HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I would like to be the first to wish everyone a very happy Opening Day
     
  2. One Two

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    Even to the haters and the losers
     
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  3. Baseballman86

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    Magic number 162, let's go get it
     
  4. Gaknight

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    Trade Vaughn! He will never pass up a guy with a bench level salary!
     
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  5. gus_chiggins

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    Incredible value if he’s a solid every day starter and “fine” if he’s a bench piece. Let’s ride
     
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  6. jrmy

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    In honor of Opening Day, one of my favorite Sporcle Quizzes of all time:

     
  7. Tobias

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    i got julio and kakes and refused to play any further
     
  8. jrmy

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    I always know they aren't going to show up on a list of opening day starters, but every time I do that quiz I always rip off Braves greats like Nick Green, Wes Helms, Joey Terdoslavich, and Ryan Langerhans as guesses
     
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  9. wes tegg

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    Let’s do bold predictions. Mine:

    1. We have a higher net WAR at the SS position than Dansby does at the Cubs.

    2. Money goes 30/30/.300

    3. We have 3 players in the top 15 for MVP.
     
  10. Boom TittyMilk

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    Only prediction i need

    We win the whole fucking thing.
     
  11. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Baby Boy wins 20 games and the NL Cy Young award because wins are the most important stat no matter what the nerds tell you
     
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  12. Jake Barnes

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    1. Three regulars hit 40 homers

    2. Three starters have 200 Ks

    3. Eddie Rosario is Comeback Player of the Year
     
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  13. kennypowers

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    I took Matt Olson to win NL MVP at +2500 so I’m hoping for that.
     
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  14. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Co-signed by Louis
     
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  15. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    78%

    feel disappointed. Ran out time thinking about those bad fredi gonzalez teams.
     
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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    Prediction: We don't win all 162. We go 159-3
     
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  17. Louis Holth

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    We win 120 games this year
     
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  18. heelsfan530

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    Olsen wins MVP. Braves over Yankees in 6.
     
  19. Drown ‘Em

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    Soroka sets a new career high in wins. Currently is 13 in 2019.
     
  20. Tobias

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    i would be thrilled if he makes 13 total starts
     
  21. Drown ‘Em

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    Well I’m glad my bold prediction will thrill you. It will me, too.
     
  22. Tobias

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    13-0
     
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  23. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Bold prediction: we win 75% of our day games
     
  24. CUAngler

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  25. Gaknight

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    Someone’s been drinking at 10am I see
     
  26. Jake Barnes

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    Good to see Braves legend Alex Dickerson back in the Opening Day lineup. So many memories.
     
  27. Boom TittyMilk

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    Stuhly is going to be confused for a couple days off that graphic
     
  28. Gaknight

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    Ozuna too high
     
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  29. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  30. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    No Eddie and fucking Marcel in left?? Forget what I said about day games pls. Don’t even care that Corbin is a lefty
     
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  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    If we had a masher at DH to go into the 4 hole the line-up from 4-8 would flow so much better.

    Money at 7 is possibly best 7 hole hitter/Baserunner in MLB.

    Why the fuck is Ozuna plying in the field? Especially when Eddie has been fucking mashing (Lefty I assume, but fuck Ozuna)
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Day 1 and Snit is fucking up with the buttons
     
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  33. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Supposedly he's had a shoulder injury and is playing better in the field.
     
  34. SC

    SC I’m boring and I’m bored
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    Dick loves the ladies.
     
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  35. gus_chiggins

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  36. Tobias

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    loubias has a lot of exciting promotions for this season

    first one on the docket: anyone who likes this post by first pitch will be entered into a raffle. winner gets to pelt jrmy with rotten fruit for 10 mins on memorial day
     
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  37. ashy larry

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    not that bold!
     
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  38. Baby Boy

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    Hello. Happy Opening Day.
     
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  39. Jake Barnes

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    They’ve been saying this for like four years though.
     
  40. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I hadn't heard he was hurt until this spring :idk:
     
  41. jrmy

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    GOD DAMMIT
     
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  42. Jake Barnes

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    I assumed it was related to the arm injury he had when he was with the Cards, I believe. Supposedly sapped all the strength from his throwing arm.
     
  43. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Every Marcel throw from the outfield is a change up
     
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  44. jrmy

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    Not a regular change-up either, like a Greinke eephus change.
     
  45. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Feeling really good about my chances here
     
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  46. ashy larry

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    Ben looks like he hung Gaudin in a locker in high school. i say this as someone who was well acclimated with lockers.
     
  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Need to treat him like the RFer in Co-Ed Softball. Need someone to be a cutoff like 10 feet from them
     
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  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    No Chip

    It's beautiful