Yo Dogs Suck

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  1. CaneKnight

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    I remember why I like cats more now. Just started living with two again and fuck are these things needy whiny garbage animals. I'd rather have an actual fucking kid
     
    #1 CaneKnight, Jan 18, 2022
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  2. Detlef Schrempf

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    This might be the worst post in the history of this board.
     
    #2 Detlef Schrempf, Jan 18, 2022
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  3. 40wwttamgib

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    #3 40wwttamgib, Jan 18, 2022
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  4. Lawnole23

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    Whiny garbage animal. Yuck.


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    #4 Lawnole23, Jan 18, 2022
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  5. ashy larry

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    #5 ashy larry, Jan 18, 2022
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  6. Tiffin

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    Learn to show affection and not be such a cold hearted cunt maybe, idk.
     
    #6 Tiffin, Jan 18, 2022
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  7. bstaple12

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    This post makes so much sense
     
    #7 bstaple12, Jan 18, 2022
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  8. ButchCassidy

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    Fuck cats. Our cat meows nonstop for no damn reason.
     
    #8 ButchCassidy, Jan 18, 2022
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    #9 killerwvu, Jan 18, 2022
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  10. Boo MFer!

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    #10 Boo MFer!, Jan 18, 2022
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  11. Detlef Schrempf

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    That looks like a very good boy
     
    #11 Detlef Schrempf, Jan 18, 2022
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  12. $P1

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    Y I K E S
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    #12 $P1, Jan 18, 2022
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  13. Boo MFer!

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    12/10.
     
    #13 Boo MFer!, Jan 18, 2022
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  14. repoocs

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    Team good boys.
     
    #14 repoocs, Jan 18, 2022
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  15. HotMic

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    Look at these bastards enjoying the snow!

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    #15 HotMic, Jan 18, 2022
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  16. Boo MFer!

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    Imagine hating such beautiful and wonderful creatures.
     
    #16 Boo MFer!, Jan 18, 2022
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  17. ned's head

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    #17 ned's head, Jan 18, 2022
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  18. CaneKnight

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    #18 CaneKnight, Jan 18, 2022
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  19. blind dog

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    I hate getting blowjobs, the worst!
     
    #19 blind dog, Jan 18, 2022
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  20. two

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    #20 two, Jan 18, 2022
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  21. Boo MFer!

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    My dog watched the goddamn national championship. I bet you can’t say the same about your dumb cat, OP.

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    #21 Boo MFer!, Jan 18, 2022
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  22. Boom TittyMilk

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    I have yet to ignore a user on this board since its inception but OP is really testing me
     
    #22 Boom TittyMilk, Jan 18, 2022
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  23. CaneKnight

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    Listen I’m not here to kink shame but letting a dog suck ur dick is kinda weird man
     
    #23 CaneKnight, Jan 18, 2022
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  24. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    Seriously explains a lot
     
    #24 Dr. Mantis Toboggan, Jan 18, 2022
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  25. racer

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    The Dumpflower is about to do a full grow and bloom season in under 5 seconds.
     
    #25 racer, Jan 18, 2022
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  26. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    I can guarantee you are worse to live with than dogs.
     
    #26 20/20/20/20, Jan 18, 2022
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  27. Cornelius Suttree

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    Op hates dogs but sounds like he actually hates birds more
     
    #27 Cornelius Suttree, Jan 18, 2022
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  28. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    like this post if you think dogs are actually great
     
    #28 Taques, Jan 18, 2022
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  29. Pokes

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    Hey fuck you buddy
     
    #29 Pokes, Jan 18, 2022
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  30. Bruce Bowen

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    There are some opinions that are so bad they aren't even with engaging.
     
    #30 Bruce Bowen, Jan 18, 2022
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  31. Pasta88

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    Cats are definitely the better pound-for-pound pet given the amount of work and resources required to own a dog.
     
    #31 Pasta88, Jan 18, 2022
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  32. dump

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    The only dogs you should hate are doodle breeds tbqh
     
    #32 dump, Jan 18, 2022
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  33. dump

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    Sounds like you shouldnt have kids either
     
    #33 dump, Jan 18, 2022
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  34. Boo MFer!

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    :edmond::smugdog:
     
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  35. Boo MFer!

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    Consider this the second worst post of the year.
     
    #35 Boo MFer!, Jan 18, 2022
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  36. two

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    Truth.. being indifferent towards dogs understandable. Actually hating them? Psychopath
     
    #36 two, Jan 18, 2022
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  37. TC

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    Someone took the thread title a little too literally
     
    #37 TC, Jan 18, 2022
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  38. Clown Baby

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    If you ask me, cats and dogs are like McDonald’s and Wendy’s
     
    #38 Clown Baby, Jan 18, 2022
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  39. Pasta88

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    *Alonzo Mourning gif*
     
    #39 Pasta88, Jan 18, 2022
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  40. CaneKnight

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    This guy gets it
     
    #40 CaneKnight, Jan 18, 2022
  41. CaneKnight

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    Don’t worry baby I don’t want those either :laugh:
     
    #41 CaneKnight, Jan 18, 2022
  42. Detlef Schrempf

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    Alright, fuck you
     
    #42 Detlef Schrempf, Jan 18, 2022
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  43. CaneKnight

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    Considering I feed them, make sure they go outside, clean up after them etc. I don’t hate them I’d just prefer not to own one. So why don’t you chill with that psychopath talk you fucking weirdo.

    Thread is obviously a bit of a joke but ur a fucking moron so of course you took it literally
     
    #43 CaneKnight, Jan 18, 2022
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  44. TC

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    I prefer tapirs.
     
    #44 TC, Jan 18, 2022
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  45. Boo MFer!

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    He’s just mad because our doods are better looking than he is.
     
    #45 Boo MFer!, Jan 18, 2022
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  46. Boo MFer!

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    Yeah, but enough about your wife! Lol
     
    #46 Boo MFer!, Jan 18, 2022
  47. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Thank fucking god
     
    #47 dump, Jan 18, 2022
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  48. Detlef Schrempf

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    Mine used to like when I would hold him like this. He’s a very good boy.
     
    #48 Detlef Schrempf, Jan 18, 2022
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  49. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    * blind dog ‘s are the worst to live with
     
    #49 bertwing, Jan 18, 2022
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  50. Houndster

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    I like dogs and cats
     
    #50 Houndster, Jan 18, 2022
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