Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. Beeds07

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    Like all gun laws, it will be used negatively against minorities
     
  2. Bruce Bowen

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    Thought that was obvious sarcasm. Police departments even spoke out against it.
     
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  3. NineteenNine

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    Sorry, should've caught that.
     
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  4. Bruce Wayne

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    I would love for Texans to be this fucking dumb to vote to leave the country

     
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  5. ned's head

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    Fuck yeah. That's really my only realistic ticket out, so let's vote already
     
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  6. Gallant Knight

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    country is beginning to be fractured beyond repair. these people are absolutely insane
     
  7. Beeds07

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    We’ve been there for decades. It’s just starting to flow down to white people too.
     
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  8. steamengine

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    Couple of texas politics journos made the point the last convention in 2018 was basically the Abbott show and he didn’t even show face at this one to avoid the optics of getting booed and deemed a rino by the terrorists ala Cornyn.

    And he’s not even close to moderate politically.

    Control has been completely lost.
     
  9. ned's head

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    Think I saw they proposed an electoral college instead of popular vote, too.
     
  10. Shawn Hunter

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    Secede and build a wall around Texas
     
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  11. NineteenNine

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    How long til Texas tries to claim territory in NM, Colorado and Oklahoma that used to be part of Texas?
     
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  12. Irush

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    Looks like I won’t be here long, boys
     
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  13. steamengine

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    They did that roughly 140 years ago. Didn’t go well.
     
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  14. racer

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    Can the rest of us just vote Texas seceded?
     
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  15. steamengine

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  16. Corch

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    Yes please and do not let them re-join under any circumstance.
     
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  17. Bruce Bowen

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    Wonder what the country motto will be
    “Here in Texas you can rest easy knowing any women seeking abortions can be shot on sight by any lawful (everybody) gun carrying citizen. While mass shooters are not ideal we respect their god given gun rights”
     
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  18. steamengine

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    Tribune continuing to report on the gop like they’re completely normal which is great

     
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  19. Prospector

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  20. ned's head

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  21. Beeds07

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    So now along with Idiocracy being a prequel from someone in the future, we find out Footloose is also?
     
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  22. racer

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    Except one kind of hood.
     
  23. NineteenNine

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    I’m a mother fucking professional and am currently wearing a hoodie at work.
     
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  24. Prospector

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    Dresses? They want they girls to wear pants? That's going to led to them turning like pant suit wearing gays
     
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  25. Irush

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    Feels like every time some weird shit happens in a school district down here it’s some small town outside of Dallas
     
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  26. racer

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    Probably the best point you could make to them against this tbh
     
  27. 40wwttamgib

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    Would Mexico even want Texas at this point?
     
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  28. VaxRule

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    We definitely aren’t getting our security deposit back.
     
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  29. racer

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    Do they get the OK panhandle back, too?
     
  30. Corch

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    They can have Oklahoma.
     
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  33. bro

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  34. NineteenNine

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    It’s almost like Abbott doesn’t really care about truth and just wants to score political points.
     
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  35. pearl

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  36. racer

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    Sun shade hoodies are very, very good.
     
  37. steamengine

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  38. BudKilmer

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    Fuck me running man
     
  39. a.tramp

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    “Involuntary relocation?” So like what happens if your land/house gets eminent domain’d to build a highway or some other bullshit and you have to find another place to live?
     
  40. racer

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    Ok kids, next up is chapter 7. We’re going to discuss how a lot of employees were relocated by their employers from a barren desert wasteland to a prosperous new world. They even provided free transatlantic travel, housing, and meals!
     
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  41. IV

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  42. ned's head

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    I see my efforts to buy a house in a good school district will not mean much by the time my kids get there
     
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  43. Bruce Bowen

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    “Un-volunteer workers”
     
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  44. BellottiBold

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    There are still some serious people in the process so hopefully this won't make it far.
     
  45. ned's head

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    I am curious where this goes. Are they going to have to create magnet schools to teach real history?
     
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  46. Irush

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    Holy fuck that is dumb
     
  47. IV

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    I need a source for something that specific but they’re already awful
     
  48. Det. Frank Bullitt

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  49. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    there was a lot of 'voluntelling' mirite kids?