I meant my response when finding out about it - but guess I could have made that more clear. Like Dicaprio =
Lindsay Lohan. I thought the Long Island reference would provide the necessary context, but I forget the board’s demographics sometimes. This was like Freaky Friday era
Upon further research - I hooked up with a girl that hooked up with Kyra Sedgwick's ex. I'm eskimo brothers with Ferris Bueller
Broderick dated Kyra before their respective marriages. So unless they just held hands the entire time I'm assuming I'm 4 degrees from Bacon.
Right and as his Eskimo brother Daniel Ocean would not have had sex with him and therefore would have needed no snorkel
I'm also eskimo several times over with Peter North so apparently me and Daniel Ocean are "eskimo cousins?" I don't know how that works.
FedEx Box Containing Atlanta Murder Victim's Body Missing By Logan DeLoye August 2, 2022 31-year-old Jeffrey Merriweather was supposedly murdered in Atlanta in 2019. As part of the investigation to determine the cause of death, his remains were sent from the Fulton County Medical Examiner to St. Louis for testing. According to The National Desk, Merriweather's remains were shipped through FedEx and never arrived at the intended facility. In fact, it has been three years since the remains were shipped and they have yet to be found. The National Desk mentioned that The National Funeral Directors Association finds this illegal. The only shipping company that is permitted to ship human remains in the United States is the United States Postal Service, and even they have to follow very specific instruction to deliver such packages. After finding out about the incident, a FedEx spokesperson shared that human remains are entirely prohibited from being shipped through the company. Merriweather's family said that this incident is preventing them from receiving any closure regarding their loved ones death. "It's a nightmare you can't wake up from," Jeffery's Mother, Kathleen Merriweather explained to The National Desk, "I just want—I need—closure. And I know his kids are resilient, but I think they probably need that also." Jeffery's remains are still missing as officials continue to investigate.
It was going further than that but she was on her period. She apparently doesn’t blow dudes on her period. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
Not hugely famous but I would venture to guess every Ole Miss poster on the board is eskimo with Gavin Degraw based on what he was pulling in Oxford when he was recording. It was comical.
Asked to bum a cigarette outside Pearl Street. 10 minutes talking and another cig later we were making out. Hand down my pants seconds later.
What was your response to this? "Look, I'll take a handjob" "Ya know, there is this thing called anal"
I said we don’t have to have sexxxx? And she said “I’m not sucking dick on my period.” A little small talk, got her number and I went back to Pearl Street.
For context, Ajax is a quasi-diner with incredible, affordable soul food. Once the kitchen is closed, it largely clears out. But, during that period of time, there was a crew of townie regulars who hung out there, like Joey Lauren Adams, Curtis Wilke, Barry Hannah, and Ronzo* *Ronzo Some of them:
Do girls with heavily edited/filtered/air brushed social media pics look at them and think “this is fine” or “no one will notice”? I need answers