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  1. BellottiBold

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    Oregon Ducks

    (Those bouncy surfaces are kinda awesome tho tbh imo)
     
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  2. buckwild

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  3. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    how do u know the rates of childhood injuries on playgrounds world wide?
     
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  4. bigred77

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    I'm not that duck guy, but you would be amazed at some of the conversations you end up in in my line of work
     
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  5. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    Insurance adjusters?
     
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  6. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Im trying to find the interview, maybe it was on Radiolab? Idk.

    But they interviewed an ex-pat who moved to Germany and had kids there. So every time they traveled back to the US and played on the structures here, her kids were bored. They went into some research about US vs EU playgrounds and some data about reported injuries indicating they were at the same rate even though the EU ones didn't have as many safety measure built in.

    The gist of the story was about children in the EU understand risk better than kids from the US and, in general, have better critical thinking skills and mental health.
     
  7. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    My brother was a designer for target and was looking at some of the products that other countries sold that the US couldn’t sell. They had a JarJar Binks action figure that had a tongue that was sticky and could grab things (like one of those sticky hands from the gumball machine). He asked the buyer why they weren’t selling them in the US and the buyer grabbed it by the tongue and started swinging it around his head by JarJar’s tongue, almost hitting everyone with it. He said “This is first thing an American kid does when he opens it. Kids in Europe don’t even think to do this - they just play with it the way it’s designed.”
     
  8. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    What you’re saying is American kids have imaginations

    :usasmug:
     
  9. IV

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    second note written in cuneiform
     
  10. tigr2ndbase

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    I think one of my biggest mindblown moments when I grew up was hearing how hippos are some of the most dangerous animals in the world.
     
  11. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    I haven’t thought about that word in probably 20 years
     
  12. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Thats ok, itd be boring if we all had the same interest
     
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  13. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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  14. Bruce Bowen

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    This scared me at first but put me firmly on team Google AI ‘24. Our sentient humans fucking suck. Bring on my robot overlords.
     
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  16. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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  17. bigred77

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    Construction actually
     
  18. SugarShaun

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    No one. There don’t appear to be any open desks
     
  19. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    All the desks look taken.
     
  20. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    Fuck off, ass.
     
  21. Bruce Bowen

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    I guess Timmy Turner. Friend with fairy god parents could be sweet. Definitely NOT choosing Tommy Pickles. Not getting any bitches hanging with a fucking baby.
     
  22. TableKnight

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    RIGHT after they add this
     
  23. hensleya

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    the chick next to Pati Mayonnaise. She looks down for anything.
     
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  24. BellottiBold

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    That hippo was motoring good lord
     
  25. BellottiBold

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    Lisa is awesome also
     
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  26. wes tegg

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  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Story just made him more perfect
     
  28. Detlef Schrempf

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    That is one hungry, hungry hippo…
     
  29. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    my kindergarten had this what felt like a massive mound of concrete that was meant for climbing. We had scooters before modern scooters these kids have today. So they were ratty and had loose wheels. well we decided to ride them off that concrete mound and get completely wrecked. i dont think a single kid who had the balls to do it didnt get turned into hamburger meat.

    i think they removed it in a few years. also got rid of the wasp infested jungle gym.
     
  30. Clown Baby

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  31. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    ZZ Top 1970

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  32. El Tiburon

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    The OG Icy Hot Stuntaz.
     
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  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Holy shit, the walk in this one landed hard as hell. :laugh:

     
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  34. ned's head

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    This is one chunky bitch

     
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  35. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    bet you won't say that to his face
     
  36. beerme

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    someones ready for winter early
     
  37. SugarShaun

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  38. poor paul

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  39. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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  40. Bruce Wayne

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  41. PeterGriffin

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    I wonder about the closest ten and furthest ten.
     
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  42. reflux

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    I've been there. Tonopah is quite possibly the worst town I've ever been to, and I've been to a lot of shit places.

    Their high school mascot is The Muckers. Literally, the person that cleans horse shit out of the stalls.
     
  43. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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  44. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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