Choose your squad - Animal warfare edition

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gorillas and rats.

Gorillas have the raw power and rats have the extreme numbers to keep the hawks busy as cannon fodder and overwhelm most of the ground attackers.

 

Rats and Gorillas

 

If they’re NYC rats, those are practically small dogs.

 

Rats and wolves

 

Rats and bears

 

If “buffalo” mean Cape buffalo and not bison, they would seem to be invaluable given their natural circling defenses against lion prides.

 

Wolves and Rats- like how is this even a question?

 

10,000 rats
15 wolves

hawks/hocks v tempting

 

What's the terrain? Starting points/distance? What's the details on the the rifle?

 

Should be Van Pelt from Jumanji imo

 

The problem is none of them would provide much of a defense against 50 aggressively attacking hawks (assuming you're standing in an open area).

 

Gorillas and bears. Only problem would be the wolves but they’ll take them out. Crocodiles are useless out of water and rats ain’t killing a gorilla or a bear.

 

Yeah, I’m not understanding all the rat choices. I get strength in numbers, but how are they doing anything to the bigger predators on the list?

 

Crocodiles and hawks. But I don't think any pair of those is going to hold off the rest for very long.

 

I think 10,000 rats could handle just about anything else on the list. Also crocodiles are still quite dangerous on land wtf

 

I feel like the brown bear is always underrated in these kinds of things.

 

gorillias and rats. i'd lay down and have them swarm over me, while the gorillas kept the bigger beasties away

practically fool proof

 

No. They’re rats. If they had their shit together they’d be taking over cities and whatnot but at the end of they day they’re not ferocious killers like in the movies. And crocodiles on land would be easy to deal with. A gorilla would destroy a crocodile on land.

 

Right? It’s a fucking bear. Like a bear has never been killed by a bunch of rats or hawks.

 

3 brown bears and 4 lions vs 1 bitch with a rifle. One of my gang will eat his ass and the world will be better for it.

 

10 Nile/saltwater Crocs seems OP AF.

Those things regularly surpass 20 feet long.

 

You have to fight ALL of the rest.

 

Ahh read it wrong. There's no right answer then. No 2 are fending off all the others for an hour.

 

Rats and hawks because you better have the hawks on your side or you’re going to die regardless

 

The difficult thing about this exercise is that the hunter and the hawks are probably the biggest threat, but probably the worst options to defend.

The hunter just needs 1 shot. You have to take him out first and gamble that the your defenders can get to him, before he can get off a shot at you. And youre gonna sacrifice a decent amount of your defense animals in the process. Im not sure how you defend from 50 hawks tbh.

I guess it depends on what kind of area this is. Like hunger games, where there's different terrain to hide behind. Is it a sports arena that fairly small and inclosed? ect.

 

Too many replies not showing their work. Defeats the entire purpose of this exercise. SMDH

 

Feels like the hunter with a rifle would be a problem that has to accounted for quickly.

 

I'm taking 5 of these on my team with the #1 pick

 

First question: does it come with bullets?

 

10,000 bullets*

 

The hunter would be one of the first things to go down. They would have to go full John Wick and be getting nothing but headshots before any of those others listed even so much as graze them and take them out. Hunter is bottom tier.

 

So many rats.

 

How many rats out of 10k you think you could kill before they take you down? Answer is less than 50 and that’s not counting the other animals if you chose the hunter to defend you. Hawks and rats are the way to go. Hawks wouldn’t be great defense but they could basically rip the faces off of the gorillas, bears, lions. And if you don’t have the hawks you’re dead as fuck because they’d easily kill you with nothing stopping them. Rats are the distraction while the hawks rip apart everything

 

Lions and Bears

 

The hunter is only dangerous to you not other animals.

*If they can shoot you before getting mauled.

 

the hunter will kill you in three seconds assuming the hunter knows the rules of the game

the rats will overwhelm you by sheer numbers if you don’t choose them

I don’t think you can survive the initial charge by the bears, buffalos, and gorillas with the hunter and rats

 

It's not about how many rats I can kill, it's how many my defense can kill.

If they don't have to go through your defense before getting to you then the hunter takes you out as soon as it starts.
Unless it's some kind of "arena" where you can hide before the game starts.

 

Exactly. The hunter would be more focused on protecting himself from all the animals than shooting you. Can’t believe so many people in the replies chose the hunter. A guy with a rifle beside you is getting wrecked by all those other animals.

 

if it’s an arena with 10k rats, they’re not going to be worried about you first. The sheer volume of 10k rats would make it where they’re already at his feet when the thing starts

 

I’d survive and have a few thousand pet rats and probably 25 or so pet hawks

 

If you’re answering anything other than 10k rats and 50 hawks you’re going to have the worst time.

Numbers game alone rats are a must pick.

 

yep and unless you pick the hawks you’re dead within 5 mins

 

Do I get any body armor or weapons?
Sword, spear, hatchet

 

Y’all act like these are mutant rats trained to kill. The rats would probably be more scared of you than predatory.

 

have fun dying