Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. dblplay1212

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  2. steamengine

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    Laura getting that Donnie T spray tan treatment
     
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  3. Mister Me Too

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  4. afb

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  5. zeberdee

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    Trump looking especially unwell.

     
  6. Detlef Schrempf

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    Need to see that hat come off
     
  7. Deep dirt

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    Same energy
     

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  8. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  9. Doc Louis

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    They should make him walk the course
     
  10. lazy bum

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    to be fair, he just looks old. That's what people his age look like without makeup. That we let people that old run the country is idiotic to begin with, that we let people as dumb as Donald Trump run the country when he's this old is a whole different level of idiotic.
     
  11. The Banks

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    Need to send trump to a pro am in the Middle East in 100°+ heat.
     
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  12. HoosDaMan

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    Let’s go heat stroke!
     
  13. Bruce Wayne

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    Found her resume

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  14. racer

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    Bit of cum there on his chin
     
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  15. ned's head

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    Firmly back in the "he'll be dead by 2024" camp
     
  16. Vito Corleone

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    Military wives are as a whole the most selfish and idiotic group of people in the history of humanity. Let the future generations be led by them.

    Prepare for a 10 fold increase in student-teacher sexual conduct.
     
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  17. BlazingRebel

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    I want to believe
     
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  18. ned's head

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    Having young children in 2022 is such a mindfuck. I've lived in texas and florida... would I rather they be taught by someone who has no education themself or by someone who's carrying a gun?
     
  19. Prospector

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  20. GrizzliesDrew

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    You left out the most obvious description…ENTITLED. No one is more entitled than a military spouse
     
  21. NYGator

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    Was research even required to know this?

     
  22. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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  23. Josey Wales

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    If only the best President of my lifetime could have! Ask Jared to WA MBS.
     
  24. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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  25. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I try to have a bit of sympathy because of the shitty situations they’re often times put in, but sometimes it’s tough.
     
  26. Redav

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    I agree there's something fishy about 9/11
     
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  27. fattus

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    Lol navy wives especially are the biggest whores on the planet.
     
  28. Mister Me Too

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  29. VaxRule

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    But we should respect the Supreme Court.
     
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  30. lomcevak

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    just the fucking worst

     
  31. Prospector

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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Dems actually did a polotics and now the GOP throwing a bitch ass tantrum & fucking over everyone is just so on brand.

    Somehow this will become the Dems fault in 2 weeks.
     
  33. —

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    2 weeks? It’s been the dems fault since the party formed…
     
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  34. cutig

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    You'd think them throwing a tantrum and voting down troop bills would be bad for swing districts
     
  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    lol no
     
  36. steamengine

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    Don’t they have makeup for active people, like tennis moms and such?
     
  37. steamengine

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    I’ve been on the lookout for the many diaz comeback but please god, not like this.
     
  38. Prospector

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  39. Fidelio

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  40. BellottiBold

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    I saw "desantistan" earlier, think it's gonna be a thing for me
     
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  41. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    no u
     
  42. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Saw this fine upstanding gent at the grocery just now:

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    I’m sure he’s wondering why his “Not a domestic terrorist” shirt is drawing so many looks
     
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  43. devine

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  44. IV

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    Everyone needs to remember the one rule, nothing good can happen
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Giving someone a qualification b/c they married someone is amazingly stupid
     
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  46. PeterGriffin

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  47. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    you’d think, but you’d be wrong
     
  48. The Banks

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    Post #400000 in this hell hole
     
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