vaccines are pointless in a way if you cry every time you step out of the house and will be murdered by your wife (totally normal) if you stay inside
I don't really have any mind-blowing ones but we do apparently have to house like a group of her gfs this upcoming week (which I found out about around 1am-2am this morning) and our place is a shitshow - so either I'm paying for hotels or just suffering the judgment of our place not being perfect. win/win amirite Can't wait.
Also - not my wife, but my neighbor's wife I guess did some major damage to their electrical somehow trying to use a blower. That's gotta be a fun one to walk into. "I was trying to help"
I think only Mrs. Ethan edwards (MEE) has the ability to save us from more pages of internet randos stating the obvious to someone who obviously doesn't care. Help us MEE! you (and your attractive trysts) are our only hope!
We hit desperation mode - unless you were talking about Hoss in which case yes, that went pretty far off the rails.
My wife uses an insane amount of toilet paper. She finishes a roll practically every other day. To top it off, she NEVER puts a new roll on when she is done. Leaves one square on the roll for me. I'm at the point where I immediately turn to grab a new roll every time I walk into the bathroom to prevent myself from having to get up mid-shit.
Having lived with 2-3 women and being the only male in the house for the majority of my life, it is insane in general for how much TP a woman goes through
My ex-wife did some major damage to our relationship when she used her "blower" on a co-worker. True story.
At least Hoss can take solace in the fact that the holes in masks are much smaller than bullets, so he won’t have to worry about it slipping through undetected when it kills him in front of his child.
My wife and I use different bathrooms for #babyreasons. I walked in hers the other day and saw half a roll on the floor and several empties stacked on the holder like she was building a fort with them
Wouldn’t the bidet be next to the toilet? Why would you be able to turn the bidet into a different room? Did you have to go a distance to get from the toilet to the bidet?
Starting a new business and incorporating it in Wyoming. My wife asked if it was bc we are Packer fans (She’s been to Green Bay before)
Going to Puerto Rico next week with the wifey. Love her but she is annoying af to travel with. It's like picking a restaurant for the whole trip. I have to plan the whole thing and come up with ideas of what to do but then she gets tired of only doing what I want. Yet has no ideas herself. We are staying @ air bnb right off the beach and I'm going to lay around, relax, maybe read and drink. I'm not planning a goddamn thing besides going to other coastal areas. If she wants to do something then she can have the keys to the rental car.
My wife decided that the best place to wrap someone’s birthday present was on the floor in the only footpath into the living room.
Go to St. Thomas next time. But you've got it exactly right on what to do in PR. Maybe take a tour of the Bacardi factory. But other than that, lay by the beach and drink rum.
That’s for the guns he knows about. By his own words, he did not even know about this gun or its location [checks notes] under the washer. I thought under the washer was floor. Now I have to check if there is a gun under mine.
I didn’t know where it was. I don’t know where most of our shit is. I’ve posted about how everyday is like a game of hide and go seek. It’s maddening.
So if you open a drawer to get something out one day and you knowingly put it back in that drawer that doesn’t mean if you open that same drawer to get that same thing out that it will be there again. The odds are it’s not in there.
I’ve mentioned it multiple times in this thread but everyday is like a game of hide and go seek. It’s insane.
I only keep one credit card and one debit card in my wallet I’m at a restaurant picking up a to-go order and check my wallet and both are missing call my wife and both are in her purse. She has her own credit and debit card but couldn’t find them so she borrowed mine and forgot to put them back.