Mar-A-Lago raided by the Feds - I may have committed some light treason

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  1. Lyrtch

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    we can throw hillary in jail for some of her foreign policy actions

    as a treat
     
  2. DrTomOsbourne

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    He's definitely working up plans to run to Saudi Arabia right?
     
  3. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    There's a nonzero chance that he tries to flee the country. The content would be amazing.
     
  4. Redav

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    I mean yeah let's find something better to do it for other than emails
     
  5. Beeds07

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    Well Russia’s out with their drug laws.
     
  6. aisle seven

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    I’d watch a sitcom about Big Don and Hil being roomies in a federal prison.
     
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  7. Bruce Bowen

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    Mar a lago when Trump flees (patriots)
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  8. DirtBall

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    Remember when they found Sadaam in that hole? I’m picturing Donny holed up in the back of a uHaul in his depends surrounded by pills and Burger King wrappers as Jared and Ivanka (in cleverly described Groucho Marx glasses) get pulled over trying to cross at Niagara Falls.
     
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  9. PeterGriffin

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    I like to picture the whole family bundling into a private jet, taking off without Air Traffic authorization, them trying to take to the skies to escape, and either crashing with Donald at the sticks or being shot down by some scrambled F-22s.
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  10. BudKilmer

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    shit throw Bill in there too

    3 for 1 The Real UT

    call the commish we got a deal
     
  11. AbeFroman

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    I'll throw in Pelosi but remember she's 2nd in the line of succession so you better not low-ball us.
     
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  12. Redav

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    Always thought it was funny the two step Trumpers have to do with going after Bill for the Epstein stuff because of Trump's obvious ties
     
  13. Handcuffed

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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    Huh, weird how they dream about facists
     
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  15. DirtBall

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    Committing treasonous espionage and getting the death penalty to own the l*bs
     
  16. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    filing docs and crushing dingers

     
  17. NoNatty

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    If trump ran to another country he would say it’s because of a WITCH HUNT and all of his brain dead followers would believe it.
     
  18. racer

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    Best case scenario he makes it to Russia and get gulaged as he is no longer of utility.
     
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  19. steamengine

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    Throw in a tan suit and a White House vegetable garden and we can talk.
     
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  20. VaxRule

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    So fucking wild to twist yourself into a “actually, my preferred presidential candidate committing espionage is good for his political prospects” position.
     
  21. Duck70

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  22. Bruce Bowen

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    Framing yourself for espionage to own the libs is an all time spin
     
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  23. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Coulda been US Attorney Sammy Sosa

    But we traded him for broke ass HAROLD BAINES
     
  24. ashy larry

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    you almost have to believe this was a “setup”
     
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  25. CaneKnight

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    Literally no one gives a fuck if you arrest HRC. That’s purely insane shit that right wing cumguzzlers like yourself push. There isn’t a leftist on the planet that gives a fuck about her or her husband. Shut the fuck up you piece of shit

    Your mother should’ve fucking swallowed u
     
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  26. Fudd

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    Lest we forget about former White House Counsel and 1909 Triple Crown winner Ty Cobb.
     
  27. Fancy

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    One of the dumbest idiots we’ve ever seen from a standpoint of posters
     
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  29. VaxRule

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    “How out of control is the Biden regime? You can’t even threaten federal agents without becoming the subject of an investigation now!”

    - Fox News later tonight
     
  30. devine

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  31. Beeds07

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    I wonder what would happen if I searched Justin Amash and FBI abuse before Monday?
     
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  32. Redav

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  33. Papa

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    How do they handle the fact that some of these documents are so classified that no one in the FBI should even have the clearance to view them?
     
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  34. Thoros of Beer

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    I often wake up in the middle of the night screaming "J Edgar! I'll never trust you again, J Edgar!" My wife is concerned.
     
  35. Dillingham

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  36. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    This dude sucks ass
     
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  37. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  38. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    his lame ass profile photo tries to make him look like some superhero. lame as hell
     
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  39. BellottiBold

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    MTG "drafted" articles of impeachment against Garland :roll:
     
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  40. dblplay1212

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  41. El Tiburon

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    Zero fucking chance she wrote that up.
     
  42. Illinihockey

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    calling trump Biden’s rival is like calling a nail the hammers rival
     
  43. Gaknight

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    Yeah not gonna read that
     
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  44. afb

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  45. wes tegg

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    I hate Amash, but the FBI has done some horrible politically-motivated shit in the past. The fact that lying to an FBI agent is a crime is absurd.

    That said, get his ass, FBI.
     
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  46. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    That dumbfuck needs to wait her turn. Perry drafted articles of impeachment against the AG in October for having the audacity to look into threats against school board members for allowing kids to learn about racism.

    https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-resolution/743/text
     
  47. ~ taylor ~

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    He's very stupid. What else would you expect.