Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Hannity's morphing into Newt Gingrich in that pic.
     
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  2. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I think that eligible Republicans should really stick it to Brandon and show the world how principled they are by refusing the debt reduction and continuing to pay the full balance.
     
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  3. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Jeff Bezos definitely believes he will live forever
     
  4. Phil Connors

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    :peekaboo:
     
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  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    it started in the gaming community. But, it became a huge story a few years back when it lead to at least one death. I’m not going to do this again. I’m just shocked some didn’t know what it was.
     
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  6. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    I had never heard the term "swatting" prior to Klan Mom using it to play victim. AMA
     
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  7. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    I’ve said for years that billionaires who think that they’ll live forever by being able to afford medical advances that are not available to the masses are forgetting that the masses would kill the billionaires so that no one could live forever. Medical advances for aging don’t help with a bullet to the brain.
     
  8. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    The thought of living forever is fucking horrifying. The logistics of people living forever is even worse.

    I bet he’s got some real reasonable positions on how he sees that playing out.
     
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  9. fattus

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    Anything stupid ever said in this forum does and will.
     
  10. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I read btw that an earlier draft of the movie had Phil Connors living that day for over 10,000 years, but that was too dark. The true count ended up being something around 33 years.
     
  11. Drown ‘Em

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  12. Phil Connors

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    Thanks for watching
     
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  13. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Shocking..People who sell their soul to the devil want to live forever.
     
  14. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Jamie Foxx is truly talented
     
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  15. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    One of the better impersonations I’ve heard. The way he says “excuse me” and “the virus” are perfect.
     
  16. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    not sure if it's aged well but the I Might Need Security is one of the GOATs
     
  17. Buns

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    “They tried to give me the virus” sounds more like trump than trump. Lmao.
    Jamie foxx is so damn good.
     
  18. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  19. Josey Wales

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    Interesting how the GOP made quasi death panels with shitty covid policy and now want america to live under Christian extremist law. Self fulfilling.
     
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  20. snowfx2

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  21. BellottiBold

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    lmao imagine believing that there's something to "respect" about self identified "conservatives"

    Also cry bitch
     
  22. Can I Spliff it

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    Go after tucker personally too

    Take his soup empire
     
  23. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He’s running

     
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  24. GrizzliesDrew

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    Best part of it is IN the press conference earlier the lawyer challenged people to find something racist in their lives and then the twitter account was mentioned in the same presser.

     
  25. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Butthole eyes
     
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  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Terrific university
     
  28. aisle seven

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  29. The Banks

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  30. The Banks

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    Love that it’s the White House account calling her out, not just a regular reply guy
     
  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Big public university in South Carolina being filled with shithead students? I'm shocked!
     
  32. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  33. portlandspartan

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    lol what pieces of shit
     
  34. GrizzliesDrew

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  35. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Seems like they’d prefer clear liquor to brown liquor.
     
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  36. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Similar poll on the team board I'd guess
     
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  37. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    It’s always projection with them. ALWAYS.
     
  38. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    our private boards chuds are pretty quiet outside of a few
     
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  39. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  40. GrizzliesDrew

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    Somebody's mad she didn't get her GED reimbursed....

     
  41. HoosDaMan

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    American Taliban
     
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  42. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    this sounds like she's making the case for forgiving them....
     
  43. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Holy shit, what a dunk on that asshole
     
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  44. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Well, go ahead and put that on a commercial that never comes off the air.
     
  45. Josey Wales

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    I love bombing innocent people and funding programs that do nothing but line defense contractors pockets! Said deplorable chuds.
    They hired the Andy Dick dude.
     
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  46. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Didn’t see this coming

     
  47. BudKilmer

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    I will never not laugh at the term “re-truth” :laugh:
     
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