Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. El Tiburon

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    DeSantis would never dare challenge Daddy Trump directly. And if he does, Trump will make some joke about his wife having cancer and then DeSantis will be relegated to licking his boots for life.
     
  2. bro

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    if Trump announces, does anyone serious about winning (not just running as a moderate to combat Trump) actually run? Like, would DeSantis / Cruz / Youngkin really run just to get smoked and have their political careers squashed?
     
  3. El Tiburon

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    Youngkin might because he doesn’t otherwise have a huge national profile and the right wing media doesn’t suck him off like they do DeSantis.
     
  4. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He loathes Jr
     
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  5. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    does Larry Hogan run as a Republican or switch parties and run as a Democrat?
     
  6. bro

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    whichever he decides, he will get about 5 percent of the vote! woo
     
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  7. UncleJesse

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    Hulk Hogan has a better chance of being President at this point.
     
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  8. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’ve said this like 8 times but it’s a cruel joke that trump has lived this long
     
  9. BudKilmer

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  10. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    *objections from the fund's advisers* :roll:
     
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  11. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    deleted post because I can't read
     
  12. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  13. Gaknight

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    They just want that 100% against Biden voting record they can parade to their idiot voters
     
  14. NYGator

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    This is my first exposure to Christian Walker. Needless to say without knowing anything about who he is and what he stands for it was very confusing just hearing him talk.
     
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  15. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Son of GA GOP senate candidate football star Herschel Walker who is trying to be a conservative influencer as a gay black man. As every bit as obnoxious and toxic as you may imagine.
     
  16. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  17. bro

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    isn't legislating all about considering and preparing for "what ifs"
     
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  18. ned's head

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  19. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  20. ned's head

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    Also. Dark times

     
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  21. NYGator

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    Yep, that is why I was so confused, and by the fact that he doesn’t identify as gay. Very frustrating.
     
  22. CaneKnight

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    Ok ignore the judge and power through. Trump would literally just put it on Twitter
     
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  23. Truman

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    The fact that I do know who Christian Walker is, but just now learned who Kehlani is probably isnt very flattering commentary on my media consumption.
     
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  24. CaneKnight

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    Christian Walker is a self hating gay person. Best to ignore any black man or women who thinks so little of himself that he’s align himself with supremacists.
     
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  25. ned's head

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    Sometimes I wish the spaghetti monster was real so people like this could burn for eternity.

     
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  26. Gallant Knight

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    And Biden wants to have bipartisanship deals with these totally unserious people
     
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  27. bro

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  28. ned's head

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    How anyone can interview these scumbags every day without saying something to warrant termination is beyond me
     
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  29. prerecordedlive

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    Quite literally

     
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  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    I think what if Herschel had chosen to raise the others kids instead of Christian? Had he been abandoned instead would he be as awful?
     
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  31. afb

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    im not saying he isnt awful or doesn't believe what he says, but it's definitely a grift
     
  32. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    all that ink, she must be a terrible mother
     
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  33. ned's head

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    I'm really digging swalwell just dragging jordan at every opportunity

     
  34. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    should I refresh myself on Thomas' dissent in Saenz v. Roe or no?
     
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  35. GrizzliesDrew

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    Apparently abortions that are allowed are not REALLY abortions. They’re something else?

     
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  36. BellottiBold

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    There is no coexisting with this. The country cannot be shared.
     
  37. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    oh yeah, this is going to end well.
     
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  38. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I think it’s the opposite
     
  39. Buns

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    Um… yea, we’re fucked as a nation.
     
  40. ned's head

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    "We declare that we stand against the occult"

    :dubioustrump:
     
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  41. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    why so gloom, who doesn’t love a crusade
     
  42. 40wwttamgib

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    When does the purge start
     
  43. Vito Corleone

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    There is nothing in red states that a blue state would want at this point. Perhaps Glacier, Yellowstone, Alaska, and Cajun food, but that could be negotiated for park permits with the Cascadian Socialist Republic Department of the Interior
     
  44. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    “Rotund Ron”
    :babyneedabottle:
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Isn’t he a closeted gay black man who hates the LGBTQ and black (POC) communities?
     
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  46. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    This might be the most terrible thing I have ever seen

     
  47. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    “Round Ron” will resonate with his base better imo
     
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  48. CaneKnight

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    Can we please stop posting any Christian Walker that little bitch boy is just an attention seeking cunt. It’s all projection
     
  49. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Per his words, he's not a closeted gay man. He's just a man who loves other men.