Madison Cawthorn - Poor Loser & Bad Driver

MTG was on Infowars the other day, they are sinking further into the insane universe they are creating.

 

Common agreement that the attack on the Capitol was vile, evil, and unpatriotic would signify welcome progress

 

So Trump wants to pardon the deep state?

 

I can't believe this shit is real

 

Well, he’s not wrong. I do come first.

 

That marketing/pr/graphic team has to just be fucking with him right?

 

I don't specifically remember if this was something I saw a comedian do during their routine or something someone just said:

But along the lines of - "It would be funny as hell if an A-list pornstar went by the name Deep State - would really fuck up some google searches for a lot of people"

 

Would love to see that contract written in Madison’s own hand writing

 

Some pretty shitty enunciation he has

 

Writes and speaks like he’s low IQ. You can see the appeal to trump supporters.

 

Even better would be if said pornstar exclusively did interracial gay porn, though that probably wouldn’t make them A-List

 

Do you even interracial lesbian?

But yes people googling deep state and seeing guys getting railed was definitely the intent of the joke.

 

Interracial lesbian wouldn’t have quite the same effect

 

I literally said that damnit

 

til you need a license to drive those things

 

"Even other Nazis don't like me." - Madison Crawthorn

 

chuckled at stumbling

 

lol you know things are going poorly when you're a republican getting dragged by the Washington Examiner.

 

Wish they would have used "hit a speed bump" or something of that nature

 

Unintentionally funny post from a local reporter this morning

 

Not making a political point here:

But I would be interested to see how many people that support him assume he was injured in war, not in a car crash.

I'm not diminishing the road to recovery and being paralyzed - I just think a lot of people in his constituency assume he was injured in war.

 

What's next a license for my toaster???

 

The War on Sober Driving.

 

Also - maximum $200 fine for second offense after having your license revoked - I'm apparently fully in bubbles

 

Hell I assumed that for a while when he first started popping up. I think that was certainly the goal and what Putin and others liked so much about boosting him.

 

Would love to see the disparity in sentencing for those violations

 

I'm also out of the loop but that's not a bookable offence, just a notice to appear?

 

I think our fine is like 5x that - not sure on the bookable offense aspect

 

You can be arrested for it, but it rarely happens. Cite and release is the standard practice for driving on a suspended license.

 

Only reason why this thread should ever be bumped, unless he dies

 

Rubio

 

Hawley

 

*Me: A 60+ year old multimillionaire several term senator
“Hmm maybe I should invite that weird Nazi kid in the wheelchair to my fancy orgy.

 

Yeah, that never happened, he's feeding the Q "everything is a movie" shit.

And stories about Don Jr. doing key bumps are a dime a dozen.

 

I mean, doesn't he look up to everyone now?

 

If he was invited to such an event it would be because one of the women had a kink about peeing on a guy in a wheelchair.

 

“You know who would love our sexual bacchanalia? That kid who is dead below the waist.”

 

This narc ain’t long for congress

 

Mf tattling on people getting their fuck and fun on. Just a complete fucking chode

 

99% chance Lindsey Graham made him toss his salad.

 

Made him? Or let him?

 

Eathan Edwards

 

He probably was getting invites when people at the party got to rail his wife

 

She divorced him b/c he wouldn't let her go liver her life.

 

I meant you always tell us about the DC politicians’ sexual deviancy.

 

Yeah, name names