Is everything a burrito

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Is everything a burrito

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  1. Kent Pavelka

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    You have leftovers of some type. Is that shit a burrito?
     
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  2. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    I'm a burrito
     
  3. Kent Pavelka

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    I know.

    Also, to be specific, my wife’s chicken katsu from Ono Hawaiian is also a burrito.
     
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  4. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Everything is a burrito the same way anything is toilet paper if you want it to be.
     
  5. ono

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    I mean the foam container leftovers usually live in doesn't quite taste as good as a tortilla, but if you like styrofoam, knock yourself out
     
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  6. Kent Pavelka

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    ono your Hawaiian restaurant in MPLS is v good
     
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  7. Truman

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  8. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    If you will expand to say “burrito, hash, or nachos then I am 200% with you.

    Pavelka & Tramp ‘24!
     
  9. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Ono is in fact incredible
     
  10. ono

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    Thank you.
     
  11. poor paul

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    No, everything is a taco.
     
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  12. Odin

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    what is a burrito if not a sandwich
     
  13. C A N E

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    Is cereal soup?
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

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    what is a sandwich if not a hot dog.
     
  15. 941Gator

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    what's the verdict on my current tuna poke bowl (as if it won't be finished...)?

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Roll it up in some rice paper. Sushi burrito
     
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  17. Odin

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    well it looks like you covered the whole thing in mayonnaise and therefore the only place it belongs is in the trash
     
  18. jrmy

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    Anything works in a burrito
     
  19. 941Gator

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    they used spicy mayo. how do you like your tuna poke bowl?
     
  20. Odin

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    ignore me, i just hate all (most) sauces.
     
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  21. hudson

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    I had left over chicken fried rice, so I just threw it in a tortilla with cheese.
     
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  22. Kent Pavelka

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    excellent work
     
  23. Drown ‘Em

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    If everything is a burrito, is anything really a burrito?
     
  24. Kent Pavelka

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    ¿si todo sea burrito, existe el burrito?
     
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  25. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Wipe your ass with anything and roll it up = Shit-rrito?
     
    #25 Homo Erectus, Jun 5, 2022
    Last edited: Jun 5, 2022
  26. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    We often do a quesadilla instead of burrito, but I’m with you on the approach. Also put stuff on tater tots for a hash :dblnick:
     
    #26 Carl Brutananadilewski, Jun 5, 2022
    Last edited: Jun 5, 2022
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  27. BellottiBold

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    Not creamy
    Citrusy stuff like ponzu
    :crossedarms:
     
  28. fish

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    The verdict is in… lazy knife work on that fish.
     
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  29. skiedfrillet

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    the answer is egg scramble

    it's always an egg scramble
     
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  30. Redav

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    Isn't a burrito just a wrap which is a sandwich
     
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  31. AIOLICOCK

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    I have a bad relationship with my mom, and when I think about my mom even that's a burrito
     
  32. racer

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    Transitive property says everything is a hot dog

    Butthead
     
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  33. Norm Peterson

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    What about egg rolls?
     
  34. racer

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    Basically a chimichanga
     
  35. a.tramp

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    I have no problem putting an egg roll inside a tortilla. Tex-mex Asian fusion!
     
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  36. Redav

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    Nachos are just an open faced sandwich
     
  37. Irush

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    What if the leftovers are tacos?
     
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  38. Keef

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    Smörgåsbord
     
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  39. Keef

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    Does spaghetti work well in a burrito?
     
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  40. a.tramp

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    Truly only one way to find out!
     
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I got some leftover drunken noodles from last night
     
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  42. ono

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    Spaghetti in a burrito definitely is not keto
     
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  43. BrickTamland

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    Who had that fantastic burrito avatar, joe pesci?
     
  44. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yes
     
  45. Goose

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    I just ate a taco. NFM
     
  46. Fusiontegra

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  47. Kent Pavelka

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    those tacos can be a burrito, brother
     
  48. racer

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    How about a taquito?
     
  49. Irush

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    Isn’t a taquito a taquito?
     
  50. HOOSINSC

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    poutine is just canadian nachos