Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. dome foam

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    This tournament fucking sucks. Fuck Jack.
     
  2. undrtow

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    LPGA US Open is the better viewing option
     
  3. CUAngler

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    Changed it over as soon as jack came on
     
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  4. ButchCassidy

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    Woof, terrible round today. My irons just went to shit at about hole 13. Felt the club face turn in my hands nearly every shot.

    Drove it pretty well, so that’s nice.

    Short game needs a ton of work. I can’t hit < 50 yards for shit. Need to spend a day at the driving range at their chipping green.
     
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    The Denny McCarthey anthropology/archeology mixup in the broadcast a little bit ago was fucking embarrassing as hell
     
  6. NineteenNine

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    You know that the TOUR is going to go after the pensions of anyone they discipline over LIV.
     
  7. poor paul

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    I doubt it.
     
  8. roggins

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    Played the New Course yesterday at Grand Cypress. What a gem. Hit 13/14 fairways. Top 10 driving round for me no doubt.




    Shot 84. Fucking putter.
     
  9. Jigga

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    Fun course
     
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  10. Ty Webb

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    My favorite public course in the metro when they have it in good shape.

    Will be interesting to see what they do. Wish the course was a little closer.
     
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  11. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Cam young was leading at one point on Friday. Shot 12 over today. Sheesh
     
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  12. scatman duse

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    Sounds like my round today at Pursell Farms, hit every fairway couldn’t make a putt. Shot a personal best 85, just gotta figure out the putting now
     
  13. hudson

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    Kind of yes kind of no. When I went into my fitting I told them about what I was swilling to spend and ended up going with no up charge KBS shafts. Later when I got fit for wedges we went with an upcharged shaft because they matched my iron shafts.
     
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  14. hudson

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    Ok so my father talked with his brother and told him I expected him to play golf with me on the Saturday I’m there. Which sucks because he’s a bit of a dick and now makes it much harder to play fossiltrace or get on as a solo somewhere private like broadmoar or the Air Force academy. So here is my plan.

    I play one course between the springs and lone tree where my uncle lives. (Kings deer/the ridge/plum creek/ lone tree hotel). Then I come back end of September for my birthday. I play fossil trace and another course maybe common grounds if it’s comparable?
     
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  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I love that place
     
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  16. Snakes

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    Any Southerners every played Capitol Hill in Prattville AL? we are heading down there in a few weeks. 4 rounds in two days. staying at an Airbnb on the course. Yearly golf trip has become a major highlight of the year.
     
  17. Bert Handsome

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    The worst person you know.jpeg
     
  18. Jigga

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    God dammit
     
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  19. 1

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    Not a southerner but played it 3 years ago. Specifically played The Judge course. Very unique holes and course which is immediately evident from the first tee.
     
  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Yea I really liked it. I love the whole rtj trail honestly. Anyone that lives close enough should buy a trail card and play the shit out of it.
     
  21. Snakes

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    Growing up in AL i have played most of them. Some of them are better than others. I really don't like Oxmoor Valley in Birmingham but Ross Bridge is nice. The best are the ones down at the Grand in Fairhope.
     
  22. hudson

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    It was great minus some of the greens, I’d probably concur with more thought.
     
  23. 1

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    I will say I liked the course and vibe at the Capitol Hill location more than Grand National in/near Auburn. Although both were great in the grand scheme of things.
     
  24. g8r

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    I love fossil trace. Played it the last two times I went to Denver.
     
  25. g8r

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    Played all three courses. Enjoyed them all.
     
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  26. g8r

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    I disagree on the grand. It is nice but rtj has better courses than that one.
     
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  27. ChopRoll42

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    Got my trail card over the holiday weekend. First time playing silver lakes in a year or two and the elevated greens kicked my ass once again but still a fun course.
     
  28. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Capitol Hill is more of a destination to me. Go play some cool core. Grand National is solid but pretty standard golf imo.

    Plan on going back to Birmingham this year and playing more of those courses. The elevation in Birmingham blew me away.
     
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  29. Dukes

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  30. Jigga

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    After being propped up by the tour for years rickie leaving is so disgusting
     
  31. ZeroPointZero

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    No more featured groups on ESPN+ wasted on Rickie :blessed:
     
  32. dome foam

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    Well…bye.
     
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  33. Snakes

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    I guess I should have said that it is my favorite. Though I have had a lot of good experiences at the grand in general, not just the golf. I really just think it's better than the Birmingham tracks. Grand National was good too but didn't blow me away. I grew up in North Alabama but always just played my home courses and never strayed to the RTJ ones up there. I've heard the one in Florence is awesome.
     
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  34. Boom TittyMilk

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    I mean, the chatter is only consuming the sport because this is the only drama outside of the actual tournaments.
     
  35. Upton^2

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    DJ Pie super spicy on todays NLU. Enjoyed it
     
  36. 1

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    About LIV or what topic?
     
  37. Jigga

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  38. Hatfield

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    [​IMG]
     
  39. Upton^2

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    Yeah, LIV
     
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  40. Tommy Callahan

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    The one in Greenville of all places is pretty damn good

    I’ll say this about the grand. If you go down there and spend three nights your wallet is gonna take a beating
     
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  41. Snakes

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    No doubt. Cool spot though. Love the old hotel feel.
     
  42. Snakes

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    I haven’t read anything concrete so forgive my ignorance. If these guys go LIV, what majors (if any) are they still allowed to play?
     
  43. Upton^2

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    I don’t think anyone really knows yet. We’ll see what USGA does for the open in a week
     
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  44. scatman duse

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    Really fun courses, as mentioned definitely get a trail card if you can
     
  45. NineteenNine

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    I think the majors would be smart to allow them to play if they’re qualified.
     
  46. Snakes

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    It's hard to imagine they would deny all of them. especially as more people join.
     
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  47. bertwing

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  48. NineteenNine

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    I mean, what is high 9-figures? $700mil? Why not just make it a cool bill if we’re throwing around funny money.
     
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  49. Ty Webb

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    Sounds like a winner. The Ridge is great. Fossil a blast. Arrowhead is another really popular touristy course. I haven’t played Common Ground. Incredible price for a Doak course though and I think they have a caddie training program there so you can get one for a really reasonable price. It’s on my list for the next Denver golf trip.
     
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  50. IrishLAX2

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    Makes sense. I’d imagine they were asking for a guaranteed number of events, which doesn’t make sense for him to adhere to. Id also guess he won’t be playing many tour events going forward anyway, regardless of which tour.