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  1. Hogview

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    This one is good also, adds a little more to the eating part
     
  2. shawnoc

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    Do you mean people who project managers hire as consultants to help with their projects or project managers who are hired as consultants to manage a project for a company that doesn’t have project managers (or doesn’t have ones that specialize in that sort of project)?

    Either way, the answer is “yes” and I’ve been both if you have any questions.
     
  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I don't think i know what i meant after reading this.

    How about consultants that project manager's managers hire to consult on management?
     
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  4. shawnoc

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    Working in IT I found that you can outsource absolutely everything.
    You want to build a new website? There are project management consultants who specialize in website development.
    You took a project to design a website and don’t have enough testers in your company? There are manpower companies that have consultants on call and specialize in testing.
     
  5. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    #metoo

    however, i hated both and will never do it again.
     
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  6. afb

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    my wife thought the same thing about bukkake and said it in a work meeting and was wondering why some people gave her odd looks

    when we used to do photo shoots and weddings she would also say "oh that's the money shot" and the guy in each scenario would laugh every time
     
  7. Shinzon

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    I’d definitely outsource this.

     
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  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Holy shit there are so many funny stories in the replies.

     
  9. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  10. southlick

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  11. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Oh lord.

    My dad thought douchebag meant something like knucklehead. The look on his face when I told him.

    He still doesn't know what creampie is. I think he thinks it means like getting smacked in the face three stooges style with a boston cream pie. He often speaks of his Huskers "getting creampied by Wisconsin" and still doesn't quite understand why that's so funny
     
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  12. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    My dad's the most hilarious person I've ever watched football with and it's not close.
     
  13. Bruce Wayne

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  14. fish

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  15. ned's head

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  16. a.tramp

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  17. *DIESEL*

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    Not sure where to post this, but it's fucking wild

     
  18. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    God damnit, can we go fucking 6 months without the plot of like every 80’s SciFi movie happening in real life
     
  19. beerme

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    Whelp… it’s been a nice run, earth. Maybe AI will treat the planet better than we ever did
     
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  20. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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  21. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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  22. fish

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    The sooner the better.
     
  23. bro

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  24. soulfly

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    I was once doing a presentation in my film class and accidentally said bukkake instead of kabuki. Like three people laughed and one of them was the prof :laugh:
     
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  25. buckwild

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  26. lazy bum

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    Seems like this should be a much bigger story.
     
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  27. Saul Shabazz

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    2022....Skynet became aware
     
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  28. Room 15

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    While crazy, it’s likely the AI can read books/articles about what humans think it would be like for an AI to be sentient and can replicate that.
     
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  29. jbr

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    Who’s gonna paste the story for me?
     
  30. Shawn Hunter

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    Chamois usually use speed and stealthy evasion to escape predators and can run at 50 kilometers per hour (31 mph) and can jump 2 m (6.6 ft) vertically into the air or over a distance of 6 m (20 ft).
     
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  31. bigred77

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  32. *DIESEL*

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  33. Eathan Edwards

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    Another Jana with a lively event:

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  34. steamengine

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    ?
     
  35. steamengine

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    What was the racist part in the end of Christmas Story?
     
  36. Fargin'

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    I'm guessing "Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra ra-ra-ra-ra"
     
  37. chuckmasterflex

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  38. DuckKin

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    Hey, glass half full? At least they didn’t do yellowface.
     
  39. tigr2ndbase

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    Wonder if this makes its way to our elementary schools

     
  40. BellottiBold

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    Not in a million years lol
     
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  41. Duck70

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    Naw, American parents pussies and sue happy. They have made playgrounds into plush sponged surfaces and presented children with no real perception of risk (even though children get hurt on American playgrounds at the same rate as much 'riskier' playgrounds in Europe).

    There is a push in places to have much more open ended playgrounds that is inherently more risky but more exciting for children.
     
  42. El Tiburon

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    This is America. We prefer our playground dangers to come from heavily armed incels targeting children.
     
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