**We got him! (no, not that THAT him) - the official Jan 6 committee hearing thread**

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  1. Tobias

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  2. Fusiontegra

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    And it's not like any of these fucking people have anything better to do like govern the country.
     
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  3. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    I can understand. It's hard to believe that someone would burden a child with that horrible surname with that first name.

    Meester is how Slowpoke Rodriguez would address a gentleman.
     
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  4. fucktx

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    Pelosi after this wearing full riot gear to honor the cops reciting a poem and strongly disavowing what trump did by ripping up a picture of his face
     
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  5. El Tiburon

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    And then asking for donations.
     
  6. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    So the fuck what? His hardcore voters are irredeemable pieces of shit, we know. But they represent perhaps 20% of the voting population. Turn the other 80% more against Trump, remind them of his toxicity to this country, hope like half of them show up to the polls.
     
  7. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    I flipped over to Fox News and the control room must be empty because they're not spinning during this segment, I don't know what to think
     
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  8. ned's head

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  9. El Tiburon

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    Paving the way for DeSantis.
     
  10. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    I’m blackpilled so i appreciate you still having hope
     
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  11. ned's head

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    We got ourselves a prima facie, boys

     
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  12. PeterGriffin

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    Lordy, I hope I’m not the most hopeful one left because I’m actively trying to figure out if I get auto-Italian citizenship through my great grandfather. It all depends on if he chose his American citizenship before my grandma was born. If not, I get that shit and I’m out of here.
     
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  13. Drown ‘Em

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    It really does suck that Cassidy chose to be a shit head right winger. She seems bright and capable, is obviously courageous, and is a good looking lady.
     
  14. chuckmasterflex

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    Start your watches
     
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  15. Bruce Wayne

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    Let's see ol Donnie wiggle his way out of this one
     
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  16. Truman

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  17. ned's head

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    Fuck 'em up, renato

     
  18. lazy bum

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    they're just waiting for the spin orders to come down, filling time talking like almost real people. Once they get their spin instructions, it'll be back to standard operating procedure.

    His followers aren't going to be turned off by this, they're going to embrace it as him fighting for them. Once Fox feels confident in that, they'll embrace it, too.
     
  19. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Or greasy palmed doughboy Cruz. That dumb motherfucker giving a William Wallace speech the night before is hilarious.
     
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  20. BUstang

    BUstang Lawyer

    Quick google search reveals she interned with Cruz for some period of time. Least surprising thing ever.

    Her testimony today gave Trump et al a good butt fucking. But, let's not lose sight of the fact that she only did so because her lawyer convinced her the walls are closing in and she needed to get ahead of the incinerator that's coming. She's obviously driven and did not want this fiasco to burn her political aspirations.
     
  21. Drown ‘Em

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  22. AIOLICOCK

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    Anybody who attempts to have Trump arrested is going to get the Ned Stark treatment from these crazies...
     
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  23. aisle seven

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  24. NCHusker

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    I feel like a Trump arrest might be an ideal accelerationism outcome
     
  25. Redav

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    Can't wait to watch Trump try to leave the country
     
  26. DrTomOsbourne

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    This is the most likely outcome
     
  27. AIOLICOCK

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    Oh most definitely.
     
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  28. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    The most likely outcome is that nothing happens.
     
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  29. El Tiburon

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    If Putin hadn’t fucked up Ukraine, Trump would be in Moscow right now. Maybe Orban gives him a Trump Tower Budapest.
     
  30. El Tiburon

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    You just made me throw a cheeseburger at the wall, dick!
     
  31. AIOLICOCK

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    Massive crowds demonstrating over Roe v Wade clash with massive crowds demonstrating over the arrest of Trump. Each side extemely angry at the other, and the number of people is too large for police to separate.


    Extreme amounts of violence. Numerous deaths.
     
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  32. ned's head

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    This is true, but it would make for good tv if garland was the one to cuff him
     
  33. b0ne5

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    Look at the big brain on Brad!!
     
  34. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    yeah, no shit, mickles.
     
  35. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    If this is a remote possibility they better put her on the plane ride to witness protection island immediately following the hearing. Some asshole held a white van at gunpoint because he was convinced it was transporting ballots to steal the election from King Donnie.
     
  36. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Depressingly sad that part of her calculation in coming forward was whether or not she wanted to face legit death threats for the foreseeable future from the Trumpers.
     
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  37. Daniel Ocean

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    spoiler alert: she in fact did but it didn’t matter
     
  38. BrentTray

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    Here’s a picture

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  39. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    I think my favorite visual is him somehow winning control of the wheel but then asking for directions because he has zero clue how to get anywhere,
     
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  40. VaxRule

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    Renato dropping the
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    On Trump World right there.
     
  41. BUstang

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    If Democrats beyond AOC were even halfway decent with messaging, everyone in the party would from this point forward refer to Trump as Terrorist Trump. In every publication, press conference, tweet. Everything. Fucking Terrorist. Trump.
     
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  42. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  43. MtOread

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  44. NDJOECA

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    If you don’t charge him, you might as well pardon him.
     
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  45. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    To the window
    To the wall
    'Til the ketchup drip down the walls
     
  46. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  47. Henry Blake

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    Think about all of the threats that have prob been levied against countless people in the Trump administration (and those outside of it) to keep their mouths shut or else.
     
  48. lazy bum

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    I always love how long the time is between these posts. He just stews on it until it erupts in a short childish tweet that makes him feel like a big boy.
     
  49. matistic

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    I hate the “gate” labeling habit but Tomatogate now works on multiple levels.
     
  50. ned's head

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