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  1. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Pavement Princess
     
  2. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Butthead
     
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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    "Do they have a bathroom and wifi?"
     
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  4. ~ taylor ~

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    No, they've always been expensive.
     
  5. Eathan Edwards

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    Moms in my area growing up must have just been destroying bank accounts.

    Hindsight investment.
     
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  6. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  7. BellottiBold

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    Man give her(?) a fish already, making her stay put like that
     
  8. ~ taylor ~

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    Credit, iyam
     
  9. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    good for him if he is happy. I love Blast from the Past and I don’t care who knows
     
  11. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    :jamalshewrote:
     
  12. tigr2ndbase

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    One of my favorite movies. I quote and reference it all the time but no one gets its.
     
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  13. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  14. Kylebw1

    Kylebw1 UNC ACC Champs
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    Be prepared to wait if you order a couch from pb. Ours just arrived and it was ordered in June. I didn’t think it was very expensive but I would go elsewhere if I was ordering another one due to the wait
     
  15. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Annoyingly, this is apparently the Royal Marines, so they've got this plus NHS and we're over here with our dicks in our hands useless F-35s.
     
  16. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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  17. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    Nice day on the slopes haha

     
  18. DuckKin

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    Boston Dynamics - “Cute”
     
  19. BellottiBold

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    :laugh:
    My favorite is actually the "I haven't fallen yet but I just slipped again" arm flap
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    whenever I run across it I’ll watch it no matter where it is
     
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  21. Shinzon

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    Living in Pakistan must be worse than I thought if someone thought smoking a poisonous creature would be a fun idea.

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  22. Eathan Edwards

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    I've had "scorpion infused" tequila before and can't say it was any different amount of dancing visuals than normal tequila.
     
  23. Eathan Edwards

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    "For a cost of 70 to 200 rupees, or $1 to $3 in U.S. currency, a dealer will place a scorpion in a person's hand and bat it with a stick until it imparts venom with its tail. Others opt to smoke the scorpion, which involves burning it alive over coals while inhaling the venomous smoke. Still others will dry a dead scorpion in sunlight, mix its remains with hashish and tobacco, and either roll it like a cigarette or place it in a small pipe.

    Why go to all the trouble? For starters, scorpions are a cheap high that can last anywhere from 10 hours to three days. The high is said to be so powerful that it outstrips heroin and provides a euphoric, floating feeling bolstered by the ability to remain completely alert. The downside — and it's a pretty big one — is that the person spends the first six or so hours in pain while their body adjusts to the toxins. Oh, and it's possible to experience short- and long-term memory loss, sleeping and appetite disorders, a constant state of delusions or death."

    Learn something new every day.
     
  24. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    No thanks. I’ll stick to huffing paint
     
  25. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    im the same way with the South Park movie. I don’t know how many times at work I’ve told people to add “punch and pie” to meeting invites, “more people will come if you say there will be punch and pie”. No one ever catches the reference
     
  26. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    “10 hours to 3 days” will make it awfully hard to plan the rest of my weekend
     
  27. Roy

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  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Paint? Freon is where it’s at imo
     
  29. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    You have to do it in a Cartman voice. Everyone in the office will love you and think you're hilarious.
     
  30. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    this is old
     
  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    That's one of my favorite lines too.
     
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  32. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Check out this guy that’s never tried Krokodil
     
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  33. b0ne5

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    Hes still alive isn’t he???
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    WE WERE THE WALKING DEAD ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!
     
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  35. b0ne5

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    WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME????!!!!?????????????
     
  36. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  37. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Watching this guy clear backed-up culverts and storm drains is very satisfying.

     
  38. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Post 10 has a thread here.
     
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  39. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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  40. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  41. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I hope he had a 13 and 11 year old with him just in physical pain watching his antics
     
  42. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    What am I missing
     
  43. Joe Withabee

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    He pressed on the back of his vest where it says press
     
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  44. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Hmmmmm eggsellent
     
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  45. The Blackfish

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    r u srs rite now
     
  46. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I got nothing
     
  47. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    To dads, this may be the funniest joke of all time.