2022 Summer Transfer Window:Its Raining Catalonian IOUs

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  1. SugarShaun

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    No one said it wasn’t worth the risk. Just pointed out that saying there’s literally none is stupid.
     
  2. Ace Boogie

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    We all know you can't pass up the opportunity to take everything literally and get up on a soap box Shaun.

    I repeat again. THERE IS ZERO RISK.

    Quote me 2 years from now on it.
     
  3. aisle seven

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    Going to be amazing when Perisic gets caught with Son’s partner.
     
  4. SugarShaun

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    :roll: You said literally but people shouldn’t take it literally?

    By then you’ll probably be on one of your hiatuses after you’ve told everyone how great things are and it blows up in your face
     
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  5. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Jokes on you. When you’re talking about Perisic, you’re talking about Bayern.
     
  6. bwi2

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    There is opportunity cost with every deal
     
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  7. NYGator

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    LOL
     
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  8. clemsontyger04

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    Ace Boogie is boogieing right now. We all know how this is going to play out
     
  9. zeberdee

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    my god you guys are turning into Liverpool
     
  10. nexus

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    Hi Ace,

    Nice to see you posting again and I hope this response finds you well. I would not take Perisic even at £98k. But rest assured that even if this does blow up in your face you'll still be able to look forward to Michigan Football the Mariners the Eagles? Either way great user pic.

    Your friend in Christ,
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  11. NYGator

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    Is Perisic a squad player? He has started everywhere he has played.
     
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  12. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Let me stop you right there, Son does not have a partner and does not fuck, he retains all of his superhuman seed and channels it all into the only finishing that matters, clinically putting the football in the net.
     
  13. Quick

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    Hey… what the fuck?
     
  14. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I am begging you all to laugh at that and not find it weird, I’m joking.

    but I don’t think he dates really, he said not until after his career or something.
     
  15. zeberdee

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    is he expected to be a first choice player at Tottenham? I was under the impression he was there to mentor Sessegnon and provide depth at multiple positions. it wasn’t even meant as a slight it’s a solid move but you have a persecution complex.

    edit - I also wanted to make a joke about Bayern.
     
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  16. NYGator

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    (The thought is that he is the starter.)
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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    Perisic is my early shout for POTY
     
  18. zeberdee

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    shifting the entire landscape of the league apparently.
     
  19. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    perisic of the year
     
  20. nexus

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    how much risk is involved here?
     
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  21. construxboy

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    Caught a stray
     
  22. AUShyGuy

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    Shouldn’t this read “Twice”?

     
  23. RockHardJawn39

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    Let him leave on a free. Bring back for a grealish, let him leave on a free.
     
  24. Andy Reocho

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    I wonder what the risk was
     
  25. RockHardJawn39

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    Literally risk free, but literally figuratively, not litearlly literally
     
  26. Andy Reocho

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    Didn’t realize you were living in Kansas now Ace Boogie

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  27. SugarShaun

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  28. PeterGriffin

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    Certainly unlikely. At the same time, Reguilon and Royal were fucking horrendous crossers. Will Kane have more service? Yes. Not going to attempt to quantify my prediction.
     
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  29. nexus

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    would explain the crippling cocaine addiction
     
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  30. DeToxRox

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  31. TheFreak55

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    Neves off to barca?
     
  32. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Barca gotta free up some cash. Nobody letting them pay over rime anymore
     
  33. TheFreak55

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    you taking him at Bayern
     
  34. DeToxRox

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    Sounds like Barca, Man U or Arsenal
     
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  35. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    No but they’re gonna have to pay asap for Lewa and the remainder of Vidal’s transfer fee from forever ago. Bayern board acting like that Lewa money already in the bank account.
     
  36. nexus

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    does Bayern not accept Klarna?
     
  37. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I’ve been told they do enjoy Swedish fish and walking around nude in submarines
     
  38. Keef

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  39. goheels10

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  40. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Kalajdzic end up at Liverpool or Bayern?
     
  41. JonathanCoachman

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    Spurs should bench Harry Kane, and sign Kalajdzic. Perisic would provide the assists for at least 25 Kalajdzic headed goals.
     
  42. NineteenNine

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    Not a full Grealish though.
     
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  43. Andy Reocho

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    :warn:
     
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  44. Andy Reocho

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  45. JonathanCoachman

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    Dortmund should try and get Isak back from Sociedad. Didn’t have a great season this year so his value is probably close to those other two strikers they’re looking at.
     
  46. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I read he doesn’t want to go back to Germany. Wants to play in England.
     
  47. broXcore

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    :(

    but really, perisic isn't going against our net spend, and that's all that matters to me
     
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  48. goheels10

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    Ok… this is getting out of hand.

     
  49. Pasta88

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  50. goheels10

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    love it.