Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. steamengine

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    Is cat having a BLT on the tee box?
     
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  2. SmoochieWallace

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    Spieth's pre-shot swing makes me really uncomfortable.
     
  3. fish

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    JD making the cut would be great for his Hooters contract.
     
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  4. Bert Handsome

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    It will be wild to see how Rory turns this into a 76
     
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  5. CUAngler

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    They need to tighten that shot tracker up
     
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  6. ButchCassidy

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    Tigers last drive I saw tracker showed it carry like 230, but their graphic box said it carried 290+
     
  7. IrishLAX2

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    Tiger unshaven and crushing an Italian combo. Someone definitely had a night out.
     
  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  9. IrishLAX2

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    His game fits PGA setups so well. Bombers paradise.
     
  10. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He's sticking his wedges/short irons. That's usually the issue.
     
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  11. ButchCassidy

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    4 straight for Rory.
     
  12. steamengine

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    Rory is gonna win by 72
     
  13. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    RIP to my spieth over Rory round 1 bet.
     
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  14. fish

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    Damn, Jordan and Tiger starting to drown.
     
  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Rory may run away with this fucking thing.
     
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  16. ButchCassidy

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    Well, it was fun for 6 holes, Tiger.
     
  17. fish

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    When the stinger is missing, Tiger’s fucked.
     
  18. Gritty Badger

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    Big Cat is hurt
     
  19. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Well yea, his leg almost fell off a few months ago.
     
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  20. Gritty Badger

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    sorry, Big Cat is more hurt than before he teed off on 8
     
  21. Gritty Badger

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    jesus its Torrey all over again. just WD big cat
     
  22. ButchCassidy

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    What a putt Rory
     
  23. Bert Handsome

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    Good to see bunkers that actually play as hazards for once
     
  24. steamengine

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    Brooksy is gonna mc in his second straight major
     
  25. CUAngler

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    Got sucked into the whitey bulger wiki while trying to read up on the story about the guy getting wacked in the southern hills parking lot.
     
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  26. Cornelius Suttree

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  27. dome foam

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    Damn!
     
  28. Pokes

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    It was very hot today but that was awesome. Spent some time in the middle of the 10th fairway to start the day, then camped out at 15th tee, fairway at 5, and most of the afternoon in the bleachers at 17. Watched a couple groups tee off at 8 as well which seemed cruel— 251 yd par 3 into the wind :yaoface:
     
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  29. houtex716

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    decided to try out the taylormade spider EX putter and i love it

    i think im team mallet putter after trying to make the scotty blade work
     
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  30. Bert Handsome

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    Send Gil Hanse to Olympia Fields please
     
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  31. Pokes

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    Some pics from the day

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  32. Pokes

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    And seeing Adam Scott shoot a snowman in person was incredibly satisfying
     
  33. dome foam

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    Pebble

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  34. Bert Handsome

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    Did Scott wear tan today?
     
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  35. Bert Handsome

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    Pebble is never going to shut down long enough for a restoration unfortunately. They have a full tee sheet every day of the year.
     
  36. tjosu

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    I agree they’ll never do a full restoration, but they just reconstructed the 8th green in only a week or so (still on the temporary green but all the machinery/fencing is out of there). If they wanted to piece it together they easily could, but I bet they’ll never touch the 7th
     
  37. undrtow

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  38. Wendel Clark

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    At sawgrass for the weekend
     
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  39. Wendel Clark

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    Playing Dye course Saturday and stadium Sunday. St Jude celebrity charity tournament. Supposed to be playing with Jevon Kearse and Michael Strahan
     
  40. 1

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    Not sure how hot of a take this will be itt but...

    I've really done a 180 on Big Randy. He used to be one of my top 2...maybe 3 of the NLU guys in the first couple years I started following their content closely. But now that I'm 4 or 5 years into really taking in their content he really sucks. Easily my least favorite now, even behind Tron.
     
  41. fish

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    What, you're not team Euro?
     
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  42. 1

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    Yeah, Tron's schtick of always being the antagonist sucks but at least he's educated on his bs and not so flippant like Randy.
     
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  43. poor paul

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    Tron is the same amount of educated, it's just a different bit. They both suck on the main feed, but Tron sucks on everything at all times and Randy is awesome on Strapped which is the best.
     
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  44. 1

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    To clarify, I don't mean educated in the literal, like post grad degree sense. I mean it in the what their jobs are now sense. Tron actually knows golf and the PGA Tour. Randy doesn't give a shit and I guess doesn't pretend to. He's got the best/easiest gig and puts zero effort into actually ever coming up with a take that is well thought out or researched even a tiny bit.

    I agree Strapped is awesome and the best piece of content they consistently produce but it's not because of him imo.
     
  45. poor paul

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    Randy is supposed to be a bit. he's the high handicap.

    he has the most serious part of NLU actually as a company, he is the CFO and CPA for the team.
     
  46. 1

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    I know all that and it doesn't have anything to do with what my gripes are with him.

    Anyway, wasn't looking to get into an argument or anything about it. Just felt like sharing my :twocents: after watching their live stream a little bit ago after the first round. He was awful on it in every way like usual so that's what prompted it.

    Jmo.
     
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  47. Bert Handsome

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    A big reason why I don't consume their podcasts anymore because it's too many dudes sitting around waiting to fire off takes so they better make them count. Randy is the worst at that.
     
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  48. mb711

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    So what do you like about strapped?
     
  49. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Took more videos than pics, I’m unbelievably burnt to the point some random dude tapped me on the shoulder in the stands at 17 (best place to view imo and easy access to beer, food, and bathrooms). Awesome experience. Honestly the luxury boxes aren’t that great other than the food. Can’t see any of the on course action other than on TV’s. Those beer prices deserve heads to roll too, that’s beyond dumb.