Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. pearl

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  2. LookslikeUofI

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    From his website....Not only will I act to defund Planned Parenthood, an international murder, human-part smuggling organization, but I will also fight to hold the criminals that perform abortions accountable for their crimes with the penalty of capital punishment.
     
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  3. Bruce Wayne

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    It's the leading cause of fake death among cops tho
     
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  5. racer

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  6. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    What monster was he cosplaying? Gary Busey?
     
  7. Professor Moriarty

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  8. Truman

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    Monster Mania Convention? Hopefully it was Shannon Terry.
     
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  9. slogan119

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    “Now watch this drive”
     
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  10. fattus

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    It is the leading cause of deaths in the 18-45 age group, passing suicide and Covid in the latest data.
     
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  11. The Banks

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    So it’s not the leading cause of death amongst American adults? So she was lying? Got it.
     
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  13. fattus

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    Chill. I wasn’t defending her. I was going to say that in my post but decided it wasn’t necessary, yet here we are.
     
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  14. Bruce Wayne

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    Back the blue!

     
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  15. Lyrtch

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    grayzone folks might be the craziest on the internet
     
  16. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    big "never thought the leopard would eat my face" energy in that first tweet
     
  17. BudKilmer

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    Hannity calling on McConnell to resign is fantastic schadenfreude

    The mob turning on maybe the most impactful R legislator of my lifetime is just wild shit man
     
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  18. BudKilmer

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    Make no mistake. I will shit on Mitch’s grave days after he busts hell wide open.
     
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  19. kennypowers

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    McConnell retiring then finger wagging at the gop extreme trumpism like Paul Ryan is going to be so infuriating. Mitch’s reign of terror was a huge reason we got here and he will somehow get whitewashed.
     
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  20. Buns

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    Everything that is conservative politics gets whitewashed in the good ole U S of A.
     
  21. VaxRule

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    Media: “Remember how principled McConnell was in his speech on the Senate floor condemning Trump after the insurrection?”

    Me screaming in rage: “HE VOTED TO ACQUIT!!!”
     
  22. Xander Crews

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    i don’t know what Meidas Touch is but I’m glad we’re getting an R’s in Disarray headline for once
     
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  23. cutig

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    You slept through the 2020 election?
     
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  24. Henry Blake

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    He's got to be top 5 along with Limbaugh. Not sure who else i'd pick.
     
  25. ~ taylor ~

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    Mitch, Rush and Newt. Then 2 of Trump, Shapiro, Rogan, Tucker, Hannity, Murdock and the Koch brothers.
     
  26. VaxRule

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    Alito and Thomas too low.
     
  27. fsugrad99

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    Let’s see how Gina Carano’s career is going



    Oh
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

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    Cancel culture run amok
     
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  29. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    Definitely Koch brothers
     
  30. Name P. Redacted

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    Good news is one of them is dead already
     
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  31. CuckFinn

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    Think even Hannity realizes that shoehorning three lunatic justices onto the payroll and stripping away federal protection for Women’s choice, probably doesn’t sit well with those who don’t drink Cult45. On the other hand, he is just as likely to be angry Mitch didn’t go harder in the paint and help facility a full blown coup when they had it all organized. Hard to get a read on his stupidity at times.
     
  32. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Says the guy with a bronze statue of Arthur Fonzarelli as his profile pic
     
  33. CaneKnight

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    I feel like we constantly hear the narrative that R’s are struggling with voters and we’ve heard that shit for like a decade and it never works out that way.
     
  34. El Tiburon

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    I registered R when I was 18 and I never changed it, mostly out of laziness. Over the last few years I purposely hadn't changed it because I figured if I voted in the R primary it was a token form of resistance to cast votes for the least odious among them.

    So, yesterday, the wife and I went and did early voting in person. To say that the slate of R candidates was fucking atrocious is the understatement of the century. Put it this way, Brian Fucking Mast who is the legless MAGA chud piece of shit was far and away the best candidate on the R side of the slate for his congressional seat. The other 3 were outright crazy Christian nationalists. Also, the R candidate for Secretary of Agriculture looks like the grand wizard for the local klavern.
     
  35. El Tiburon

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    For those who think DeSantis has any hope to succeed Trump:

     
  36. chuckmasterflex

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    Im putting this in here. I find the picture both scary and hilarious.
     
  37. Truman

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    Calling her a Star Wars star is quite the artistic license
     
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  38. Beeds07

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    He somehow looks like both a young and old Paul Heyman
     
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  39. NilesIrish

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    Whoever is funding this ass must still be riding the Trump train.
     
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  40. kennypowers

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    “Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.”
     
  41. afb

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    Penguin looking ass bitch
     
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  42. Henry Blake

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  43. Ralph

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    The article is pretty entertaining.
    No, that's not a remake or something with the same name, she's moved on to co-starring with a guy who's most recognizable role was the 1980s soap opera Dynasty. It's also directed by Special Agent Johnson from Die Hard.
     
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  44. GrizzliesDrew

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    He’s obviously more famous for playing Jake Fratelli
     
  45. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    *Alex Jones snorting*
    "Stellllllter!!"
     
  46. pearl

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  47. fattus

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