Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Eathan Edwards

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    I meant my response when finding out about it - but guess I could have made that more clear.

    Like Dicaprio = :smugdog:
     
  2. One Two

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    Eskimo bros? Pffft. I have actually had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio
     
  3. Eathan Edwards

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    Well great - now I'm back to

    :cryingjordan:
     
  4. Lip

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    Lindsay Lohan. I thought the Long Island reference would provide the necessary context, but I forget the board’s demographics sometimes. This was like Freaky Friday era
     
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  5. Homo Erectus

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    Sorry for not knowing where Lohan is from.
    I've never even watched Mean Girls fwiw lol
     
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  6. spagett

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    You guys are jokes

    Everyone knows lilo
     
  7. ~ taylor ~

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    Doesn't that make your Eskimo Brothers with One Two?
     
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  8. racer

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  9. Iron Mickey

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    not really
     
  10. Homo Erectus

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    How far removed are you from Kevin's Bacon?
     
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  11. racer

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    O/u 2.5
     
  12. Eathan Edwards

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    Him and Kyra are weirdos that don't have affairs or party - it's probably the over.
     
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  13. Eathan Edwards

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    Upon further research - I hooked up with a girl that hooked up with Kyra Sedgwick's ex.

    I'm eskimo brothers with Ferris Bueller
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    Are you confusing Matthew Broderick with Kevin Bacon or Sarah Jessica Parker with Kyra Sedgwick?
     
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  15. Homo Erectus

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    Hopefully he fucks better than he drives
     
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  16. Redav

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    Maybe it's the Ferris Bueller from the failed NBC TV series
     
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  17. Eathan Edwards

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    Broderick dated Kyra before their respective marriages. So unless they just held hands the entire time I'm assuming I'm 4 degrees from Bacon.
     
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  18. Butthead

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    Josh McRoberts :pffft:
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m Eskimo brothers with Peter North
     
  20. racer

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    Did you wear a snorkel?
     
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  21. The Blackfish

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    Thats not how Eskimo bro’s works
     
  22. racer

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    Peter north is known for gigantic amounts of cum
     
  23. Name P. Redacted

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    Huge loads
     
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  24. The Blackfish

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    Right and as his Eskimo brother Daniel Ocean would not have had sex with him and therefore would have needed no snorkel
     
  25. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm also eskimo several times over with Peter North so apparently me and Daniel Ocean are "eskimo cousins?"

    I don't know how that works.
     
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  26. Name P. Redacted

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    How did these women rate your loads to Peter’s
     
  27. Eathan Edwards

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    I can't imagine I got anything above a C- on that scale even in my prime.
     
  28. Prospector

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    FedEx Box Containing Atlanta Murder Victim's Body Missing
    By Logan DeLoye

    August 2, 2022
    31-year-old Jeffrey Merriweather was supposedly murdered in Atlanta in 2019. As part of the investigation to determine the cause of death, his remains were sent from the Fulton County Medical Examiner to St. Louis for testing. According to The National Desk, Merriweather's remains were shipped through FedEx and never arrived at the intended facility. In fact, it has been three years since the remains were shipped and they have yet to be found.

    The National Desk mentioned that The National Funeral Directors Association finds this illegal. The only shipping company that is permitted to ship human remains in the United States is the United States Postal Service, and even they have to follow very specific instruction to deliver such packages.

    After finding out about the incident, a FedEx spokesperson shared that human remains are entirely prohibited from being shipped through the company. Merriweather's family said that this incident is preventing them from receiving any closure regarding their loved ones death.

    "It's a nightmare you can't wake up from," Jeffery's Mother, Kathleen Merriweather explained to The National Desk, "I just want—I need—closure. And I know his kids are resilient, but I think they probably need that also."

    Jeffery's remains are still missing as officials continue to investigate.
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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    one told that she felt like she was drowning so probably a D.
     
  30. Eathan Edwards

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    Elite waterboarder
     
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  31. Futureman

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    It was going further than that but she was on her period. She apparently doesn’t blow dudes on her period. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
     
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  32. Eathan Edwards

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    Kirsten Dunst was making the rounds in Oxford as well while we were in college.
     
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  33. Futureman

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    Goddamnit
     
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  34. Eathan Edwards

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    Not hugely famous but I would venture to guess every Ole Miss poster on the board is eskimo with Gavin Degraw based on what he was pulling in Oxford when he was recording. It was comical.
     
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  35. Name P. Redacted

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    She’s 54 how old are y’all
     
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  36. Eathan Edwards

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    She was blazing through college kids in the 2007+ era
     
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  37. Futureman

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    38. 23 at the time I think.
     
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  38. Futureman

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    Asked to bum a cigarette outside Pearl Street. 10 minutes talking and another cig later we were making out. Hand down my pants seconds later.
     
  39. Eathan Edwards

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    Also her place was right off the square - she was literally just getting layups.
     
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  40. Futureman

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    We got to the door before she called it off. To this day I feel cheated of the full story.
     
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  41. Eathan Edwards

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    What was your response to this?

    "Look, I'll take a handjob"

    "Ya know, there is this thing called anal"
     
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  42. Hatfield

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    "Oh Chariot" indeed
     
  43. Name P. Redacted

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    God bless her
     
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  44. Futureman

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    I said we don’t have to have sexxxx? And she said “I’m not sucking dick on my period.” A little small talk, got her number and I went back to Pearl Street.
     
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  45. wes tegg

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    I wish I loved anything as much as Joey Lauren Adams loved the bar at Ajax the spring of '06.
     
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  46. wes tegg

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    For context, Ajax is a quasi-diner with incredible, affordable soul food. Once the kitchen is closed, it largely clears out. But, during that period of time, there was a crew of townie regulars who hung out there, like Joey Lauren Adams, Curtis Wilke, Barry Hannah, and Ronzo*

    *Ronzo


    Some of them:
     
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  47. TC

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    Take it to the hoes of Oxford thread fellas
     
  48. Tiffin

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    Truck through mud, fuck through blood etc
     
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  49. One Two

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    Do girls with heavily edited/filtered/air brushed social media pics look at them and think “this is fine” or “no one will notice”? I need answers
     
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