Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Yes. This state sucks but Florida is another level of trash. If you want to get rah rah about your state have at it.
     
  2. El Tiburon

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    We have a fascist piece of shit governor and the entirety of the Villages. You guys unleashed Mike Pence on us. Let's call it a draw!
     
  3. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I would rather be caught dead in like 30 other states than be found alive in Florida ever again. (I have to go to two fucking weddings there this fall, pray for me)
     
  4. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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  5. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Idk, Mike Pence seems like he’d be fun to hang with.

    :drumroll:
     
  6. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Mike Pence is as irrelevant as Kamala. Sure he tried to get gay treatments in Indiana but he is utterly useless. Your Governor is one of the three worst Republicans alive.
     
  7. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    i'd like to buy this
     
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  8. El Tiburon

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    Don’t underestimate him. He’s one of the worst PEOPLE alive.
     
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  9. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    shut your whore mouths
     
  10. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Pence was just another backwards doofus governor in IN, he's evil and deserves the worst but he doesn't touch the hot streak Desantis is on.
     
  11. BlazingRebel

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    We get it you just play for the story line no need to be ashamed.
     
  12. VaxRule

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    Would have earned the like if you had gone with, “Mike Pence seems like a fun hang.”

    I’m available to punch up posts.
     
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  13. Prospector

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    Don't get knocked up or killed by somebody standing their ground
     
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  14. fattus

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    So is she.
     
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  15. JonathanCoachman

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    Dave Rubin is too busy taking in high level, important ideas to play childish games.
     
  16. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I absolutely had it flit through my mind. Weighed my options and went for the subtler approach. Not my usual MO, I’ll admit. Re: your offer, I’ll have my people reach out to your people.
     
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  17. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    It’s sweet me too
     
  18. Hank Scorpio

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    Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism dude. At least it's an ethos.
     
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  19. Guns

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    Fat Ron, please explain when this bygone golden era of university discourse occurred.
     
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  20. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Also whenever I hear this I just try think of all the different ideas I heard while in college. I was a marketing major. I took accounting classes and something about consumer behavior. And then I went to bars and played ncaa football 05 or something. All I know is from conservatives’ description of college they sound like they just jerk each other off.
     
  21. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  22. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    The Fat Ron attacks have begun.
     
  23. Redav

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  24. AIOLICOCK

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  25. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    is that a shop
     
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  26. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Rogan was a guest on some podcast not too long ago and said he's had multiple opportunities to have Trump on his show and turned it down each time
     
  27. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Right, still looks like it could be fake. Gonna need some corroboration but I sure as hell ain't getting on that evil app.
     
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  29. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    My bad if it is fake, but I’m not going on truth to verify. I don’t need that factored into my algorithm.
     
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  30. Redav

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    I tried to look if it was real but you have to download the app so fuck that.
     
  31. skiedfrillet

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    IS NO ONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO VENTURE TO TRUTH TO VERIFY?
     
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  32. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It’s fake. I can’t prove it but when do we ever get what we deserve?
     
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  33. El Tiburon

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    ^This. We can’t ever have nice things
     
  34. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    It’s fake, I promise to learn from this and come back and post harder than any other poster has ever posted. God bless.
     
  35. ned's head

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    After watching the Oliver piece, maybe this is good?

     
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  36. JonathanCoachman

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    Woke Kevin Nash is my sunshine on a cloudy day.

     
  37. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    obviously fake. he would never refer to anyone but himself as president, especially one who hasn't even been elected
     
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  38. ~ taylor ~

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    This morning:

    - my lunch of leftovers was not put in the fridge overnight and was ruined.
    - my tire pressure low light went on immediately after I got on the highway.
    - got to my office and my ear buds are dead.
    - was late to a Zoom because my computer took 12 minutes to start up.
    - I desperately need a haircut and my barber closed down without warning.
    - I find out that Trump has not actually begun insulting Ron DeSantis.

    What an awful day.
     
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  39. JonathanCoachman

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    Lyin' Joe Rogan is below Trump's nicknaming standards as well. He'd call him something like, Beefy Little Joe.
     
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  40. ~ taylor ~

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    Sometime next year DeSantis is going to go into the primary season with a commanding lead on the field, then Trump is going to drop a "DumbSantis" on him and ruin his political career immediately. And I can't wait for it.
     
  41. seanofthedead86

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    It was probably some crazy that thinks it's a satanic monument
     
  42. Josey Wales

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    Yes probably a religious chud. Leftists should be scarier…like 1/10 as metal as the right believes.
     
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  43. GrizzliesDrew

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    Too bad it was just a white supremacist monument, apparently.
     
  44. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    :facepalm:
     
  45. IV

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    should have gone with 100,000 at least
     
  46. Vito Corleone

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    10k can be grifted from a GoFundMe within an hour
     
  47. pearl

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  48. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  49. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    NSIAP
     
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