to Dongguan for unnecessary surgery, now Guandong is something he'll have to live with.
     
  18. ~ taylor ~

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    He needs cocaine and lots of it
     
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  19. El Tiburon

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    Really missed an opportunity to name the town Dong the Magic Guan.
     
  20. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Just did a search for shits and giggles...and it was interesting

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    Don't need Malort when you have baijiu. This guy doesn't drink, but he might start now.
     
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  21. Clemson327

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    And it’s a tortoise, not a sea turtle.
     
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  22. Eathan Edwards

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    This sounds absolutely hilarious. How does this not result in absurd arguments and cleanup responsibilities on a daily basis?
     
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  23. Eathan Edwards

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    I mean if you can train one properly can probably net 500-700 per family gathering.
     
  24. Eathan Edwards

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    I have a great relationship with my MIL - but I am not attempting to explain that to her or my wife :roll:

    FIL would probably find it absolutely hilarious.
     
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  25. Eathan Edwards

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    To add to this (and I know a lot of people on the board know my brother pretty well so have already heard this) -

    Would inevitably result in either a challenge of a footrace or some form of Horse to (I guess?) settle the debate.

    So yes, I had to watch 45ish and 70ish adult males challenge each other to footraces or basketball contests on pretty much every Holliday that it was warm out and we had the available space.
     
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  26. ~ taylor ~

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    You're my favorite poster, but your phone automatically using Holliday in place of holiday is making me lose it. Why does it do that? Tombstone? Cardinals fan?
     
  27. dump

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    who is your brother
     
  28. Constant

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    Herm Edwards.
     
  29. dump

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    Sorry about his loss last night, Eathan
     
  30. WillySaliba

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    I’m now picturing Herm trying to race people. He was a corner so I imagine he still has some speed.
     
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  31. skiedfrillet

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    Wait did your wife sprint off to save herself and leave your child in the stroller
     
  32. Jigga

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    Yes
     
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  33. Name P. Redacted

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    Johnny Sins is also a doctor, fireman, soldier, astronaut, teacher…
     
  34. Eathan Edwards

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    How old do you think I am, lol. A bunch of posters on the board went to grad school with my brother.

    The races were my father and grandfather.
     
  35. Eathan Edwards

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    It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds

    But yes, my phone blows and am still waiting on a new one from our new Spectrum contract which I may have to just kayak out into Long Beach at this point to retrieve.
     
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  36. Eathan Edwards

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    This is not a joke - pretty sure he used to have business cards that said "John of all trades"

    He came into one of our properties pretty often.
     
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  37. WillySaliba

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    When he came was it really like fire hose or is that some elaborate editing?
     
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  38. Name P. Redacted

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    Health issues aren’t really a concern with a modicum if hygiene.

    Also (iirc) they don’t anesthetize newborns because they recover fast — or something like that. Adults should absolutely be numbed up. I think I would want to be knocked out.
     
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  39. Eathan Edwards

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    Phrasing - he visited one of our properties pretty frequently.

    He was always chill - was always asked to take a stupid amount of photos with people. I would honestly lose my mind and am glad I am not famous.
     
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  40. OZ2

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    This thread lmao. In honor of the newest internet thing (I think, at least my Twitter says it’s a thing?)

    Ding Dong, the hood is gone.

    not something I expected to see but neither was tortoise hide and seek or about anything else. The thread that keeps on giving.
     
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  41. ramszoolander

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    I think the time for punning is Longguan.
     
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  42. bigred77

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    Not my direct family, but we decided to go to my home town this weekend to see one of my good friends and his wife for her 40th birthday/ new years.
    Was supposed to be a small thing at there house, 10 people or so they said. And we kinda watched the covid #s in the area and they had a huge spike later this summer than most places did (as I think seemed to happen in most more remote rural areas), and haven't had much if a recent spike like where we live

    We we get to the party, there are atleast 30 people in the house.
    First person I'm talking to is my buddies mom who tells me this is the first time her and her husband have been out of the house all week since they have been sick 'with the regular flu'
    I get a couple of questions in, and of course they hadn't gone and gotten tested for anything because they had covid back in February.

    Thank God we had a hotel room and weren't staying at their house.

    Took about an hour before I got the text "where you at?"
    Made some shit up about the little man musta gotten into too many sweets and threw up in the yard, so we bailed
     
  43. pperc

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    Lol
     
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  44. dome foam

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    You know you have Covid now, right?
     
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  45. DriveByBBQ

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    They anesthetize newborns, but it only became common practice within the last few decades according to the wife's OB.
     
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  46. bigred77

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    Naa man, I had it in Feb
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    I hope you don’t but you can get it more than once and February was almost a year ago so you could definitely have it
     
  48. bigred77

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    Yea, I know
     
  49. dome foam

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    Well, you should have stayed and partied balls.
     
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  50. BWC

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    I should have air quoted “health”