Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  2. southlick

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  3. cutig

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    Lol Ted Cruz is such a whore
     
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  4. enjj

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    Perfect. Get them all in one location and call in a strike.
     
  5. Can I Spliff it

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    Me, a republican consultant: you know who kids LOVE?
     
  6. Xander Crews

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    Ted Cruz got booed off the stage in 2016 at the RNC because he said “vote with your conscience” and didn’t explicitly endorse Trump.

    Now he’s bootlicking the worst of the party.

    And everyone still hates him just as much. Poor Teddy still thinks in his delusional mind that he’ll be President one day.
     
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  7. pearl

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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    This will really bring in the younger GenX demographic
     
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  9. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    One black guy in the entire background pic.
     
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  10. SD_Irish

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    Combined, they have the collective intelligence of a boiled peanut. And I recognize that's insulting to peanuts.
     
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  11. CuckFinn

    CuckFinn If you hold a cat by it’s tail...
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    The Acringers unite! You know…like the Avengers? But they are cringey so I said Acringer. Get it? Cringe is stuck in between the A and the r all cleverly like. Ha! So good. Got ‘em!
     
  12. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  13. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Sorry random Twitter guy. That's not happening. They'll use him being charged or whatever happens as a way to stoke more violence in their base. Like they always do.
     
  14. fetumpsh

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    All beard, no cattle.
     
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  15. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I think it definitely will. The challenge will be not letting them.
     
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  16. steamengine

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    It’s at a church, of course.


    Full lineup is fire. I have to deal with Mattress Mack all the time and he fucking sucks.
     
  17. Detlef Schrempf

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    How you going to have Matt Gaetz speak at a youth summit…
     
  18. Deep dirt

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    Literally a groomer. Lol this reality sucks shit!!
     
  19. El Tiburon

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    Inviting a pedophile to a church event? What could go wrong? /Catholics and Southern Baptists
     
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  20. Josey Wales

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    Embracing boebert and mtg lol. Fucking chud rogan — Kayleigh was great! A new reason to vomit with every loony tweet.
     
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  21. Cornfed Buffalo

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  22. Can I Spliff it

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  23. portlandspartan

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    I went to an ag school but I’m certain “activist” isn’t how you spell terrorist
     
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  24. bro

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  25. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Lol wut. No
     
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  26. Bo Pelinis

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    Oh no Rob not like this
     
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  27. Detlef Schrempf

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    From the man that said yes to Deuce Bigelow: European Gigelow
     
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  28. BudKilmer

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    He will throw out some mean RE-TRUTHS and Don Jr will get coked up on IG live to get the lemmings to fall in line
     
  29. CaneKnight

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    Imagine saying you’re willing lose your career because you want to live in a fascist shithole
     
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  30. steamengine

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  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    So the chaplain comes in and says "wake her ass up! We gotta ween tomorrow!"
     
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  32. snowfx2

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    You shouldn’t investigate me because thousands of other people I’m associated with broke the law also

     
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  33. lfriend

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    The great part is everyone in Horsefuck, Georgia are nodding along in agreement like he just said something coherent.

    When I say great I actually mean we're fucked.
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    no slut shaming
     
  35. Can I Spliff it

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    Hurling thousands into prison is absolutely not a thing the US shies away from
     
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  36. beerme

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    mmmm did you check their melanin levels? Cuz I think it is
     
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  37. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    This story is so bad it's almost like a norm joke. Just babbles on and doesn't go anywhere.
     
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  38. THEBLUERAIDER

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    If Adam Sandler has these same beliefs, I’ll never recover.
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't understand how this isn't a massive story
     
  40. Dillingham

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    have you considered the atrocity that college professors have invited students to share their pronouns? that's the real story here
     
  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    You must have missed that they’re white.
     
  42. BudKilmer

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    there is a book in a Wisconsin library with a rainbow on the cover and that might turn kids gay and so the media has to run to a diner in militia Idaho to ask proud boys how they feel about it
     
  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  44. CaneKnight

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    Skin color
     
  45. Can I Spliff it

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    Who is mattress mack
     
  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Guy here in Houston that always bets million on Astros to win the World Series.
     
  47. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  48. Can I Spliff it

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    Scott's been revelling in right-wingers being violent for years now

    Theyre gonna keep pretending, huh?
     
  49. steamengine

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    Do you not watch the Kentucky derby bro