Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

drill retweeting random tweet from a decade ago is always entertaining

 

This is quite the thread

 

Thanks for sharing a 90% terrible titties thread

 

I can't help but smh at people from the north that move to Florida.

 

The people next to me who moved down from up north thought they could keep chickens. There are several hawks you can see flying about, owls you can hear, and while the pack of 20 coyotes are new, they aren't quiet about it.

I've picked up their old blind terrier several times and carried him back to them. Like, keep the old boy inside or on a leash. Or he will get lost and eaten.

 

where the hell do you live

 

Knoxville. But legally outside the "city" and in a wooded area.

We got loads of turkeys too. I don't think you or I'd want to eat them though.

 

And why the fuck not?

 

The folks moving to Florida and Texas these days from the north... we're not sending our best.

 

Yeah not knowing what a possum (an opposum?) looks like isn’t a being from the North thing. It’s a being a dumb person thing

 

There are opossums in abundance in like every state east of the Rockies

 

I grew up in the heart of Detroit. I knew what possums were.

We just didn't want to eat them.

 

Starting to feel like we’ve been had

 

We get people moving out here from less than an hour away who post shit like that all the time
Moat of the replies are something along the lines of "welcome to the country"

 

I think this lady is from Vegas. Last week there was a similar one about a crawfish is a pool.

 

If they had that reaction for an opossum then I can’t wait till they come across any of the various reptiles. Will probably shit their pants.

 

Lol dbl no one from up north is moving to the south

 

More north of Jacksonville by latitude.

 

We've had some quality LA people leave for Florida and Texas as well. Gonna be some wild states.

 

Umm... you're kidding right?

 

I thought she was like most of my other neighbors and from the east coast but she's from Vegas. Most are from VA, NJ, NY, etc. Over 80% of my neighborhood is people from out of state.

 

When we moved to SC from southern AZ, people called my daughter a Yankee. We had actually moved a bit north.

 

Do people really not know that migration to the sun belt is a thing?

 

Should have used tab stops

 

Only the people who remain behind. It’s what they have to tell themselves when it’s blizzarding in February while we in god’s country get to play golf in 75 degree weather

 

Being a Michigander, I would be miserable living somewhere that doesn’t get snow. I love the fall and skiing all winter. But lots of people can’t wait to get the hell out of here and move South, either.

Somewhere like Reno might be a perfect compromise for me, and I was looking around a bit when the pandemic started, but prices out there have almost doubled since. Still not as bad as the California side though, and I always have it in the back of my mind that I wouldn’t mind moving out there.

 

Turns out most sea monsters are due to a bunch of dorks.

 

Dicks*

 

Appropriation