MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. MODEVIL

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    High point before inevitably flaming out in playoffs?
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    Just needed to replace Shelton a few games sooner. Damn.

     
  3. DirtBall

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    SHOT:



    CHASER:

     
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  4. Shiggityshwo

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    Pineda's decision to stick with the inexperienced, undersized, and clearly outmatched RRN in goal for so long is looking pretty dumb with the way the defense has responded to playing in front of Gudino these last few games
     
  5. DirtBall

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  7. Shiggityshwo

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    appreciate it
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    19 points dropped. 6 stoppage time goals allowed. That’s painful.
     
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  10. Handcuffed

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    do you get an assist with a ricochet off your face?
     
  11. DirtBall

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    He’s credited with it
     
  12. Shiggityshwo

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    that seems like a way dc would lose
     
  13. DirtBall

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    Checking in on the “heck is real” tilt

     
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  16. SugarShaun

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    Things are good
     
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  17. DirtBall

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    Sorry guys, trans and homophobic propaganda “seems normal” to him. Not his fault.

     
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  19. Rootgers

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    I don't watch RB2 matches, but the freaks who do say the 6'8" kid we drafted out of the Naval Academy actually has good speed and could push for some 1st team pt next year. Just needs professional seasoning.

     
  20. DirtBall

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    And I thought Atlantas field looked like a watermelon
     
  21. Rootgers

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    That's the sold out home of Oakland Roots SC
     
  22. mc415

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    Oakland roots games are lit…..raiser rooting for them then the Quakes
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    For shame Gregg

     
  24. Shiggityshwo

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    think we're reaching the point where it'd be funnier if MLS teams lost to Liga MX now
     
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  26. Rootgers

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    I hope AppleTV keeps Steve Cangialosi when we move on from MSG.
     
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  27. DirtBall

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    It’s a d*ng shame Euro-Snob Gr*gg is too busy designing shoes to recognize our stateside talent. SMDH.
     
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  28. DirtBall

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    Our little angry Argentine had himself a day…





     
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  29. DirtBall

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    Fontas is wayyy too jacked to be a soccer player. My Fuck at that left arm.
     
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  30. Iron Mickey

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    are we sure he isn’t a left-hand dominant masturbation addict
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    Man, I’m sure he made much more in the 3 years he played in the Middle East than he could of anywhere else. It’s a damn shame we were deprived of 3 more years of free kicks though. I’d kill to see a Seba v Zela FK skill competition.

     
  32. El_Pato

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  33. MODEVIL

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  34. gabagool

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    Hello MLS people, could you please tell me how Brenner, Talles Magno, and Douglas Costa are going?
    Thanks!
     
  35. snowfx2

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    Brenner has really picked it up this season, and I would expect Magno to have his big breakout next season. I could see both sold to Europe no later than 2024.

    Costa has been mostly a waste for the Galaxy considering he takes up a Designated Player spot.
     
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  36. snowfx2

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    Some more in depth on this from Sportico, who do a much better job than Forbes for valuations. Although they don’t mention the SUM investment these owners also gain.



     
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  37. DirtBall

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    Brenner actually wasn’t a waste this year. Did good, had a couple hat tricks. Vazquez added to their attack really freed him up.

    If not for Jesus, Magno would of won best U22 player, Jesus has just been really good. A bit too selfish in the final 1/3 and rushes a bit much for me. Impressive at his age though.

    Costa sucks.
     
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  38. Shiggityshwo

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  39. Rootgers

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    Using suspension-worthy language in 2022? Be a man! Wildly fire frustration balls at your own fans.

     
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  40. ButchCassidy

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    What could he have said?
     
  41. Rootgers

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    The one that causes stoppages at every El Tri match, allegedly.
     
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  42. Shiggityshwo

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    this is gonna be why Atlanta makes the playoffs
     
  43. Rootgers

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    Lol RBNJ is still gonna lose.
     
  44. Shiggityshwo

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    regular season still you got this
     
  45. gabagool

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    Good to know. Douglas Costa is more famous here for having more weddings than goals last year
     
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  46. DirtBall

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    Luckily forgot there was a match tonight
     
  47. DirtBall

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    Hopefully long timers like Dunny and JP get picked up by Apple.



     
  48. DirtBall

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