Fleeced it from a dad joke Instagram account. Saw it last night and thought “that’s brilliant although I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to use it.” Was amazed when I saw that post and was so excited.
This post from another thread reminds me of a great time last night, in which I got in trouble with the wife. We had burgers. Levi ate his urger patty but stalled on the bacon and fried potatoes. My weird dad brain immediately thinks of this song and how “bacon & potatoes” is phonetically similar to “apples & bananas.” So I immediately starting singing this song and start subbing in the vowel sounds into “bacon and potatoes.” All was going well. Started with long A. Then long E. Then short I… Me - “I like to eat eat eat bicin & pititties” Wife [not happy] - “Aaron” Me [laughing] - “what, it is the song?” Levi [starts laughing loudly] “titties, titties, titties.”
We're all appreciating this...but you posted it in the NSFW thread after saying you were taking it to the Dad thread.
That's about as nsfw as a dad joke can get, though. I haven't gotten further than a "tough t's" instead of titties in front of my kids Spoiler aside from a steady flow of "god fucking damnits" during fsu games
And this just brought a question to mind for the Dad thread for me. Unlike some people, I won't be cross-posting.
Really glad you're the thread creator for such an important feature. Who the hell knows how this would have all turned out with someone like, I dunno, Boo MFer! , running things...
I’m having trouble understanding how Taco Bell could run out of Mexican pizza ingredients when those same ingredients are in every other dish they sell