She has her conceal carry license but doesn’t carry. Her dad made her and her sister get them when they were in college.
I’ve posted it in this thread and the family members thread but not only does my wife do the hide and seek thing but my mother in law and my own mother do it. If I set a glass on the counter and turn around I do not know if it will be sitting on the counter or if it will be in the cabinet I got it out of.
In which way - I feel like there are a plethora of routes here Wife wants me to order for the table at all times and boy is it an efficient way to live life. I'll take the financial hit to avoid an awkward first 20 mins of dinner and a staff that will judge me for the remainder.
I've been to PR before but wife hasn't. Next winter I'm going to go down to British Virgin Islands with a couple of buddies. One's got his sailing license and goes every year.
She will be furious if she sees this lack of respect on her name. MLS is, I guess what she has fully committed to.
Well yeah, he was Russian as fuck, for sure. He grew up religious, and of course that’s going to only get cemented further when you’re put through a mock execution and spend 4 years in hard labor, with only a Bible to read. There is no denying his absolutely insane writing talent, though. Brothers Karamazov is the second best book ever written behind Don Quixote , and both are arguably the most influential works of literature in the modern era (Don Quixote being entirely inarguable). Tolstoy can fuck off. Also, I wish that Gogol had finished all of Dead Souls, or at the very least not burned the second part, before deciding he was just going to simply die.
My wife every time she flies: “how much is the bag allowed to weigh?” me: 50 pounds, the same as always.
If she is like my wife, she has full access to look at the accounts, but lives in constant fear that one will be denied due to NSF or over credit limit or some shit
It was a quickly planned trip and found cheap airfare. The high is 14° here tomorrow so almost anywhere is >>>> the midwest. Also Vieques is pretty nice fwiw.
Can you impersonate me well enough so I can just have you discuss this with my wife and I can watch NFL highlights and drink a beer is really the critical question here. Over the phone - before you get any ideas.
I had to write down my card number and have bartender enter it in on their computer. That card number is 100% going to be stolen now
I have a friend from Louisiana that’s basically me on steroids (but instead of steroids, it’s actually coke). So yeah, probably.
This is me with my wife and any and all Imperial units of measurement. We now have a conversion chart magnet on the fridge
Yea, I’ll take her not getting a Die Hard reference every day of the week over having a loaded gun put to my head
The true spirit of this thread is posting mildly annoying, maybe even cute or funny quicks that your S/O have. Hoss took it in a dark direction.
If it helps my wife has not crashed into our house or pulled a gun on me. I also haven’t been stabbed by her.
I feel airlines weigh 3-5 lbs high to gain revenue trick is slide your toe under the scale and lift slightly Used to use the skycaps outside and $20 and they’d tell me to lift until it hit 50 and he’d hit go. Apparently being outside now is too dangerous for covid.