Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Roy

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    Great now I can’t stop reading it as Jamal Crawford
     
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  2. The Guglia

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    I used to workout with Chase Crawford at Equinox, but he never sucked my dick
    :bobbleresolve:
     
  3. MLS

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    pffft, I pay good money for that treatment.
     
  4. racer

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    Found Shawn’s mom lol
     
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  5. Butthead

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    :pffft: you motherfuckers are some name droppers

    I can't stress enough how little anyone else cares

    Like when eathan edwards talks about how he knows every hooker in Hollywood. OK tight.
     
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  6. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    It came up organically!
     
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  7. Eathan Edwards

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    You were saying?
     
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  8. Butthead

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    Am I supposed to know what this means
     
  9. Truman

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    Some of us post about knowing famous people. Some of us post about 7-11 hotdogs and energy drinks.

    All are welcomed.
     
  10. Butthead

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    One seems like it's from firsthand experience. One smells like shit. You can decide which one is more true
     
  11. Truman

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    7-11 hotdogs smell like shit. I can tell you from first hand experience
     
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  12. Butthead

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    Both tales do, in other words
     
  13. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    You having a bad day?
     
  14. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Don't rock the jukebox
     
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  15. Gunners

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    Eating any 7-11 live food after college is an obvious sign you have no hope in life
     
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  16. Butthead

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    How does continuing to support the Washington football team rate
     
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  17. Gunners

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    I accepted long before that I have no hope in life
     
  18. Eathan Edwards

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    I responded to MLS's post saying the board can't handle two people that know everyone and she should tone it down

    Daddy Rabbit responded saying she's fine and she also had to respond to Lip 's question

    You posted pretty much immediately afterwards calling her a name dropper

    I really don't understand why anyone gives a shit - it's context for the post.
     
  19. Butthead

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    Let the record show that ive never said anything about energy drinks
     
  20. wes tegg

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    We have experts in everything on this site — virology, pools, every type of law imaginable, falconry, etc. — why is it hard to believe that someone regularly interacts with celebrities?
     
  21. Truman

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    We have a falconry guy?!?!
     
  22. Eathan Edwards

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    I feel like I missed a solid thread on this topic or something if we do.
     
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  23. BayouMafia

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    Not Taffy he failed miserably at falconry

    and for the record if we are having a civil war I’m on Eathan Edwards’ side over Butthead every day of the week. If nothing else we’ll have better music
     
  24. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    [​IMG]
     
  25. Eathan Edwards

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    And unlimited well vodka.
     
  26. MLS

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    I think there's a big disconnect between people thinking we're bragging about things and aspects that are normal to our daily life.

    Like the last thing I want to be doing is babysitting Tobey but it's not an option to say no. Eathan has to take 2 hour Ubers basically every week to help out some rich person or celeb. It's part of the gig.
     
  27. Lyrtch

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    its very dumb this has come up easily a dozen times now
     
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  28. racer

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    I once had access to the personal information of the entire Cleveland browns organization besides players.
     
  29. dump

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    Taffy had one fucking job
     
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  30. dump

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    Did they leave behind a post it saying Draft Mack no matter what?
     
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  31. Corky Bucek

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    I’m on team Eathan as well. I went to one of his spots and he hooked me up with a free drink. I was really hoping to meet him so I can prove he’s a real person and his stories are 100% real. We were also supposed to go to the CWS this past summer but he let work get in the way.
     
  32. racer

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    What if Eathan and MLS are an amalgamation of many nightlife industry personalities and the accounts are actually run by the lowly janitor?
     
  33. MLS

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    Nope, real people.

    Pretty sure quite a few posters have met Eathan in person or knew him from college.
     
  34. Butthead

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    there was kind of something like that already some years ago, but it was the side-control bouncer guy
     
  35. MLS

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    I got boned on this situation also - I went from having a seat on a PJ to not being able to get a flight.
     
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  36. Handcuffed

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    on the bright side, you didn't have to go to nebraska
     
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  37. BayouMafia

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    He also sells cars
     
  38. racer

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    Counterpoint: missed the zoo
     
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  39. MLS

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    Oh I still went, but I had to fly commercial while Eathan got to fly private.

    Annoyance upon landing probably contributed to my bar bets.
     
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  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I still haven’t ever watched Heat from start to finish and can’t find it streaming.
     
  41. FTK

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    I own it on Amazon, so it should be available for you too. It’s worth the $4.99 or whatever to rent
     
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  42. Roy

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    Don’t forget we got a big volleyball guy in the annoying shit your coworkers do thread too
     
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  43. pearl

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    bags and I are another year older today. Happy birthday bro
     
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  44. theseasonisover

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    The Burger King “You Rule!” and Sonic “don’t know how to read a map” commercials are catchy as hell.
     
  45. Owsley

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    Reviewing shitty reports is the worst
     
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  46. Truman

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    HBD Pearl. May your day be filled w feet.
     
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  47. BayouMafia

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    tough way to go.

    Kentucky Man Dies After Becoming Entangled in Christmas Lights, Falls in Wood Chipper
    https://nypost.com/2022/11/29/man-dies-in-freak-wood-chipper-accident-near-holiday-display/

    A Kentucky contractor tragically died Monday after falling into a wood chipper while working near a holiday display.

    According to The Daviess County Sheriff’s Office, the freak accident occurred just before 5 p.m. while Joseph “Joey” Wesley Manire, 46, was trimming trees across the street from a popular Christmas light attraction in Owensboro, local TV news outlet WEVV.com reported.

    Disaster struck after the Crofton native became tangled in a holiday light display and fell partway into a woodchipper, sustaining traumatic injuries, according to some reports.

    Emergency responders arrived shortly thereafter and pronounced Manire dead at the scene. Authorities are currently probing the tragic incident, but claim that no foul play is suspected at this time.

    In light of the grisly accident, the Owensboro Christmas Lights’ organizers posted a Facebook advisory warning visitors to “be cautious and extra aware if you are traveling in our area tonight.”

    “There has been an accident concerning a landscaping business across the street from our display,” the group’s reps wrote. “Local authorities have our neighborhood blocked off at the moment. We have the lights on to help light the area for the first responders, but please plan to visit the display a different night.”

    This isn’t the first time a contractor has been killed by a woodchipper of late. In October, a California tree trimmer perished after falling into one of the bark-mulching devices.
     
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  48. Tex

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  49. Eathan Edwards

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    That's gotta be a top 5 level worst. Trying to set up some seasonal lighting and going through a woodchipper. That's pretty rough.
     
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