Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. texasraider

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    Was Eric sitting on Greg’s lap in the photo shoot?
     
  2. texasraider

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    Wasn’t aware Ed Werder was a chud
     
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  3. TAS

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    I assume anyone who made a career carrying water for the NFL is, at a minimum, chud-curious
     
  4. texasraider

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    Yeah definitely not surprised. He’s a cranky old man who thinks using his twitter account to promote known fuckfaces is going to help America
     
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  5. steamengine

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    Except John Clayton, rip.
     
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    Fucking legend rip

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  7. dump

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    Seems to me he is just retweeting a tweet that mentioned him
     
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  8. steamengine

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    This could be true if deason wasn’t a known shitbag.
     
  9. dump

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    He wasnt retweeting Deason directly

    it was a retweet from Ed Werder who has been the Cowboys beat writer for like 40 years so of course the Dallas mayor would retweet a tweet of his if it mentions him
     
  10. texasraider

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    Dump time defending Eric Johnson isn’t something I expected
     
  11. steamengine

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    The pics from Dan Patrick’s South texas bus tour are lit. There’s more where that came from.


     
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  12. texasraider

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    I hope he actually filled up his bus with gas instead of diesel
     
  13. steamengine

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    Sucks what has happened in the hill country. Winner key is such a nice place.

     
  14. TAS

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    Hearing more and more about how Dallas is the WOAT city in the country




     
  15. dump

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    no one reads DMN
     
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  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Belongs here as well.
     
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  17. kezarmyaj

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    that one is on about every other commercial break here
     
  18. texasraider

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    I wonder who was the governor when that poor lady’s kid was murdered
     
  19. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Somehow it’s not important because Beto would do the same thing that Abbott did only worse?
     
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    I heard Beto ordered the hit
     
  21. NineteenNine

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    Big if true.
     
  22. texasraider

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    Wife came home from the store with Halloween candy and I tried each one and no fentynol

    :awshucks:
     
  23. Shawn Hunter

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    Any needles or razor blades?
     
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    Only in the apples
     
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    I’m just gonna hand out Narcan this year because I think of the children.
     
  26. steamengine

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    Lol this is gonna suck. Fuck you mattress Mack.

     
  27. bro

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    all those Houston, TX voters gonna get a nice dose of those racist ass Citizens for Sanity ads during the WS and it will definitely matter.
     
  28. steamengine

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    Every street corner is peppered with either a Mealer sign or a “tired of crime? Vote for republican judges” sign.
     
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  29. BUstang

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    The criminal/bond issue is such bullshit. The Republicans complain about criminals getting out on bond and then they reject any proposal to use tax dollars to hire ancillary judges to fix the problem. It's the perfect example of why Republicans suck asshole.
     
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    I love how republicans are allowed to get away with crime going up under their administrations and somehow no one ever blames them
     
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    because they are so tough on crime!
     
  32. TAS

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    Yeah fuck mattress Mack. 2017 is a long ass time ago
     
  33. timo

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    has it been determined where all the dark money for those ads is coming from?
     
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    The ad’s sponsor is “Citizens for Sanity.” According to the Times, that’s an organization spearheaded by several former Trump aides, including former Trump senior advisor for policy and White House director of speechwriting Stephen Miller. It’s unclear whether the ad was shown nationally or if it was market-specific. There’s an expectation that political ads will be aired during sporting events around election season, but this commercial is meant to spread hate more than it’s designed to elect a certain candidate, and many baseball fans were outraged by it.

    It says three political operatives involved with the Miller-founded legal group — Gene Hamilton, John Zadrozny and Ian Prior — are also listed as involved with Citizens for Sanity. Zadrozny’s path, for example, has taken him from the fiercely anti-migrant Federation for American Immigration Reform — which the Southern Poverty Law Center has listed as a hate group — to the Trump administration, including a stint as a top U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Service official, to the vile ads you’re seeing on TV now. Citizens for Sanity treasurer Hamilton was point man on Trump’s efforts to kill the program seeking legal status for young migrant “Dreamers.”
     
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    I’m getting those citizens for sanity ads on the central coast of CA so assuming they are national. Really deranged shit that should not be allowed on television.
     
  36. steamengine

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    Crime= minorities in cities. It’s that simple.
     
  37. NineteenNine

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    Yeah, tough on crime is just thinly veiled racism.
     
  38. steamengine

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    I can’t think of a more apt description of the republican party then at early voting just now. There was a Karen outside in a Mealer camo shirt and blue lives matter stuff all over her. Parked right behind her fold out chair was a woman in a slick business suit sitting in her BMW waiting to hand her more stuff to pass out and instructing her what to say.
     
  39. kezarmyaj

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    I cant wait to see what a shitshow my location is this week. weve always had a crazy or two out front anyway and now have a heated mud district election along with midterms.
     
  40. NineteenNine

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    Mud districts are usually a sticky subject.
     
  41. dump

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    Republicans are just racist NIMBYs
     
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    There was also eight cops walking around and multiple sunglasses car talk guys walking around filming everything.
     
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    :laugh:

    these racist assholes and their choo choo song
     
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    Easy deflection “It’d be even worse if someone else was in charge!”
     
  46. bigred77

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    Winner key?
     
  47. dump

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    Just count one more vote against the cripple, bigot, and criminal :texassmug:
     
  48. dump

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    It wasn’t too bad. Took me like 10 minutes total at best. No crazies out yet. Just a white woman telling us thank you for coming outside while holding up a yard sign for a Republican candidate.
     
  49. steamengine

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    Every chud I know has posted their I voted selfie on Instagram already. The good guys are about to take a Jimbo sized L.
     
  50. steamengine

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    Lol at the picture used for this.

     
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