2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. Dick Dollars

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    It’s a U thing, you wouldn’t understand
     
  2. Chipper>Jeter

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    We don't either. When he goes 6-6 next year we will fire him and hire someone worse.
     
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  3. -Prime-

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    Pretty sure he said he swung and missed on Candle
     
  4. CaneKnight

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    Not sure I’d let anyone know I have “respect” for Briles in a public forum
     
  5. Gritty Badger

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    thats Mike Ryan’s entire point(which he then let get overtaken by his Arky Twitter beef) Miami has been very open and transparent that they got turned down by Candle. This all started when Briles agent told McMurphy he had turned the job down when Miami didn’t even have an answer back from Candle yet and Briles was using early conversations with Mario as leverage with Arky. There’s definitely a Ryan-McMurphy beef over the AD search and Diaz firing and then weirdo Arky people got in the middle of it.

    In this instance everyone involved is being a loser, especially Ryan and Briles

    McMurphy should work on getting some better sources in Miami, maybe he can call our AD Eddie Nunez
     
  6. Boo MFer!

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    :popcorn:
    Buddy hit him with the “bucko.”

     
  7. bertwing

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    I wish I cared enough to rub it in Miami’s faces but I truly wish they would have taken him from us.

    the spin after the fact is just an embarrassment.
     
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  8. ATX305

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    Candle was still sitting on our offer when the story leaked from McMurphy that Briles had also been offered the OC job, only to 'turn it down' two hours later. There's been no denial that Mario spoke to Briles about the job but the whole thing reeks of leverage play given the sequence of events.
     
  9. DeToxRox

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  10. bertwing

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    Idk why this is so important for y’all to continue to deny. We’ve been turned down by several coaches in the past too, it’s ok to admit.
     
  11. bertwing

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  12. Nostradumass

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    We didn't even want him and Miami still couldn't get him. Sad!
     
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  13. ned's head

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    The briles thing is very funny to me with embarrassments all over the place, but I still can't believe he jumped into the twitter argument with two beat writers or bloggers or whatever those guys are.
     
  14. bertwing

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    Our guy is literally just a fan with a big twitter following bc he’s funny
     
  15. -Prime-

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    Isn't he getting more money?
     
  16. bertwing

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    He and Odom were always going to get an extension and raise this year. Turning Miami down as leverage wasn’t going to change that, they’ve both been here two years and it was time to extend them both. Same with Pittman
     
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  17. Jack Parkman

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    yeah definitely like that hire, and despite him looking like he works in IT so far has been a decent recruiter
     
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  18. Jack Parkman

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    GAMECHANGER COORDINATOR

     
  19. ned's head

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  20. Jack Parkman

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    That would be special teams
     
  21. Jack Parkman

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    oh despite Gaknight math issues we’ve only taken 3 UL kids not the 10+ he imagined
     
  22. 40wwttamgib

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    Kendal is a girls name
     
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  23. BudKilmer

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    Art being a piece of trash it’s not surprising
     
  24. Mix

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    lololol these cutesy gimmicks always work out so well
     
  25. teel

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    I am now out on Napier :sad:
     
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  26. Sir Phobos

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    Florida out here hiring Wooly Willy
     
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  28. Fusiontegra

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    He's a STs coach with a funny title. I don't imagine it changes how he coaches.
     
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  29. ned's head

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  30. Fusiontegra

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    Imagine thinking having additional people on your staff is a bad idea. It would be bad for business to just name them Bagman 1, Bagman 2, etc.
     
  31. Jack Parkman

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    I would have preferred “this guy can’t possibly be worse than the last guy special teams coordinator” if he really wanted to excite the fanbase
     
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  32. Fusiontegra

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    I like that it was our final hire, like a coaching fantasy draft.
     
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  33. Mix

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    Most of these are fine.
     
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  34. ned's head

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    No issues with the staff numbers. It's the brick by brick effort in the titles that I'm enjoying.
     
  35. ned's head

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  36. dump

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    Look at those beautiful titles on ERob
     
  37. 40wwttamgib

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    didn't durkin kill a kid?
     
  38. dump

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    the cheap S&C and medical staff that Maryland hired did
     
  39. 40wwttamgib

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    the hc wasn't able to choose his s&c staff? yikes
     
  40. Mister Me Too

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    The head trainer was around for at least 2 other HC and no kids died until Durkin came to town.
     
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  41. Jack Parkman

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    Feel like Ole Miss’ staff was gutted
     
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  42. beerleagueman

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    what is going on w Lane..that is a lot of assistants leaving him
     
  43. ColeTrickle

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    He’s an odd dude, I imagine coaches are just trying to capitalize on some positive momentum and get away from him. Ole Miss will be just fine on offense as long as he’s there though.
     
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  45. SuperCam

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    This was going to happen eventually, it just happened a year sooner than we expected. Harsin was always going to promote his guy. It was pretty clear when he gave him the Ast HC title.

    It does suck going from expecting Karl Dunbar or some NFL DL coach to now settling for Jimmy Brumbaugh. He's coached some good players, but most people agree he's a lazy recruiter and the state of Alabama is loaded with DL in 2023.

    Oh well, with Harsin we were likely going to whiff anyways :feelsbadman:
     
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  46. IvanTheTerrible

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    How about the fact that Lane hired his brother Chris Kiffin. A dude who had a show clause because of the Laremy Tunsil situation.
     
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  47. IvanTheTerrible

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    We're about to get a front row seat to Lane's ability to develop guys that are in his program. Don't think it will go well considering he absolutely wants out of Oxford.
     
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  48. ned's head

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    Are we? He already has 8 portal commits and they seem to lead for several more. I have a feeling that will be his game every year. he'll probably do pretty well with it imo
     
  49. Mr. Bean

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    “Game changer coordinator” is corny although every college team has some corniness involved in its approach to spec teams to motivate the middle part of their roster to contribute more

    Re: the other roles on staff I think this is evidence Napier has put a lot of thought into the type of program he wants to run and he’s not just swapping out the logo on the Alabama program and clicking “Save As”
     
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  50. IvanTheTerrible

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    Ole Miss has hit their absolute modern ceiling a few times recently and it's still "don't make the SECCG". Considering the number of his assistants that are leaving the program. I don't know if Lane is a lock for repeating success.
     
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