MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Hey SugarShaun how bout a little bet unless you’re too chicken. Whoever loses has to congratulate the winner on a match well played after.
     
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  2. DirtBall

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  3. SugarShaun

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    I’ll offer my congrats now then
     
  4. DirtBall

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    That’s a PK Shaun
     
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    No review? Woooow
     
  6. Shiggityshwo

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    c'mon revs kill those vibes
     
  7. DirtBall

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    We’ve discovered SKC’s issue. Moths in the equipment closet…

     
  8. DirtBall

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    HAHAHAHAHA. Vermes was doing his typical freak out jump around and cry routine and fell right on his ass.
     
  9. DirtBall

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    Only thing Vermes has done to make me smile all year

     
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  11. DirtBall

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    And now the worst soccer match of the entire year goes into a lightening delay. Why do we support these teams Shaun?
     
  12. SugarShaun

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    It is a struggle at times.
     
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    Spooning have scored 4 (non-pk) goals in now 9 matches. Crew haven’t scored in over 3 hours of game time. Can’t wait to stay up till midnight to watch these electric squads face off for the final 12 minutes.
     
  14. Paddy Murphy

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    CLT FC just pissed away their first road win. 0-0 and Charlotte has 2 in on the keeper in the 91st and the square ball was for the tap in was not played in favor of a tight angle shot. Awful decision.
     
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    Fucking embarrassing. DirtBall may drown in cum tonight.
     
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    No one should ever give up 4 goals to the trash ass Quakes
     
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    Yeah that was….something.
     
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  19. SugarShaun

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    Dirtball and I are too busy sorting out the joint suicide pact from the shitshow that was SKC/Crew
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    Pretty cool of Miami to steal Atlanta’s super secret ‘offside trap on a corner kick defense’. And once again a national broadcast with awful camera quality.
     
  21. DirtBall

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    I guess Miami has a good player now

     
  22. Shiggityshwo

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    such a love hate relationship with Moreno
     
  23. DirtBall

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    My god at Higuains theatrics. His disgust with his teammates makes Zlatan look like a Girl Scout (even though he’s probably the worst one in the field). He clearly needs a leg amputation now. But I think the most embarrassing/hilarious thing about him is watching him attempt to “run”.
     
  24. Shiggityshwo

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    good ole dominating loss

    I'm rarely a ref guy as I just accept that human error is part of the game but not giving the pk for Lennon after going to var is a fucking joke
     
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  25. DirtBall

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    Doesn’t he remind you of Ted lasso though?

     
  26. DirtBall

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    [​IMG]

    Look at the positive. If he forces PRO to issue multiple apologies/corrections each season for like 8 straight years they’ll just quit assigning him to your matches. I think he’s done one SKC game since 2018.
     
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  27. DirtBall

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    Lol @ the 2 fat red bull fans flipping everyone off
     
  28. DirtBall

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  29. DirtBall

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    Fix your damn sun Cincinnati
     
  30. DirtBall

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    My goodness that was a blast by Kelyn
     
  31. DirtBall

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    He knew what he was doing.

     
  32. Rootgers

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    Red Bull soccer

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  33. Rootgers

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    1st team to win their first 4 away matches since the 1998 Galaxy
     
  34. Rootgers

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    Hurt people hurt people.
     
  35. Rootgers

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    They don't have snack stands in that fancy, new stadium down there?

     
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  36. Shiggityshwo

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    I will never understand those people
     
  37. DirtBall

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    I must be missing something
     
  38. Rootgers

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    Behind Struber
     
  39. aisle seven

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    :laugh:



    Warning, some colorful language from Beast Mode.
     
  40. DirtBall

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  41. gabagool

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    LAFC fans, would you want Atuesta to return for $6 million? I will personally take him to the airport and make sure he arrives safe
     
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  42. Shiggityshwo

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    me, a psychopath, waiting for a 10:30 ccl final
     
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  43. DirtBall

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    4 years old and still remains true…

     
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  44. Shiggityshwo

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    ay we get a preshow
     
  45. Shiggityshwo

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    mother nature's clearly in the mood for some concacaf'n
     
  46. Shiggityshwo

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    100% pure uncut concacaf :laugh:
     
  47. soulfly

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    That pk was so fucking fucked.
     
  48. DirtBall

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    Really good header
     
  49. Shiggityshwo

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    atmosphere's off the chain
     
  50. clemsontyger04

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