Official Ukraine Thread: Putin On The Fritz

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  1. Imurhuckleberry

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  2. Drown ‘Em

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  3. southlick

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  4. Weedlord420

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    I for one will gladly change my ignorant prior pronunciation of key ev to the proper keeyiv
     
    #6154 Weedlord420, Feb 26, 2022
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  5. THF

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    Hadn’t seen this posted yet but thought it was pretty humorous even in this shitty situation. His squad mates are never going to let him forget this.

     
  6. DeToxRox

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    SNL opened with the Ukrainian Chorus if New York. Really well done.
     
  7. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    I could post paragraphs about original classification authority here, but let's just say in times like these classification becomes extremely abstract. NORMALLY, that goes the way of over-classification and everything becomes classified. Marco is likely getting briefs that are together compilation very classified, and pulling bullet points out that are labelled/deemed unclass. That is a dangerous as fuck practice and highly against any and all training you get with a clearance.

    But he's a senator so whatever he can just tweet whatever he wants.
     
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    We are a smallish city but our aquarium is badass
     
  9. Drown ‘Em

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    MOU appeal @oleksiireznikov
    Dear Ukrainians!
    72 years of resistance.
    Three days that changed our country and the world forever.
    Where are all those who promised to capture Kyiv in 2 hours? Where are they? I don't see them. I can only hear them justifying themselves.
    Instead, I see a heroic army ...
    m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…


    Ukrainian Minister of Defence
     
  10. Imurhuckleberry

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    Beautiful rock, great mountain biking and climbing too. Possibly my favorite region of the south.
     
  11. Drown ‘Em

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    In the city of Rozdilna, Odessa region, a joint group of border guards, police and terrorists found DRG.
    Defenders found suspects in a Volkswagen minibus. While trying to check the unknown, they opened fire from another car ...
    Details: facebook.com/10006686638127…
     
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  12. JGator1

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    They seem to have a decent national anthem

     
  13. Mike

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    I'm going to need to hear more about these Alabaman gravy burgers...
     
  14. ramszoolander

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    You forgot the part where you all have the Nazi car company, but OK

    sry not sry I love Chattanooga but Birmingham bros gotta throw some shade
     
  15. Mike

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    You got the like for finding it but that guy gets all the likes!
     
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    C6E5B760-0DB4-4EC1-8D8A-3790E164CFC7.jpeg Rest in piss you fucking piece of shit
     
  17. Drown ‘Em

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    Beautiful.

    edit: here are the lyrics translated:

    Lord, oh the Great and Almighty,
    Protect our beloved Ukraine,
    Bless her with freedom and light
    Of your holy rays.

    With learning and knowledge enlighten
    Us, your children small,
    In love pure and everlasting
    Let us, oh Lord, grow.

    We pray, oh Lord Almighty,
    Protect our beloved Ukraine,
    Grant our people and country
    All your kindness and grace.

    Bless us with freedom, bless us with wisdom,
    Guide into kind world,
    Bless us, oh Lord, with good fortune
    For ever and evermore.
     
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  18. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

     
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  19. DirtBall

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  20. angus

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    Using the war to wash his money.
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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    Now I have my suspicions, but I’m curious what Ukrainians really think about Mr. Potato Head.
     
  22. VaxRule

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    I assume Gunners was referring to the chicken dish
     
  23. THF

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    There are unconfirmed reports Ukraine forces have smashed a convoy of 56 tanks. That sounds a bit extreme so most are assuming it’s a convoy of 56 vehicles including some tanks which was destroyed. It will be interesting to find out what really happened.
     
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  24. Voodoo

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    I saw 56 diesel fuel tank trucks
     
  25. Fudd

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    More like MagoDEAD Tushyayev
     
  26. ramszoolander

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    That's the thing about an insurgency model. You just have to disable one tanker truck and have an NLAW...or 500. And then they're sitting ducks.
     
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  27. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell JAN LEVINSON I PRESUME

    Do you not even Pigeon Forge Comedy Barn?
     
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  28. a.tramp

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    The 1st scenario would be awesome but the 2nd scenario is still great. Lots of vehicles will be stuck on the side of the road without their fuel support as I don’t think Ukrainians are just going to let then have fuel.
     
  29. WolverineJack

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  30. Gunners

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    what kind of chicken?
     
  31. cutig

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    Wait what
     
  32. Voodoo

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    Yeah if it actually happened either scenario is great, but it’s impossible to tell what’s actually true. Maybe it was a convoy of 56 Ukrainian vehicles that got blown up.
     
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  33. THF

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    Right now some are saying the fuel trucks are more valuable than the tanks. So I am hopeful it’s 56 of whatever.
     
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  34. Lyrtch

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    that one name is the guy posted in here
     
  35. cutig

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    Rubio is a tea party republican. He's never been a moderate
     
  36. Imurhuckleberry

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    We usually camp and climb at Foster Falls. Most amazing redneck thing I've ever seen was two teen guys and their dad climbing there. On the route they were climbing, somewhere near the chains, was a copperhead facing away from them in some sort of constricted space. They would climb the route and touch the snake and scream "lower!" Both boys did it and the dad laughed his ass off. Crazy fuckers. Nothing like finishing a day on rock and then standing in the falls though.
     
  37. Duck2013

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  38. GoodForAnother

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    not even a little bit, Hyvee sucks out loud
     
  39. Imurhuckleberry

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    Done.
     
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  40. joe-

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    everyone look at this price chopper fanboy
     
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  41. Stagger Lee

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  42. GoodForAnother

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  44. ramszoolander

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    Brotherhood amongst Slavs?

     
  45. JGator1

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    so much respect to the boys

     
  46. Stagger Lee

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    getting some WW1 vibes
     
  47. DirtBall

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    Wouldn’t be surprised if tax records show (he’ll never show them) that GFA is a part of the Constantino oligarchy. SAD!
     
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  48. Stagger Lee

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    Show us your tax returns!
     
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