Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

King Tuck

 

Altuve was off the bag.

 

You were off the bag

 

I deserved this. My bad.

 

p good day

 

ICYMI

 

Machete!

 

Bregman now 2 for his last 25, including 2 Ks w/RISP tonight. Whatever slump buster Yuli used last week, he needs to share it with his close friend Breggy

 

This one is pretty solid ;)

 

Another good one, Altuve especially

 

Drinking at Biggio’s. Going to the game. Bless.

 

Is everything still way overpriced there?

 

I have Apple TV but what an absolute joke. The only reason I use my streaming service is because they have the Astros.

 

Need to give Bregman another day off

 

Edit

 

Did dusty pick these names out of a hat?!? Siri at 1 and Pena at 9?!? And Bregman still hitting 3?!?

 

Good news: Bregman didn’t GIDP with 2 on and no outs

Bad news: He K’d on ball 4

 

Some pretty random stats here, but kinda interesting. And regardless, this pitch was pretty bad ;)

 

Good night to attend my first game of the year with Jason Castro somehow hitting 7th and not 9th

 

Dusty is a fucking potato.

 

Hmm think Siri could have had 3 there

 

He’s safe. But oof that first base ump has not had a good day.

#editfortextosayimsafe

 

That’s 3 calls. He sucks.

 

So 33 games in 34 days. Went 23-10. Not bad.

 

Damnit



And why isn't Diaz playing vs a lefty with offense struggling? Dipshits have Dubon in CF & Siri in RF

 

Pena!!!!

 

And Mina kimes this morning said jrod was her roty so far. Silly.

 

Great managing dusty

 

Wtf. I’m in Florida and can’t get the games. Dusty needs to be stopped.

 

Never a doubt

 

He’s a genius

 

i know. Her reaction to Ohtani signing with the angels when she was on around the horn is classic.

 

Why on earth is Castro hitting in front of Chas?!? And as high as 7 no less?!? This game is on Dusty

The catcher spot should be hitting 9th every night, and if Greinke were still with the team they would need to be DH’ing for the catcher every night ;)

 

Boom

 

Why Peña isn’t leading off is the thing that baffles me the most.

 

Another W. But goodness

 

Never a doubt

 

Peña
Altuve
Brantley
Alvarez
Tucker
Yuli
Mccormack

 

Maybe Bregman before Yuli?!?

 

I knew I was forgetting someone. Either way I’m shocked with how shit this offense has been that we are where we are.