SEC Basketball Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Croomsday, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. Napoleon Bonerfart

    Napoleon Bonerfart Well-Known Member
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    Goddamn. I really wish that I hadn’t shared that heart felt text from a good friend with you meatheads.
     
  2. infected donkey

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    Sorry we did the bare minimum to win a game. We gave you free basketball as well you ungrateful fucks!
     
  3. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
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    The AU contingent thanks you for helping us put some space between the rest of the conference. Please beat Kentucky as well.
     
  4. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    If Tyty is healthy, they ain’t beating Kentucky.
     
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  5. infected donkey

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    Wow no faith. We will dominate that crappy uk team.
     
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  6. Shawn Hunter

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    It will be a road game for Kentucky, you never know what the fuck is going to happen on the road in the SEC with SEC refs after all.
     
  7. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Ehhh…I’ll believe when I see it.
     
  8. Shawn Hunter

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    Easy fella, try dominating Vanderbilt, Oklahoma, Hofstra, or Mississippi State first.
     
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  9. infected donkey

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    Try showing up to the biggest game in conference play so far and not get dominated.
     
  10. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Not sure what game you watched but they didn’t get dominated…
     
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  11. b0ne5

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    We lost to some shit teams last year and made a run when it counted. I know your probably tried to delete last year from your memory. I would have if I was a Kentucky fan.
     
  12. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    I think arky may be our only L in conference.
     
  13. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm named after my gay uncle. He was born in 1943, and died never feeling comfortable coming out even to my sister or myself. And he spoiled us. Through probably junior year of high school I used "gay" as a synonym for "dumb" or "this sucks."

    Packing up his house, I found a pamphlet of naked men from 1961.

    And boy does that make me angry and sad all at once
     
  14. Shawn Hunter

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    Auburn got a pretty friendly schedule. Only tough road games are Alabama, Arkansas, and Tennessee. And frankly neither one of them will likely amount to anything in the postseason.
     
  15. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    I bullied the guy that sent me that text from kindergarten to high school and he’s since become one of my best friends..

    I don’t deserve him.
     
  16. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    This is true.
     
  17. LeonardWashington

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    wow the auburn guys really ran the gamut in here tonight
     
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  18. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Staggering amounts of insecurity in their “fandom”
     
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  19. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    1pm game. Voodoo ranger. Shit happens.
     
  20. chuckmasterflex

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    Fulkerson has been a passenger since he got Covid again. Nkamhoua is so inconsistent.

    It really annoys me that Bruce Pearl lying about Aaron Craft going to a BBQ, means Auburn has got him and we haven't.
     
  21. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Really hope that lie sticks with him forever. Without giving up too much, my parents moved into a house very close to him after my father retired and there’s a lot of outdoor cooking still going on.
     
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  22. chuckmasterflex

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    It was very dumb. Though Bruce Pearl, did recruit Ramar Smith a five star who Connecticut cut lose. Ask him if Ramar was the reason Tennessee players were caught driving around with a gun
     
  23. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    He has a very stupid looking Bentley convertible that he cruises around in…
    Yeah, I’ve never really understood that story.

    I certainly hope that it ruins him for life though.
     
  24. chuckmasterflex

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    You misunderstand me here. Ramar Smith was 5 star from Detroit but he was an Aaron Hernandez type.

    We beat #1 Kansas with 7 scholarship players, because four of our players were pulled over in a car with a loaded gun, because Ramar Smith was threatening to kill Tyler Smith's kid.

    Also, Ramar Smith probably executed a guy.

    Pearl obviously doesn't recruit that way anymore.
     
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  25. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Sorry, I did misunderstand you.
     
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  26. JGator1

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    Mike White is now 3-3 after the haters wrote him off

    I sincerely hope the shit atmosphere for football recruits today let our AD know how the fanbase is mostly checked out
     
  27. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    I will drink a diet Dr. Pepper tomorrow in observance of the Aggies' loss
     
  28. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Apparently I’m not an Auburn guy. Been accused by the brain trust on this board of being an “Alabama fan.”
    Which is fucking comical.
     
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  29. b0ne5

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    lots of Arkansas message board nerds were pretty upset when he went to Tennessee, but that was a bullet dodged for sure.
     
  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    Missed this dig yesterday. Well done, Vols.

     
  31. Joey Freshwater

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    Their Twitter game is pretty good I’ll give them that.
     
  32. Shawn Hunter

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  33. Joey Freshwater

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    If you wanna rest him for a few games, especially the Alabama game I’d completely understand. I’d recommend it actually.
     
  34. GrizzliesDrew

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    Sounds like he wanted to duck a superior opponent
     
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  35. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Auburn doesn’t win that game yesterday if he doesn’t get hurt. He was getting ready to put us away.
     
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  36. Room 15

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  37. Corky Bucek

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    Not sure if serious
     
  38. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    That may’ve been a strong statement but I thought that he was playing really well. He was going to be a problem.
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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  40. Rick

    Rick You da man
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  41. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  42. LeonardWashington

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    Complaining about a hard legal screen is bitchmade
     
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  43. Chipper>Jeter

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    You can call it a Calipari. He is the most bitch made coach in CBB.
     
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  44. Chipper>Jeter

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    Our depth was going to be a problem for them regardless.
     
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  45. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Think you clicked the wrong thing in your fan of section
     
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  46. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    hello lowly ranked pleebs
     
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  47. bertwing

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    Might want to think about coaching his players to call out screens a little bit better

    he had no problem with Julius Randle murdering people with screens at halfcourt
     
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  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    Their players said they tried to yell, but it was too loud inside Auburn Arena :smug:
     
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  49. bertwing

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    Fuck em
     
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  50. Chipper>Jeter

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    Ban sellouts
    -Coach Cal
     
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