*Now the Official Jobs Thread* by popular demand

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  1. Marty Kaan

    Marty Kaan By any means necessary
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    I have a college friend that has made a shit load of money selling advocare.
     
  2. Marty Kaan

    Marty Kaan By any means necessary
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    Do you know where your bottlenecks are? If so, it'll help you identify what type of resource to bring on.
     
  3. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    Do we have any people that work in emergency mgmt consulting or consulting in general? I didn't get the position with BCBS that I was waiting patiently for (the director decided to go with someone she had a previous experience with) Late last week, the program manager (former employee at a job prior) texted me that the director authorized her to engage in a 1099 training/exercise and planning contract.
     
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  4. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    I know the type of help I need. I just don’t want to go through the added complexities of adding someone.
     
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  5. DuffandMuff

    DuffandMuff Well-Known Member
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    Unpaid internships are all the rage these days.
     
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  6. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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  7. 09knight

    09knight UCF-Beer-Bolts
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    Can you subcontract out some of the work?
     
  8. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Yeah, that’s what I’d probably do, and I’m leaning that way. But the tax implications of that and the additional management seem annoying. I’m also really particular about stuff and worry that I’ll end up redoing the work if I let someone else do it (but I know that’s a hang up I have to work on).
     
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  9. Drew63

    Drew63 Well-Known Member

    I do. Pm me
     
  10. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    Just tried to PM you and got an error message.
     
  11. lfriend

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    Last week at current job has been rad. Turn on my laptop and load up caffeine64 and go fuck off for 8 hours has been the life.

    When I gave notice last week my boss asked me if I would consider a counter offer. I said yes and days later got asked if I already accepted the other offer. Said yes, because I'm not a fucking moron.

    Suddenly had any possible offer yanked, resignation accepted and pulled from all projects.

    Glad I am fucking out of here soon.
     
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  12. Eathan Edwards

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    Noticing a significant uptick in girls including their onlyfans on their resumes - instagram/fb/headshots were pretty much always included but this is definitely a new and awkward development.
     
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  13. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Didn’t take you for a prude
     
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  14. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Do they include some kind of code to review their portfolio? If not, SugarShaun can be your new assistant.
     
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  15. Eathan Edwards

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    They pretty much just list the account name and how many followers they have - obviously social/online reach is a big thing in LA hospitality.

    Still funny to see it on resumes.
     
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  16. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Tbh I don’t think their OF subscribers are going to make it to your venues, or be the type of clientele you want if they did.
     
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  17. Boo MFer!

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    Shots fired, SugarShaun!
     
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  18. Doc Louis

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    Got a top 5? Asking for a friend who needs new content ideas.
     
  19. Doc Louis

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    You don't think Nandor the Relentless would be good for business?
     
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  20. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Our dude is too cheap for an OF subscription, let alone transcontinental travel and $12 drinks.
     
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  21. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Plus I don't drink alcohol either
     
  22. lfriend

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    Soon to be old job listed my current role for the salary I was asking for and was 'nice' enough to present me the counter offer of applying for my current position again.

    :laugh:
     
  23. Eathan Edwards

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    $12 drinks - are you trying to bankrupt me?
     
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  24. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    $12 is probably a lousy tip for a drink in your establishments.
     
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  25. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    What would you say is the cost of the average drink is at on of your places?
     
  26. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    About 3,000 penny Whoppers, Shawn.
     
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  27. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Probably more than $12 considering that’s what cocktails cost at a “nice” place in Manhattan Kansas.
     
  28. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I'm just trying to learn!
     
  29. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    A lot of people are saying the Little Apple is the new Big Apple.
     
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  30. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    We have a passive call out policy where we rotate who is on call, don't get paid for being on call, but are expected to make sure we answer in a timely fashion or else. I've been told by my sup that they can't make us come in because it is passive but it will reflect poorly on our performance review and bonus at the end of the year if we don't.

    Coworker was called out last night. Got the call at 6 and ended up back home at 11:30. That is, by company call out policy, 5.5 hours; from the time you get the call to when you end up back home. He lives about 30 minutes away and ended up texting his supervisor that he would be 30 minutes late this morning because he overslept a bit due to getting to bed late last night. Supervisor makes him charge 30 minutes of PTO. This is definitely a new thing because guys have come in late before after being called out the previous night and not been forced to take PTO. If this sticks I will definitely be on the lookout for a new job as well as, I'm sure, a lot of the shop.
     
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  31. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Hourly or salary?

    If hourly and they don't pay you for work done while on call, then they are breaking the law based on what I remember hearing from labor lawyers on TikTok
     
  32. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Hourly and yeah it's paid OT.
     
  33. lfriend

    lfriend Well-Known Member
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    Shot in the dark but your employer might be breaking the law.
     
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  34. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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  35. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Still think it's illegal. Let me see if I can find the TikToks from that employment lawyer or two I follow.
     
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  36. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    I hate this world.
     
  37. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  38. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  39. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    This one seems the most applicable to your situation, seanofthedead86. Sounds like you should lawyer up.

     
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  40. Marty Kaan

    Marty Kaan By any means necessary
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    reporting over concerns for potential gun violence
     
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  41. lfriend

    lfriend Well-Known Member
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    I think if my boss told me that, my response would be to outline that he has an SLA of 15 minutes to suck the fattest part of my ass.
     
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  42. dukebuckeye

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    Fair. Stern, but fair.
     
  43. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Apologies for the old man taking a picture of a computer screen but here is the passive call out laid out in the HR manual.

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  44. Baron

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    You could pay Shawn to shitpost for you so that you can get more work done.

    I'll bill you for this consult later.
     
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  45. fattus

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    My manager moved to a different business unit Monday so I was put under the director. His last day is today so I got put under the VP. I should be reporting to the CEO in a few weeks.
     
  46. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Zero chance that vp has any idea what you're supposed to be doing
     
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  47. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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  48. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Engineers suck and I need a drink.
     
  49. fattus

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    Good
     
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  50. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Looks like they did a bit of research while drafting their call policy.
     
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