Yo Dogs Suck

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  1. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I have a smol dog.
     
  2. Boo MFer!

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    Imagine hating this face.

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  3. Boo MFer!

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    What kind?
     
  4. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    take it back rn you don’t mean this
     
  5. blind dog

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    a little one
     
  6. Fuck this

    Fuck this Oh Hey
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    So much fucking anger
     
  7. bertwing

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    Sorry your wife hacked my account
     
  8. ElectricDreamMachine

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    i like both :idk:
     
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  9. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    I'm not even remotely shocked at this development
     
  10. dump

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    yeah just own a golden retriever then
     
  11. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Smol with long body
     
  12. Boo MFer!

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    No.

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  13. CaneKnight

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    More of an Alpaca or Capybara man myself
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  14. Boo MFer!

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    My friends in Lexington have one like that. He’s a rescue, and they think he’s got some chihuahua and weiner dog in him.
     
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  15. dump

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    Chiweenies
     
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  16. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I, too, like both but seem to have spent the last 2.5 decades exclusively with women with weak olfactory systems that cause cat allergies.

    It’s some bullshit.

    That said, cleaning a litter box is 100 times worse than any part of caring for a dog.
     
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  17. UncleJesse

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    She’s a very classy lady. Groomer just gives her Gene Simmons hair every time.

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  18. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I'd take a pic.
     
  19. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Wait, your dog gives blowjobs? What breed?
     
  20. HotMic

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  21. dump

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  22. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Look at that looker.
     
  23. Boo MFer!

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    Wait, do you have my friends’ dog?!
     
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  24. bertwing

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    Mods please delete devine ‘s picture
     
  25. COVIDiskilingme79

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    When a guy tells me they prefer cats, I automatically think less of them. That's one bias I'll never get over.
     
  26. dump

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    Especially when you get a cat that won’t go in the litterbox
     
  27. CaneKnight

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    Hilariously I'm actually allergic to cats. I'd have to get a kitten and pray my allergies adjsuted. My sister on the other hand would never be able to come to where I live she's REALLY allergic to cats so I'm never buying one of those either :laugh:
     
  28. dome foam

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    What a couple of losers
     
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  29. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I wouldn't be opposed to receiving a picture of the little fucker, if you have one.
     
  30. CaneKnight

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    I don't think much of anyone so at least we're on the same page
     
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  31. dome foam

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    I just spent 10 mins trying to figure out the movie from the description in your background and couldn’t get it.
     
  32. Boo MFer!

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    :lovelove:
     
  33. Saul Shabazz

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    op is life of the party
     
  34. Boo MFer!

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    Pics of your sister?
     
  35. dump

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    Imagine hating the only good thing about this world
     
  36. CaneKnight

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    :yaoface:
     
  37. ned's head

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    Ranking pets based on which one is easier to neglect is certainly an interesting idea. I'm sensing a theme with our miami posters
     
  38. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Not exactly what I pictured in my head, but she’s probably still beautiful on the inside.
     
  39. BlazingRebel

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  40. ClemPson

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    Merle is taking this thread very personal.
     
  41. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I like animals in general. Dogs don't have a monopoly unless you're a psychopath
     
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  42. Pharm

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  43. Truman

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    oh no, someone spray painted your walls
     
  44. Boo MFer!

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    It’s called tagging, buddy.
     
  45. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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  46. racer

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  47. blind dog

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    we have a rescue that’s half weiner dog and half shih tzu
     
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  48. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Coincidentally enough that’s the same thing you get after a night with bertwing

    wiener shit
     
  49. CaneKnight

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    Please remove that choke artist hat from that beautiful corgi. Corgis and Malamutes are elite animals even tho they're dogs.
     
  50. bertwing

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    they’re*

    having a pretty rough morning aren’t ya bud!