Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    It’s not like fauci and trump were in the government at the same time or anything
     
  2. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    ronny d literally knifing him in the back on the debate stage would be delightfully poetic
     
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  3. bro

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    That’s a great thread
     
  4. Beeds07

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  5. Josey Wales

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    The guy who pressured Georgia to find just enough votes for him to win.

    I can’t think of a more blatant flashpoint for democrats to do something about a problem or risk utter apathy and scorn from their alleged base. If you’re not fighting for fair elections I have zero use for you.
     
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  6. Drown ‘Em

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    Lol at Trump saying “there is a famous statement…” but failing to say that the quote he is thinking of is from Stalin. Stalin is often credited as saying, “Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.” But there is no evidence he actually said it. So Trump is now paraphrasing spurious Stalin quotes to promote his agenda to rig elections for himself.
     
  7. Mister Me Too

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    :dubioustrump:
     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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    The Yashar profile was great. Before everyone was like, “The hell is this guy’s deal.”

    Then after the article everyone said, “Wait a second. What the fuck is that guy’s deal?!?”
     
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  9. devine

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  10. AIOLICOCK

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    Almost exactly word for word

     
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  11. chuckmasterflex

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    Quoting things Ron’s team tells you does not make something the “bottom line.” But other than it not being true, sure.
     
  12. chuckmasterflex

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    Well, the math checks out
     
  13. Truman

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  14. CaneKnight

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    American Christianity is cancer
     
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  15. BellottiBold

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    That reminds me, I saw a pic of the flyer thing promoting the AZ rally and of course there was a note about "50% off for pastors" lol
     
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  16. Beeds07

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    Probably Matt Gaetz’ favorite movie
     
  17. timo

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    Gross. This motherfucker better be like 21, at the oldest, but I'm guessing he's like 35 or something.
     
  18. blotter

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    just another example of cancel culture holding transformative conservatives down

    look at this masterpiece

     
  19. blotter

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    he was apparently born in 1998. Youth pastor, probably where he met her. They're already married which is apparently legal in Germany

    piecing his timeline of ig posts together twitter says he was going after her at 20 when she was 14
     
  20. Bruce Wayne

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    Doesn't sound like a grooming situation at all when you put it that way
     
  21. NilesIrish

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    He was born in ‘98 per the comments. So, It’s as gross as it seems.
     
  22. blotter

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    dude's just open about it too.. three year anniversary post from Feb2020

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  23. slogan119

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    “Germany - it’s the Alabama of Europe.”
     
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  24. chuckmasterflex

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    “Meetings are illegal” is a hilarious concept for a movie I’ll give him that
     
  25. bwi2

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    thats a single-issue 450 EV platform
     
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  26. Drown ‘Em

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    von Braun would likely agree.
     
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  27. DuckKin

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    “meetings are illegal, you are under arrest”

    “But we are the head of the communist government!”

    ……

    “good work on arresting those meeting bastards lieutenant, but there is one thing, we are having a meeting right now”

    “noooooooooo!!”
     
  28. bro

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  29. Josey Wales

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    let’s fuck around until after the mid terms. Better yet, let’s punt until 2024 when these things can be pardoned (or whatever) by Trump.

    Biden should appoint an election freedom/integrity/word that polls tzar and hammer these fucks every week. But no let’s play it by the book because history will applaud that you clung to normalcy as democracy sank into a Florida swamp.
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

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    white people in this country are afraid of losing power. A part pushes the great replacement theory. Another part ignores them. I’m not saying that is all white people. Unfortunately, that is the majority of white people in power. So why don’t “democrats”push back on “republicans” who push the great replacement theory? Well because they are also afraid of losing power but they want to pretend they aren’t scared of POC.
     
  31. Josey Wales

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    And if you asked biden or any dem to say something decent quoting Jesus Christ from the Bible they’d tell you how commie it was.
     
  32. prerecordedlive

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    Getting dunked on by little girls now

     
  33. AIOLICOCK

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    Everyone in this room sucked in their own unique way
     
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  34. dump

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    oh what the fuck

     
  35. Josey Wales

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    How the mighty have fallen. It wasn’t long ago this snow flake was doing HALO jumps in the US to fight commie Dems.
     
  36. dump

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  37. IV

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    that’s my coach
     
  38. Drown ‘Em

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    I’ve actually been waiting for Saban to do something about this. It’s well documented that he and Manchin have known each other since the ‘50s. I’m glad he’s on the right side of history. Again.
     
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  39. 40wwttamgib

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    i thought this was howie mandel at first
     
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  40. NilesIrish

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    I want to hate Saban but I just can’t. Now he’s trying to save democracy.

    Fuck you Bama.
     
  41. IV

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    Theyre like that UT fan that used to crow all the time or the one that was bitten by a rabid raccoon
     
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  42. El Tiburon

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    A couple of weeks ago I went out to dinner with my wife and her sister. We were outside waiting for our table and maybe about 10 feet from us in the outdoor seating area was a high top table that looked like a Karen casting call. One of the Karens — of course one of the fatter ones — apropos of nothing raises her glass of shitty white wine and starts trying to get a “Let’s go Brandon” cheer going. After the second time she said it, she realized the entire crowd was looking at her and judging her for being the dumb asshole she was, and she just quietly lowered her glass and went back to her dinner.
     
  43. DuffandMuff

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    When did saban appear in a campaign ad for manchin?