Alive or not...

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  1. One Two

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    “What are you gonna do? Axe me?”
     
  2. Hank Scorpio

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    Guy: "Hey babe, can I axe for your number? Hehe"

    Girl: "Awe sugar, I think it would be better if you SPLIT!"
     
  3. kinghill

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    I’d like to think I’d dip the fuck out of there right away if someone walks in with a weapon like that
     
  4. theseasonisover

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    i guess you could say that she cut the line
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  5. Whammy Business

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    For context:

    A transgender woman who randomly attacked two people with an axe in an Australian convenience store has been jailed.

    Evie Amati, 26, seriously wounded the man and woman at a 7-Eleven in Sydney in January 2017. She swung her axe at a third customer but did not injure him.

    Amati pleaded not guilty on mental health grounds at a trial last year, but a court rejected her argument.

    On Friday, a judge sentenced her to a maximum nine years in prison.


    "The risk of death was high in each cases and the fact that death did not occur was entirely a matter of good fortune," Judge Mark Williams told the New South Wales District Court.

    The court heard that Amati had been "out of her mind" after consuming drugs, alcohol and prescription medication.


    She testified that her mental health had declined prior to the attack, after she began taking hormones to transition from male to female.

    However, a jury rejected her lawyer's argument that she was suffering from "mental derangement".

    Security footage played during the trial showed Amati approaching her first victim, Ben Rimmer, as he waited to buy a meat pie.

    After a brief conversation, she struck Mr Rimmer in the face. He was knocked to the ground with a 10cm (4in) facial wound and fractures.

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    Amati attacked Ben Rimmer (pictured) as he waited to buy a meat pie
    She then attacked her second victim, Sharon Hacker, near the door, fracturing the woman's skull.

    Amati turned on a third customer, Shane Redwood, but he shielded himself using his backpack. She was arrested shortly after.


    Amati will be eligible for parole in 2021.
     
  6. dukebuckeye

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    Why buy a meat pie when you can flirt with a chick with an axe that has a meat pie herself?
     
  7. dukebuckeye

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    Axe in hand plus the butcher knife in the back pocket. Yeah, I'm not striking up a convo.
     
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  8. Redav

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    So, alive
     
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  9. TableKnight

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    Spoilers!
     
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  10. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yeah I'm not gonna sit in judgment of those two customers. I'm definitely the type who would be all socially uncomfortable like "ha ha this is all a joke, right?..." as the serial killer stabbed me for the 16th time
     
  11. mmm

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    :drumroll:
     
  12. danny2430

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    Siap

     
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  13. Prospector

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    SMASH MEME
     
  14. Tarpon Nole

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    dead x2
     
  15. Nostradumass

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    He almost landed IN the trunk. Don't know how much that wouldn't helped him, though.
     
  16. Hank Scorpio

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    Dead imo
     
  17. dukebuckeye

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  18. Whammy Business

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    Christ. That a Taliban warehouse?
     
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  19. EagleDuck

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    I'm going with dead.
     
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  20. Shinzon

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    I’ve been skydiving, but even that has always seemed safer than bungee jumping.

     
  21. The Subspace Mariner

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    Based on velocity, and time, how far was that drop? More than 200 feet, she's dead.
     
  22. beerme

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    thst was 5 seconds easily of free fall which google says is 122 meters, definitely mort sauce
     
  23. Nostradumass

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    Lived. Probably wishes she hadn't.
     
  24. bro

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    It was fireworks and they lived
     
  25. Baseballman86

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  26. Biship

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  27. bigred77

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    Exactly, she was slowed down pretty good when it snapped
    The broken end of the cord hit the water before she did
    She actually lucky that end didn't hit her
     
  28. HotMic

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  29. ClemPson

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    Dead giveaway by the Tweet.
     
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  30. broken internet

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    Seriously thought he was eating him at the end.

    Daily reminder that just because an animal eats plants MOST of the time, it absolutely does not have to eat plants ALL of the time.

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  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Camel the only victim here
     
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  32. Dildo Dawgins

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    I just saw the opposite version of this on r/eyeblech last week.
     
  33. dukebuckeye

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  34. Kirk Fogg

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    Camel got side control real quick
     
  35. Nostradumass

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  36. War Grundle

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    Looks like when Marty ran through the movie theater in Back To The Future.
     
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  37. swiz

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    Did he really need to pull his gun?
     
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  38. TableKnight

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    Maybe? It was a stolen car according to the reddit comments.
     
  39. Charles DeMar

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    Feel like bike guy was trying get him to fall to the ground. Regardless, this had to be tough to see in person

     
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  40. TimJimothy

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    dude just chunked him with that bike
     
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  41. broken internet

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  42. Whammy Business

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    Backstory? Dude set himself on fire in protest?
     
  43. Nick Rivers

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  45. Icculus is a Bammer

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  46. HotMic

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  47. dukebuckeye

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    If the fall didn’t kill him, his wife will.