Husk City: What is happening?

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  1. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Sell me on shitting in the dark. What's it all about
     
  2. Herpitus Derp

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    I happen to be experimenting with it in this moment.

    I have not yet gone to bed, so I may not be realizing the full benefit, but I will say it is kind of nice to have a waking moment (or movement? lmbo) without ambient light all around. 8/10, will try again.
     
  3. 2

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    “Pooping the dark” = rubbing your p*nis
     
  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Apparently we have a transfer portal TE from Georgia on campus
     
  5. OZ2

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    This is cool as shit.

    I also think this micro detail says a lot about a macro way that Rhule approaches shit. Find the things others might miss. Make it comfortable for everybody and anybody to do, then everybody will do it…

    This kind of outside-the-box details are an actual trickle down to the young coaches he wants to mentor and mold. A young coach sees something like this, is forced to learn the story, realizes the power of the story…

    That kind of stuff shapes an entire way impressionable people shape their outlook.
     
  6. Herpitus Derp

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    Which institution of Higher Ed. is he from?
     
  7. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    UGA
     
  8. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    Bowers!?
     
  9. Herpitus Derp

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  10. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    For Sam
     
  11. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    Just read that Seither, TE from Georgia, has two years remaining. Yes, please.
     
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  12. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    Team overhead light off. Instead we’ve got a bidet with a night light. Perfect combo.
     
  13. —

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    I shut the blinds in every room in my house and unscrew all the light builds (including the one in the fridge)
     
  14. The Hebrew Husker

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    Are you Chuck McGill?
     
  15. Tommy Jefferson

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    You guys are a bunch of prudes. I like the light on so I can appreciate my work of art
     
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  16. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    I have a giant spotlight that I shine right into my fucking face when I poop
     
  17. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
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    Man we joke about Tom Osborne being dead and old and crusty etc. But I mean in all seriousness he really is eerie looking and I get kind of uncomfortable seeing pictures of him.

    I think somebody posted this pic already, and made a Crypt Keeper joke I think? Anyway, check it out if you dare.

    [​IMG] [/spoiler

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  18. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    Man’s been dead to me since 97
     
  19. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  20. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Shitting in the dark
     
  21. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Many, many, many years of fieldsmans
     
  22. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  23. JoeySmalls

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    I keep a pair of these by the toilet for use at night.

    Best of both worlds.

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  24. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
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    Tom Osborne, [late fall 2007, eyes clinched, performing a fieldsman amid acres of recenty-reaped corn stalks near West Point, NE]: Heavenly Father, please send a sign of what my next step should be. Who can help guide this ship back to [grunt] calmer waters?

    Farm boy: Are you OK old timer? Did you happen to wander off from St Joseph Retirement Community?

    TO [waking, as if from a fog]: Turn around you bantam rooster, I'm taking a dadgum fieldsman, boy! [utilizes a discarded cob for personal hygiene]

    Farm boy: I'm sorry sir. [clicks tongue at steer]

    TO: What's your name, young man? I like your jacket

    Farm Boy: I'm Micah. [Dials up St Joseph Retirement Community Loose Old Person Retrieval Coordinator]

    TO: Say no more, fam

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  25. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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  26. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    The k-swiss’ covered in cow shit will never not make me laugh
     
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  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    They might be covered in fieldsman
     
  28. OHW

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    just pooped with the lights on ama
     
  29. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Thank you for your service
     
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  30. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Inside? or in a wide open field, eyes squinted by the bitter heartland wind, saying a gravely, soft "yep" to everyone and no one as a merciful moment concludes and you return to the yoke of your father's fathers?
     
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  31. DrTomOsbourne

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    Rhule off to AZ to visit our 5* QB
     
  32. Tommy Jefferson

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    Son, Georgia may win a lot of games, and their skill players are good, and their line is massive, and southern girls are cute, and you won’t need a winter coat. BUT do ya’ think you could do me a solid, please?
     
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  33. DrTomOsbourne

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    Worth a shot, at least he's making the effort
     
  34. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Emergency fieldsmans in the ditch when the neighbor drives by and you just wave like normal is a bit of a harrowing experience
     
  35. DrTomOsbourne

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    Former #1 OLB recruit who recently entered to portal from Georgia looks to be visiting very soon.

    I'll take any and all GA bench players that want to come here and start.

    This staff is relentless
     
  36. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    Maybe he'll bring a Runza menu
     
  37. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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  38. Herpitus Derp

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    Both Gary and Griesel out tonight.

    Sad farmer gets creampied by randy railroad worker.
     
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  39. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    How does Purdue even recruit to West Lafayette? That’s like throwing a D1 in Kearney or Grand Island
     
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  40. huskerrolly

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    Fickell absolutely killing it in the transfer portal
     
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  41. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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  42. The Hebrew Husker

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    Was in the process of typing this all out lol so thanks for saving me. Cooper being pass game coordinator is interesting.
     
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  43. The Hebrew Husker

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    Still makes me laugh that fans got fired up about the 3-3-5 fitting into the B10 when Iowa and to an extent Michigan and Minnesota will be the only teams left running a “Big Ten offense”.
     
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  44. The Hebrew Husker

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    Oh my god Wilcher
     
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  45. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Not Rhule tho eh?
     
  46. The Hebrew Husker

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    Walker is a GOAT.
     
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  47. huskerrolly

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    Wisconsins class is 4th.
     
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