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It's a shame that only two of them spun bankrupt.

 

I have a Switch and a few games. When one gets hard I just quit and do something else. Versus when you're a kid you take it as like an affront to your manhood. "Motherfucker, we ain't going anywhere til this game learns something"

 

Fucking TMNT on NES

 

That spin move at 1:18

 

I think I watched it like 7-8 times now. Going into the house killed me.

 

Damnit how?

 

Also *bonk

 

Really old trend but also false. I heard Brainstorm no matter which I was reading

 

I heard whatever I was reading.
Unless I was "reading" 'Hooters'

 

I can hear both without having to read either word.

 

When it went around before, I could hear both but for some reason I can’t now

 

Have you had Covid? Perhaps it’s an unknown side effect.

 

Not to my knowledge.

 

Well, I have. And I can hear both. So probably not Covid related.

 

“i’m a sexual tyrannosaurus”

 

Maybe go visit an ENT doctor or a hearing specialist.

 

Prob framing this

 

I hear 2018

 

It worked on me…

Edit: and when I don’t look at the screen at all I only hear brain storm.

 

The Dua Lipa stans in the replies to both of those tweets are amazing.

 

I hear whatever one I concentrate on whether I’m reading or not.

 

Outkast can sue everybody.

 

I heard pancaked

 

I am lightheaded after reading "boobs and penis' being flashed in the street." Holy hell

 

I'd watch that reality show. It'd probably end poorly for basically all of them.

 

I fully expected one of those bags to rip open and onto that car

 

Some Memento ass shit but hysterical and totally relatable

 

You know when someone is quoting Jesse Ventura from Predator during a sexual escapade - some odd shit is going down.

 

Fact check: false

 

Go watch Long Way Round and Long Way Down with Ewan McGregor. The new one Long Way Up sucks. But those first two are elite. Believe they're on Apple TV+

 

Little guys being dudes

 

Stop remaking everything

 

I hope they cast Jaden Smith as Sidney

 

This one got me good

 

Pretty sure I got some coupons in the mail a few weeks back

 

They could always just recycle the cast from "Like Mike" and use Bow Wow and the kid from Jerry Maguire.

Also - I vividly remember the disappointment as a child when I found out that Woody and Wesley Snipes were dunking on lowered rims in the movie.

 

Hey, that was in Venice - you basically let it happen on your front doorstep.