Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. southlick

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  2. Gunners

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    Bucknuts has broken me, I tend to agree

    We have some good ones though!
     
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  3. ashy larry

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  4. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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  5. TAXTAXTAX

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    Twitter 2.0
     
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  6. Daddy Rabbit

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    Skedaddle
     
  7. bertwing

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    Lyrtch is going to drink the kool aid first, followed by Can I Spliff it about a week later
     
  8. ashy larry

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  9. Flintheart Glomgold

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    If twitter dies, so be it. I was born on TMB and I’ll die on TMB.
     
  10. Can I Spliff it

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    It's true. Im only funny in small doses
     
  11. laxjoe

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  12. snowfx2

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    Do we have a Best Tweets of All Time thread?

     
  13. Gaknight

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    thought it was a band
     
  14. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  15. southlick

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  16. Gaknight

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  17. Schadenfred

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    What lasts longer? Twitter or a head of lettuce?
     
  18. Can I Spliff it

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  19. snowfx2

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    I’d love to be in the IRS Agent’s office when they see that tax write off come across their desk.
     
  20. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  21. a.tramp

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    This guy was nailing the election results. Maybe he is our twitter option in the near future

     
  22. chuckmasterflex

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    He is certainly up there
     
  23. Lyrtch

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    one of those senior ballot HoF'ers.
     
  24. kezarmyaj

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  25. Taques

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    has he considered arranging for another massive government handout for his new company
     
  26. Truman

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  27. laxjoe

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  28. RSK

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    Its almost worth it to lose twitter just to get the world to realize what a steaming pile of dog shit Elon Musk is. The amount of Whammy like Elon nut huggers I've had to argue over the last few years about this dipshit borders on Maga levels of delusion. No he's not going to get humans to colonize mars. And no he's not fucking Tony Stark. They can finally shut the fuck up about Elon and go boot lick some other billionaire to make up for their own insecure inadequacies.
     
  29. devine

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    Elon if you are reading this I will go into sicko mode and moderate Twitter
     
  30. Clown Baby

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  31. Fran Tarkenton

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  32. Can I Spliff it

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    The world's worst poster has logged on
     
  33. Lyrtch

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  35. Daniel Ocean

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  36. AUShyGuy

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  37. RSK

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    Anyone see this clip yet?

     
  38. TAXTAXTAX

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    Literally steals credit for other people's memes. Just the worst of the worst.
     
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  39. bro

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    “The best people are staying” as he wipes away tears from his cheek
     
  40. dblplay1212

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    At this point I'm hoping the shit just crashes so he looks like an idiot bc his fanboys will be insufferable if he fires 90% of the staff and the site just plugs on along.
     
  41. HoosDaMan

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    As we’ve seen with Trump, he’s a genius either way to his cult.
     
  42. BudKilmer

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  43. Corch

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    Elon seems to think the issue is the number of people using Twitter. That's literally the only non issue.
     
  44. Blu Tang Clan

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    Seems like a lot of carnage in an effort to find “the real ones.” Also, Paddy Murphy put on a posting clinic on the first page of the Wisconsin Christmas parade thread.


     
  45. Corky Bucek

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    Hey guys if Twitter is dead then how do you explain to me how it’s still up and working for me with all of the embedded tweets in this thread?

    Elon kept 15% of the staff and it’s running completely fine without out all of those free loaders under Parag’s leadership. Some of you morons just don’t get how code works.
     
  46. RSK

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    Oh look another Elon fanboy.

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