Will Smith just clocked Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars

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  1. BlazingRebel

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    You would be a switch you are already proved you could dominate Poweshow.
     
  2. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Understatement of the year
     
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  3. Guns

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  4. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    I hate to break it to you but you’re on social media right now
     
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  5. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Some fucking high quality posting this last stretch, lads
     
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  6. Jake Barnes

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    He’s being modest about how gentle and courteous he is.
     
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  7. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    whos going to get dump a collar
     
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  8. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Local man says SNL sucks now, used to be good.
     
  9. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    He can just take one home from work
     
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  10. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Not what I’m saying. It has its moments, like every era of SNL. Just need to eliminate their shitty cold opens
     
  11. BlazingRebel

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    :dumptime:
     
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  12. The Blackfish

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    Capstone 88 is a big CrossFit guy, lots of show muscles with no real strength.
     
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  13. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  14. The Blackfish

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    Did she quit the board
     
  15. TheFreak55

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    Think we bored her
     
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  16. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    I am Don Jr
     
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  17. AndyCap

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    So do you ever have just ol' run of the mill boring people sex? Serious question.
     
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  18. BlazingRebel

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    yeah our dynamic isn't only in the bedroom and plenty of time we just want to just fuck with no kinks just go at it.
     
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  19. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    notice that we don’t become hateful GOP agents though
     
  20. glimmer

    glimmer queen of tmb
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    hope we can get an answer, i’m too shy to ask
     
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  21. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    on a scale of 1-5

    5-1-5
     
  22. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    @TMB Weightlifting Thread posters
     
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  23. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    CrossFit enthusiast Capstone 88 is also an avowed sumo puller, and sadly not natural. Many sources close to the situation report addiction to both caffeine and creatine.
     
  24. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    I can stop any time! You don’t know my situation!!!!
     
  25. —

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    Years ago user BlazingRebel rebel taught me how to play League of Legends. We double teamed bottom lane. I was the ADC and he was the Sup(sub… so obvious now!). But actually I didn’t know what I was doing so he used kind force to guide me to victory. He was a dom posing as a sup to make me more comfortable.

    All this fet stuff was hidden in plain site!
     
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  26. BlazingRebel

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    I do play the support role in most games this is true which usually leads to being the shot collar.
     
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  27. soulfly

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    Like an F35?
     
  28. The Blackfish

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    Chadstone so badly wants someone to come in here and tell everyone how big and burly he is
     
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  29. BlazingRebel

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    Nah like a G6
     
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  30. Capstone 88

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    If I wanted that I’d text your mom
     
  31. The Blackfish

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    Keep my mom’s name out of your fucking mouth
     
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  32. BudKilmer

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    I can’t imagine how underwhelming I would be to someone who lives glimmer and BlazingRebel lifestyle
     
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  33. BlazingRebel

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    Just normal people with unique tastes to most people we seem boring on the outside if you saw my fiancee and I out you would see her day collar which just looks like a necklace to most and have no idea we weren’t a normal couple. image.jpg
     
  34. glimmer

    glimmer queen of tmb
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  35. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    Not here at the-mainboard dot com.
     
  36. WolverineJack

    WolverineJack Nature made me a freak.
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    [​IMG]
     
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  37. BlazingRebel

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    My fiancee and gf are both switches: full submissive for males, but dominant with females most of the time.
     
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  38. glimmer

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    interesting. i am 0% switch. all sub, all the time
     
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  39. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  40. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    my switch stays docked
     
  41. glimmer

    glimmer queen of tmb
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  42. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  43. glimmer

    glimmer queen of tmb
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    yeah but did you read the top definition? it’s incredibly eloquent
     
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    GBR I was trying to be funny but wasn’t landing and I’d rather take the L than be awkward.
     
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  45. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Yeah for sure man you should do that, good luck
     
  46. Eathan Edwards

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    The system is to have a hot gf/wife that is legitimately into women and let them do the work - me asking for a girls number or to hang out after is often weird, my wife or our gf doing it is just normal girls wanting to hang out because they liked talking to each other.

    It's pretty easy to figure out from there which girls are going to be friends and which are lifestyle.
     
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  47. BlazingRebel

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    Females are the ultimate wingmans
     
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  48. BlazingRebel

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    My fiancée is debating creating an account and she and I can create a poly/bdsm thread on the donor board and just share things and answer questions :badger:
     
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  49. repoocs

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    That's all well and good, but before she donates, we're going to need Gallant Knight to arrange a cameo for her.
     
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  50. jrmy

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