2022 Hot Dog Eating Contest

This is going to be his Flu Game.

 

The greatest athlete of my generation

 

Small wager on over 75

 

This guy is a legend

About to start pounding beers and get in the pool. Only thing getting me out today is this coming on tv

 

One of the more grotesque yearly events that exist

 

Never have. Never will.
Not the point.
The fact is, ESPN celebrates the birthday of our country by airing a gluttonous, vomitous and grotesque event.
Eating is not a sport. Competitive eating is a sin.

 

And your point is?

 

Over/under 74.5

 

seems like my point was rather clear

 

look at this big Kobayashi guy

big mad

 

I'd ask if this board has to be snooty cunts about everything, but we already know the answer to that. Hell, I've sat in bars during dead periods and watched ESPN air competitive tag and cornhole. Not everything has to be the bottom of the ninth of game seven. People are allowed to enjoy some goofy fun. And just as I've never shot anybody up after a video game, watching a hot dog eating contest has never led me to literally blow up my guts. Relax. Oh, and...
#FreeKobayashi

 

I quoted the wrong guy but whatevs

we got 2 Kobayashi fans itt

 

I mean, imagine the "sport" with a Magic-Bird level of rivalry.

 

maybe he should’ve respected the sanctity of MLE

you young kids and rejection of the unwritten rules #sad

 

I have no idea what I’m talking about and just kidding just in case that’s not clear

 

Literally every sport is gluttonous and wasteful considering the resources poured into them. This is a weird hill to die on.

 

Gallon lemonade chug lfg

 

Diabetes

 

Hey, baseball survived thrived in the steroid era, and I'm about to watch Notre Dame join a superconference. Screw sanctity. I want entertainment and chaos.

I do appreciate the "young kids" reference, though. Damnit, did it feel good to read that.

 

Hot dogs are nothing compared to watching them do boiled eggs

 

Yeah, I mean, I've only casually followed through the media, save for the couple times I've happened to be in front of a TV and got hooked on watching it through.

Still, it's quirky and fun for some people.

 

Damnit, I was just getting ready to boil some eggs to make deviled eggs. Now I'm not sure I won't be tempted into frenzied gluttonous gorging of said eggs. Devil, indeed.

 

No polotics

 

???

 

Says the Milo’s Mega Meal guy

 

If you didn’t cry when our hero took down Kobayashi and brought the mustard belt back to the states then you have no soul.

 

He pronounced Vandalia, OH wrong

 

Look up the carbon footprint of one (1) Milo’s mega meal with a peach pie and unsweetened tea vs the footprint of 87 Nathan’s hot dogs then get back to me

 

38 doughnuts in 8 minutes. No thanks.

 

I always get this extreme anxiety that someone is going to choke

 

This British twat can gtfo. Go eat some tea and crumpets with your queen fool.

 

Give this announcer a daytime Emmy

 

The shit this guy must have taken. 275 jalapeños in 8 minutes.

 

Dude ate 275 jalapeños in 8 minutes.

That sounds extremely miserable lol

 

They’re really jumping the shark with these back stories. Escaped from hell jail….survived the Arctic chewing seal bones…..

 

50 boiled eggs in 3 minutes

 

Its ok to enjoy things.

 

He should be called Cool Hand with the hard boiled egg record.

 

That Sudo-Wehry baby is going to shatter records. Kid won the genetic lottery.

 

9.75 lbs of spam

 

Future world record holder of 88 ounces of baby formula in 4 minutes

 

:puke:

 

Give me 275 jalapenos

 

Do the boiled eggs have salt and pepper on them?

 

I don’t remember it ever being near this corny

 

And yet he undersells the Joey Chestnut intro, “only” calling him a god amongst men and the ultimate champion of all time space and matter.

 

It used to be just about the craft. Now everyone has to have a gimmick.